Guild Wars 2

My favorite are the exchanges in Divinity’s reach. Especially when the ‘farm boy’ gets told to run home to momma by what im guessing was a prostitute. The best part is that he ran surprisingly fast

Female Norn: “If I track a wounded animal through a gate, will the gate’s energy cauterize the wound?”

Female Asura: “I….. I haven’t the slightest idea…. My ears! What an intriguing question!”

Femal Norn: “What do your ears have to do with it?”

“Time to some real damage .”
My thief mights up everytime I dodge.

“No one is arguing the need for a plan… Its just that your plan is stupid and won’t work.”

My favorite line in the game . I don’t hear that in the game so much, but it goes through my head quite often as I deal with Real Life .

(“Bear approves of you. I can feel her little tail wagging in my heart” being my second most favorite line.)

I don’t so much mind the repetition of lines as the repetition of voice actors. Drives me to distraction that so much of this game is voiced by so few, and a few I already know far too well from anime dubbing.

that seams valuable

“For Great Justice”

the sad part is, i dont even have a warrior.

“Better than moot loot”

I’ll always smile when I hear that awesome charr voice near the bank in LA responding to the little human child, “No, YOUR face looks funny. It’s like a little raisin.”

“Gaining adrenaline!” when my warrior starts losing adrenaline >_<

Something human females say – is it “My leg!” or “My lady!”? I can never understand.

Really weird line.

“No no no! -
No no no! -
No no no! -
No no no! -
No no no! -
No no no! -
No no no! -
No no no! You should go to the armory. That’s where Zadorajny is likely to be”

My favorite audio line is when my Male Sylvari says, “I make a pretty good team.” I originally thought it was an extremely clever Mesmer specific line, but I was disappointed to find out that it’s just a rare combo finisher comment.

“HA!! you’re kidding riiight!?!?!”
“mine…all mine!!”
“QUICK….KILL IT!!!”

Loot, sweet loot.

I love discovering new land with my male Charr.

“I need more SPACE!”

These NPC conversations are
very
Very
VERY
Annoying now.
Time to replace them…

“Prove the sun shines through you! Face me as another form!”

I feel bad for the Youtube admin who had to watch the entire video to check if it had nudity and/or explicit content.

“You heard Grast-”
“You heard Grast-”
“You-”
“You-”
“You heard Grast, hold the line! Send the intruders to Grenth!”

I still hardly find PUGs willing to fight him.

But the big prize still has to go to:

“What? What? Yes? What? The Legion calls. What? Out with it? Yes? The Legion calls.”

With her backup singers of “Always be loyal to your krewe” and “May Lyssa aid you”.

“My ears! How’re you?”

“I swear, cubs these days.”
“Kitten’s got sword, too. Back off!”

Curunen.8729:

Something human females say – is it “My leg!” or “My lady!”? I can never understand.

Really weird line.

It’s “My leg!” and they say it when the cripple condition is applied to them as they limp along.

I am death incarnate !!!!!! for all the necros out there

What heals our wounds and numbs our pain? Why liquid barley, hopps and grain.

Um which way to the outhouse? Asuran: We don’t have outhouses… conversation. Which is also my favorite.

Yesterday I heard the happy line “My krewe’s on the verge of a breakthrough” in the Vigil Keep refugee camp… And then that Asura talked about having carried someone all the way there from LA, and when she arrived at the refugee camp they buried said person in a mass grave. WFT Anet?

there’s something in the waaaateeeer !!!

“Retreat!" I think it’s funny when my guardian races INTO battle shouting that.

My favourite line she shouts is “You’re dumb. You’ll die and leave a dumb corpse". I wish I heard it more often.

CoffeeMakesMeSmile.8172:

My favourite line she shouts is “You’re dumb. You’ll die and leave a dumb corpse". I wish I heard it more often.

I’ve never heard that one, what ususally triggers it?

I’m not sure what the trigger is, but my asura guardian shouts it sometimes when she goes into combat. She screamed it at a group of aetherblades in LA yesterday. Makes me smile every time.

On skype with my friend as we do a dungeon and hearing his female guard squawk “RETREAT!” Is by far the most memorable. Also, Maggs particularly bad “Puts the boom in my caboomium” line makes me want to punt the little twit. Special mention to my female sylvaris enthusiastic “Can we do that again?” After a nightmarish dungeon path.
No.
No we cannot.

“My brother once threw a rock at the golem that patrols our street”
“You have a great day now” – “Is that a threat, or a prediction?”

And lastly:

“Feedback loop initiated!”

