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Posted by: Arikyali.5804

Arikyali.5804

My stars, it has never come to my realization of how..well…vertically gifted some of the other races are. Why, this Norn is nearly quadruple my physical stature!

I’m astonished that our visitor has somehow managed to not hit his forehead while wandering around our fair city…on the contrary, I should be curious as to how he did not collide with anything above his waist.

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Posted by: Nike.2631

Nike.2631

When Norns speak to the peacekeepers, there is a special conversational branch just for them about ‘unnaturally tall beings’… And the city statutes against it…

“You keep saying ‘its unfair.’
I wonder what your basis for comparison is…”
- Jareth, King of Goblins.

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Posted by: Arikyali.5804

Arikyali.5804

When Norns speak to the peacekeepers, there is a special conversational branch just for them about ‘unnaturally tall beings’… And the city statutes against it…

You sure? I remember speaking to them with my Sylvari, and they said the same thing.

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Posted by: Requiem.8769

Requiem.8769

My stars, it has never come to my realization of how..well…vertically gifted some of the other races are. Why, this Norn is nearly quadruple my physical stature!

I’m astonished that our visitor has somehow managed to not hit his forehead while wandering around our fair city…on the contrary, I should be curious as to how he did not collide with anything above his waist.

Vertically gifted? Vertically cursed! We Asura are the perfect height, anything else is to be pitied.

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Posted by: Nike.2631

Nike.2631

When Norns speak to the peacekeepers, there is a special conversational branch just for them about ‘unnaturally tall beings’… And the city statutes against it…

You sure? I remember speaking to them with my Sylvari, and they said the same thing.

Could be it was just funnier on my Norn .

“You keep saying ‘its unfair.’
I wonder what your basis for comparison is…”
- Jareth, King of Goblins.

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Posted by: Windu The Forbidden One.6045

Windu The Forbidden One.6045

When Norns speak to the peacekeepers, there is a special conversational branch just for them about ‘unnaturally tall beings’… And the city statutes against it…

You sure? I remember speaking to them with my Sylvari, and they said the same thing.

Could be it was just funnier on my Norn .

Even asura characters have that dialogue.

Dear A-net: Please nerf rock. Paper is fine
~Sincerely, Scissors

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Posted by: Drakkon.4782

Drakkon.4782

How do such massive creatures not require a second brain in their abdomens just to move around?!

“People don’t hate Scarlet the way Game of Thrones
fans hate Joffrey. They hate her the way Star Wars
fans hate Jar Jar Binks.”-not a direct quote, but still true.

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Posted by: LadyRhonwyn.2501

LadyRhonwyn.2501

How do such massive creatures not require a second brain in their abdomens just to move around?!

We should dissect one to see how it works…

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Posted by: WyldKat.4712

WyldKat.4712

Asura have a superior brain to mass ratio. All the other races have inefficient excessive mass not required to support their intellect.

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