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Posted by: Darkbattlemage.9612

Darkbattlemage.9612

We could not possibly accept the other races into our collegiate institutions.
They would just simply not understand, or at worst destroy themselves in the process.
If that were to happen where am I to get proper test sub…er I mean assistants?

If you looking for test subjects just snatch some of the inquest and the Elder Dragon champions and minions they keep for pets. It would actually give them a particular purpose.

The Norn are too enamored with their “spirits” and would wreck labs with their physical transformations. Though I will pause to admit it would be hilarious to use them as mascots for the next Golem tournament.

That reminds me we really need to find a way to monetize the Golem Tournament to the other races. I feel it has great potential to be a sport all races can enjoy. On a serious note I do believe the Norn who venerate this ‘raven’ spirit might actually prove to be deceptively capable. From how I understand their beliefs those who venerate this spirit value cunning and intelligence to solve problems over brute strength.

The Sylvari would be interesting, but I factor that our experimentations on one of their own could backfire on us diplomatically somehow. I just don’t feel comfortable bringing them closer into our facilities.

Didn’t Snaff’s first apprentice already do such experiments, and he’s the leader of the Inquest. As for their capabilities in being members of our colleges. I say they have the highest potential simply due to the fact they are like newborn children in adult bodies. Their minds haven’t yet crystallize as in the case of adult charr, humans, and norn. Combined with their eagerness to learn, I say they make the best assistants. But then again I consider assistant someone I don’t have to fear accidentally killing themselves because they didn’t heed my warnings.

The Charr could be a possible candidate, but they are too close minded with their hierarchical thinking of the Legions first and their warbands. Yes it is quite similar to our krewes and colleges. There are differences; where we simply have the courtesy to sabotage each other and politically decimate our rivals the Charr have teeth, claws, and little self restraint in killing things in their way. Krewe/Warband rivalries would not end well mark my predictions.

I agree the rivalries wouldn’t end well however it might actually help the arrogant fools amongst our people to learn the value of humility. Also I don’t see Charr too concern with playing in our politics, probably due to the frivolous nature of our politics. Although I am concern how we will keep the Flame Legion from infiltrating our colleges, from what was seen with their ‘alliance’ with the dredge I don’t want to know what they will do to our golem schematics.

That leaves the humans, silly bookahs. Though I do enjoy their silly antics as they beg their “gods” for help, I cannot see us elevating them to a level above the hylek really.
Their guilds and wars really did damage their mental capacity. It was only the near extinction of their race that helped them focus and even then they still deal with internal fights.

Unfortunately I have to agree that humanity’s need to fight over the slightest reason makes them more barbaric and savage than even the Charr. However what is your opinion on the Hylek being elevated to our level within the near future? Their alchemical knowledge would be beneficial to us.

Ask yourselves this question: Do you really want to give them the potential of our tech in their hands? Only trained Asuran krewes should operate such items. They are too childish at the moment.

No more childish than many Asura, I say.

Oh sure their watchknight experiment is interesting, but they don’t even have the proper ethereal security measures in place to prevent them from being hijacked!

Not to mention the lack of a fail safe in case of such an event.

I’m the Asura Elementalist that stole all your cookies, well except the oatmeal ones.
Chaos always finds a way, who you think Evil learned it from?

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Posted by: Atlas.9704

Atlas.9704

If you looking for test subjects just snatch some of the inquest and the Elder Dragon champions and minions they keep for pets. It would actually give them a particular purpose.

Too rambunctious and dangerous, I do like working with subjects who only complain about my miserly nature when it comes to payment instead of those who want to turn me into a minion. Thus Humans are the most “fun” to work with. Most don’t even ask for academic recognition, but rather trinkets! The Sylvari are even more malleable because they want “experience” more than a footnote in my papers.

Oh I do enjoy utilizing them for the dirty work. I try not to put my favorites into too much danger, but science can be tricky with new things.

However what is your opinion on the Hylek being elevated to our level within the near future? Their alchemical knowledge would be beneficial to us.

Near future is a very optimistic goal, but I believe they can be worked with.
After all they do recognize the importance of a stellar fusion reactor like the sun.
We just need to be careful with them on the subject of religion or whatever belief system they have.

I would like to get my hands on some of their psychedelic substances for a modification to the Peacemaker Golems I have been concocting.

Elona, Land of the Golden Sun….and undead…and poison. The travel brochure lied okay?!

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Posted by: Leviathan.7459

Leviathan.7459

I, as a Sylvari, know that my people are always looking for ways to learn, and I believe that attending an Asuran college would be an incredible opportunity.

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Posted by: dunnberry.2964

dunnberry.2964

Sure walk this way right into our subject test…classroom! Our classrooms right this way, here’s a nice cup of water too don’t want our guests thirsty

Borlis Pass
Asuran Engineer (Lost)

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Posted by: Darkbattlemage.9612

Darkbattlemage.9612

Sure walk this way right into our subject test…classroom! Our classrooms right this way, here’s a nice cup of water too don’t want our guests thirsty

It’s a trap don’t listen they just going to use you for test subjects.

I’m the Asura Elementalist that stole all your cookies, well except the oatmeal ones.
Chaos always finds a way, who you think Evil learned it from?

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Posted by: Atlas.9704

Atlas.9704

I, as a Sylvari, know that my people are always looking for ways to learn, and I believe that attending an Asuran college would be an incredible opportunity.

