Guild Wars 2

When I first arrived at Moriarty’s Hold to find a troupe of pirates under the command of Captain Penzan, I got the Pirates of Penzance reference. I completed the heart, escorted the captain through the swamp, and moved on. It wasn’t until a few months later (about 5 minutes ago) that I was with my wife as she completed the heart and I got to hear the captain sing… Absolutely priceless. Thank you for this.

Captain Penzan

I am the very model of a modern pirate general,
I’ve information magical, mathematical, and mineral,
I know the Queens of Kryta and can cite matters historical,
From Bloodstones to the dragon spawn in order categorical.

In fact, I write my washing bills in old Canthan cuneiform,
I’ll tell you every detail sewn on Caudecus’s uniform.
The skills and builds of warfare are essential to my strategy,
You’ll say a better pirate general has never sat-a-gee,

For when you know the habits of the charr and the Elonians,
When you can tell at sight a Kurzick from an Ascalonian,
You’ll know my martial knowledge, quite extensive and still myriad,
Myriad…myriad…myriad…ah!
Has only been updated for the Interregnum period!

But still in matters magical mathematical, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern pirate general!