“AAHHH!!!”
“EERRRRGGGGGG!!”
“UHHH!!!”

Yep.

General grunting noises from the player characters annoy me the most. Can we please mute our characters without muting anything else?

Since one gets ascended materials out bags/containers and chests, I hear “Oh…. shiny!”, “Ahaha – mine, all mine!” and “Sweet, sweet loot” a LOT.
This is really frustrating as I hope for a precursor/something valuable every time I hear those lines – but then it’s just another pile of Bloodstone Dust…

Favorite/Funniest lines:
“KILL EM!!!”
“Remember……..Pyre”
“The Spirits of the Wild welcome you”
“Quick!!! Kill it!!!”
“Aah…that’s refreshing”
“Swarm em.” -jump jump jump- “Smash em.”
Anything from the Crush cubs.
“You have wisdom to share?”
“How interesting…”
“For the Spirits!!!!”

Most annoying/Mute NOW!!! lines:
“EVERYONE, COME!!!!!!!”
“Vacate these premises!”
“Never capitulate!”
“WHIZWHIZWHIZ WHIZWHIZWHIZ WHIZWHIZWHIZ…” -mesmer/GS love fest
The Asura crippled sound. (both sexes)
Any “Yah!” “Rwarr!” “Yeeeah!!” battle squeals from Nolan North.
“Weakness makes me sick!”
“HAHA, you’re kidding, right?”

“Vitality restored!”.
Mesmer Adept Dueling minor trait: “You gain vigor on critical hits”.

“What were you before you came to the wastes?”
“Someone who was engaged to a guy who was too good for me”

“Eaaaaaaasy now… Better?”

For grape justice!

I often get crippled on my mesmer, at which point she will agonizingly cry out “AHHUGHHHH MY LEG!!!! UYAAAAGHHHHAAAAAHHHAHAHHHAHHHGGG”

My friend once walked by and not quite kindly used “Shake it off”. I was not pleased.

Despite this I will NEVER tire of the female humans voice. I think it’s perfect. I absolutely love coming back to the auction house and hearing.

“Mine, ALLL MINE” or “Sweet, sweet loot”

Bloody amazing performance.

My only complaint at all is this: It is far to difficult to obtain a pair of bloody pants on a female human, who wears cloth armor.

P.S. “Retreat! and Save Yourselves! are my only reasons for wanting a guardian. They sound AMAZING on human females.”

Hearing it on the streets of Divinities Reach: “By golly I do believe the Queen is having fits again, well tally ho, on to Shaemor we go~!”

Oh my fem sylvari guardian, she’s always going “I. AM MIGHTY.” and it just. Eugh. It grates on my nerves.

On my male sylvari mesmer, he has that one ability that gives you a different boon periodically, and when I go around to change his dyes (which I do often, I can’t seem to find a mix that looks good!), all I hear for ten minutes is “I’M FURIOUS. I’M FURIOUS. SWIFT AND STEADY. I’M FURIOUS.”

LOL, that there is why I never use Signet of Inspiration on my Mesmer either. I’m tired of her saying that she can outrun centaurs. :P

“Live my puppet, live!”

“Pillage!”

Charrs have the best, least annoying lines by far, coupled with nice voiceacting

“By Ogden’s Hammer, what savings!”

I still hear it.

In my head.

RIP

T.T

Back before Lion’s Arch was destroyed:

“Your face is funny. All squished and weird.”
“No, your face is funny. It’s like a little raisin.”

“Hey! Where’ve ya been?
“Exploring. I found another entrance to the sewers.”
“You shouldn’t go slumming like that. It’s dangerous.”
“It’s wonderful! Respectable folks can’t go there, but I wanna live there.”
“If you know about it, the guards have sealed it up by now. Stay up here with me.”

“Celery!” – female asura getting swiftness.

Turned voices off about 2 months after release, it’s been winner winner chicken dinner ever since.

Hearing cries and chants and calls for help (Quaggan needs help…will you help Quaggan!?!?) repeated over and over again, loudly, really grated me to the point of intolerance.

kazi.6438:

UP FOR A CHALLENGE!!?!?!?!?!?!??!1

I saw a guild on NSP the other day called “Outruns Centaurs.” Gave me a pretty good laugh.

I saw a guild called “I Feel Six Feet Tall” once. I could actually see myself asking to join it, despite being WvW rivals

“Burn down. Burn out. Sand and rocks and water spout. Make the fire die, die, DIE!”

No prizes for guessing which map I’m currently mapping.