Guild Wars 2

Warning! I`m detecting high levels of awesomeness from the presence of so many Asura in one forum!

We’ve got the brains, the moves and the ears to handle anything that Tyria or the elder dragons can throw at us. We leave those bookah races in the dust.

So this is a shoutout to all of you amazing asura!

Geniuses represent!

We’re so awesome, Warmaster Efut alone could take on all the Elder Dragons at once.

Excelsior!

Efutcelsior!

And so it begins anew….

The charr are savages, the humans are human, the sylvari are hippies, and the norn are drunks. Clearly, we are superior by default!

We have the power of SCIENCE! on our side!

Calling the salads hippies is an insult to hippies

Great thread, I’ve just started an Asuran Elementalist and they are just awesome

!http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp185/Merlin19783/gw031_zps029ed75f.jpg!

Efut wouldn’t get to the Dragon … either Zrii or Batanga already backstabbed the bastid.
:)

Advent.6193:

Efut wouldn’t get to the Dragon … either Zrii or Batanga already backstabbed the bastid.
:)

Do you wanna go?

The new holy trinity of gaming is no longer: Tank-Heal-whatevertheotheronewas, it is now: Efut, Zrii, and Batanga

Clearly, the Femmesura are the true masters of time and space.

I agree.

Also, the idea of Efut-Batanga-Zrii trinity is hilarious.

Dinny.5310:

I agree.

Also, the idea of Efut-Batanga-Zrii trinity is perfectly logical and there’s no reason why anyone would question it.

Fixed.

Panzerjaeger.7612:

Dinny.5310:

I agree.

Also, the idea of Efut-Batanga-Zrii trinity is perfectly logical and there’s no reason why anyone would question it.

Fixed.

Technically, it has to be a square. After all, we still have to field Zojja for magickal support options. But, yes: ABSOLUTELY logical. SCIENCE!

SCIENCE!

Why do I keep encountering you guys in all of the threads I frequent? It’s starting to scare me… Agent Batanga must be informing on me! And actually, Professor Gorr is better than Zojja. I guess I can understand though, if Zojja is only in because it’s a Femmesura-only square.

Gorr? Better than THE Apprentice of Snaff? Trust me, Zojja wins. If not, Mr. Sparkles makes Gorr don the Behind Hat.

But Gorr has the most beautiful, glorious ears I’ve ever seen.

I just wish that the dialog written for Zojja didn’t make her seem….. so childish…. Her VA is amazing, but idk, something just irks me about her…
Mr Sparkles is amazing though, and I wish that we were allowed to have permanent golems for our own asura if we so chose.

Advent.6193:

Gorr? Better than THE Apprentice of Snaff? Trust me, Zojja wins. If not, Mr. Sparkles makes Gorr don the Behind Hat.

I second that. The ‘don the behind hat’ dialogue cracks me up every time ’ xD

How many asura do you need to change a lightbulb?
Ten. One to build and program the golem to do it, and nine to tell him how inferior his design is.

Victoriffic!

We rock. Love the post Rouven!

Asura mantra :“Be Awesome Today!”

^ Not just today. Our genius and supremacy transcend time.

Time is the Eternal Alchemy’s way of letting other races think they have a chance at becoming as awesome as the Asura.

As the original poster in this topic, I`ve kept a quiet watch upon it, without bumps and am pleased that our generated level of awesomeness has remained high enough to keep it active.

I thought I would add some depth to the issue, as I do sincerely adore my asura and sometimes find myself spending time admiring the character on the screen. I`ve tried playing other races, but none have ever had the same effect upon me as our majestically eared avatars with their large eyes and expressive voices.

This is impressive, when you think about it, for out of all the races, the asura get the least customisation and half the choices of clothes, considering that female attire almost always looks like the male equivalent. We even get less fancy versions, like that one with the “wings” that other races have….ours doesn’t have those and looks plain.

Despite all these visual handicaps, we remain superior and most appealing, with interesting npc’s and a unique city.

However, there is one thing that concerns me and that is the lack of players willing to take up the challenge of being asura. More and more I am finding myself to be the lone asura in a group, or even in an army when it comes to WvW. There are certainly asura out there, but not as many as there should be and I am keen to see this trend reversed.

Asura players need to carry the message to others as to how much fun our race is.

So do your part, colleagues and tell another player how awesome you are today!