Guild Wars 2

Why does it sound like there’s an adult movie happening in or around the Minister Wils mansion? ( think that’s the name ).

It really does, it like all these women are moaning or something, one of the sounds over there for ambience is way off imo LOL I just thought it was hilarious, I went there originally to just see what the npc’s are doing on an hourly basis etc.

This was funny.

Where is that place? ^^

There was a house in Divinitys Reach which had a soldier and a woman having a chat outside and the woman invited the solider inside to discuss further. and similar noises were heard from within!

They really went to town on making sure NPCs/mobs weren’t just standing around doing nothing..

Peeping toms are creepy. Even if they’re virtual, they deserve some virtual privacy, doncha think?

There is a house in Divinitys Reach
They call the Rising Sun
And it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I’m one

Captain Penzan of Moriarty’s Hold. Elmo Finigan too. Great stuff!

tigirius.9014:

Why does it sound like there’s an adult movie happening in or around the Minister Wils mansion?

Play a female Sylvari. Engage in combat. You can take your Adult movie anywhere.

(grunt/squeak/moan)

I was just standing outside the home instance in DR and I could hear the same noises. A lot of kitten goes down in Divinty’s Reach.

I -think- that some of the moaning noises are supposed to be a human female yawning. But I totally agree that it often sounds like an adult film.

Chuo.4238:

Play a female Sylvari. Engage in combat. You can take your Adult movie anywhere.

You dont even need a female sylvari. My Charr female Warrior scare me every time. She’s so kitten dominating!

“Gaining adrenaline!”. I’m exited to!
“Almost ready!”. Same…
“On My Mark!”. I know where to aim woman!
“Here I come!”. … … …
“Shake It Off!” What the… OH GOD ITS ALL OVER ME!!!
“For Great Justice!”.kitten!!

With all the softcore kitten producers throw in movies nowadays, some alluding sounds are nothing.

The moaning/yawning sounds that go on perma-loop are a bit distracting and definately start sounding like something else once they are repeated >5 times on a loop.

It’s supposed to be a yawn, and it happens constantly everywhere around the city, not just certain houses. Being a avid roleplayer, I’m really tired of hearing these sounds – Especially the ‘moaning’ ones. There’s an ongoing joke I have amongst friends that there’s too much sex going on in Divinity’s Reach.

It also happens when human female PC’s do the emote /sleep, and I guess that’s where they got it from. Not only does the ambiance intervals need to be increased so people aren’t constantly laughing every few seconds, but this ‘yawning’ moaning sound should be trashed, as well as the other female sound that sounds like high-pitched grunting of some sort, like struggling. I think you know which one I mean.

Rahar.9872:

There’s an ongoing joke I have amongst friends that there’s too much sex going on in Divinity’s Reach.

On a related note, most RP tends to take place in Divinity’s Reach. Just sayin’.

I can actually hear something like that in the bank area of DR. Sounds like some lady is having a really good time. Like the When Hairy Met Sally over the salad kind of good time. Might sound more like a yawn if it were not being repeated so often.

Rahar.9872:

There’s an ongoing joke I have amongst friends that there’s too much sex going on in Divinity’s Reach.

Because humans are obsessed with sex even in videogames.

Dawdler.8521:

Chuo.4238:

Play a female Sylvari. Engage in combat. You can take your Adult movie anywhere.

You dont even need a female sylvari. My Charr female Warrior scare me every time. She’s so kitten dominating!

“Gaining adrenaline!”. I’m exited to!
“Almost ready!”. Same…
“On My Mark!”. I know where to aim woman!
“Here I come!”. … … …
“Shake It Off!” What the… OH GOD ITS ALL OVER ME!!!
“For Great Justice!”.kitten!!

LOL SOOOO MUCH WITH THIS !!!!!!!!

Rahar.9872:

as well as the other female sound that sounds like high-pitched grunting of some sort, like struggling. I think you know which one I mean.

I think we all know which one you mean… And yes – it NEEDS to at least get a bit of a longer pause period.

this made me LOOOL: “Shake It Off!” What the… OH GOD ITS ALL OVER ME!!!

Yeah whenever I am crafting in Divinity’s Reach, I have to endure the sounds of an orgy…
What is up with that? Thank god I play with headphones on or I’d have some serious explaining to do…

Ahaha, that’s true, there are funny voice clips with short interval in whole DR and its instances. Once you hear, you cannot unhear…

EDIT:
Well, for those who may miss this “occurrence”, I managed to record this clip. It’s in the home instance, but close to the described weeping mother as you’ll see. :P
http://youtu.be/yeVypcp5wAo

It just sounds like some random clips are played too frequently. Sometimes it;s hilarious. Yesterday I was running around DR and the instance and this wasn’t happening just in one place. For example, I went inside this cottage near this place, there’s Josir standing on the second floor, and the sounds glitched just like in the movie (that’s why I came back here today), it wasn’t the “uh-huh, uh-huh”, but some female moaning-yawning sound instead.

I LOL’d at the thought of Josir being “this pervy Priory scholar”. Because he's kind of cute.