Sure walk this way right into our subject test…classroom! Our classrooms right this way, here’s a nice cup of water too don’t want our guests thirsty

It’s a trap don’t listen they just going to use you for test subjects.

I concur, that other Asura would use you as a lab skritt.
However I would just utilize you as muscle for my experiment.
You will be compensated, probably not much, but it is something after all.

Elona, Land of the Golden Sun….and undead…and poison. The travel brochure lied okay?!

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

Oh god… Scarlet… joined all of the “collages”.

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Posted by: Remillard.8691

Remillard.8691

Yep. I thought immediately of this thread. The colleges are open to more than asura. It could be that they only take the most promising of other races since we don’t hear mention of it frequently, but at least in one particular case they have.

I’m looking forward to a lot more backstory on Scarlet Briar.

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Posted by: Dustfinger.9510

Dustfinger.9510

Well, she got special dispensation to study at all three colleges. So it may be she got special permission to study at all three if that is limited, or that she got special permission to even study at the colleges at all.

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

As a proud member of the Statics (although I secretly want to be in the Dynamics cough), I disapprove of this… this… TREE ruining our sacred colleges.

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Posted by: Hexxen.7216

Hexxen.7216

Who let some walking fire wood into our colleges? Seriously what? I don’t care how “genius” someone is no Asuran would ever admit to another race being even on par with us. Good job at breaking the lore Anet.

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Posted by: yski.7642

yski.7642

I haven’t studied this “Scarlet” yet, but where exactly does the information regarding her college studies come from? You aren’t going to just believe someone claiming to have joined our colleges, are you?

Then again, an exceptional bookah with a knack for mesmer magic might pass for some of the less mentally adept asura I’ve seen, assuming particularly senile professors..

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Posted by: Remillard.8691

Remillard.8691

I haven’t studied this “Scarlet” yet, but where exactly does the information regarding her college studies come from? You aren’t going to just believe someone claiming to have joined our colleges, are you?

Emissary Vorpp confirmed after the attack that she had been a brilliant student at not one, but all of the Colleges. It’s not simply self-aggrandizement.

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Posted by: Atlas.9704

Atlas.9704

Personally I blame the Inquest.
They probably taught her and gave her the graduation.
Why do we suffer those fools every——(Inquest agent hands bribe) oh well now I remember. No complaints here for the moment.

Elona, Land of the Golden Sun….and undead…and poison. The travel brochure lied okay?!

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Posted by: sonja.4810

sonja.4810

I’m just going to believe we let her in as an experiment to see how it would go. Clearly the conclusion was not successful… or was it?

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

Sounds like we just have a bunch of panicked Asura upset that some “walking tree” is smarter than they’ll ever be.

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Posted by: naphack.9346

naphack.9346

What has become of asuran colleges?
We have a salad who managed to graduate from not one, not two, but three colleges. Said salad is called “intelligent beyond measure” yet fails to see, why calling in huge numbers of troops by portal and then having them wait on standby till defensive forces can react, can not be called an invasion by any means.
She calls it invasion, she seems to think, it works, but for me, this alone speaks of her lack in judgement.
Graduated from three colleges, gets tricked by a single mesmer illusion.

I’d personally investigate into her academic background, but as I have been denied access to all three colleges and their research data for claiming to have solid proof, Skritt were capable of rational thought and boundless intelligence, I have no means to do so.
By the way, they really are. I even got a formula, which matches average brain capacity and number of subjects to the resulting individual IQ. In a couple years, everyone who ridiculed me will have to see, I was right.

So I’d be glad, if someone who got access to that data let me in on it.

Yours,
Peacemaker Napp

The only crime, turrets committed, is being good against the celestial meta.
The mob has spoken and the turrets shall be burnt at the stake.

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Posted by: AnthraXE.4951

AnthraXE.4951

Sounds like we just have a bunch of panicked Asura upset that some “walking tree” is smarter than they’ll ever be.

I highly doubt a bookah like this “Scarlet” can outsmart the Master race. She’s just a walking tree who has some knowledge from our colleges who happened to be let in because she was as proficient as a progeny. Furthermore, if a human like Countess Anise saw through her plan, then we won’t have a problem dealing with the likes of her .

Draiik – Mesmer
Member of the College of Synergetics
[Aurora Glade]

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Posted by: Louveepine.7630

Louveepine.7630

Anyway …
I’m terribly disappointed …
I really imagined the Asuras not share with anyone, knowledge of their people.

This drift will encourage RP gamers to become “super human” is 17 years old … and it ennerve me.

the devs do not pay attention to our posts or our desires or our discuss… The Asura are completely forgotten.
I feel like they are laughing at us.

(As far as its annoys me to see a NPC that does not differ from others. Vorpp could have something more like Rox, and Braham … A hairstyle, a face … armor …)

# Asura because I’m worth it!

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Posted by: Dustfinger.9510

Dustfinger.9510

There are young RPers that will always make mary Sue. We have all done it at some point or another and we didn’t need to be asura trained to do it

That said, it was never confirmed that asura didn’t share their tech. or that no one else could possibly understand it. Asura culture is geared toward acedemics in metamagic which gives them the reputation of being smarter than everyone else, but they aren’t on an unreachable plateau. For instance, the asura NPC’s in black citadel are baffled about how steamtech can work without the use of magic.