Guild Wars 2

I was on my D/D thief earlier and some kitten build D/D thief came and seriously bursted me in roughly 2 and a half minutes or so. No matter how many times I shadowed refuge and came back into the fight with my utilities back up he would immediately reset the fight and I wouldn’t be able to hit him because stealth makes you invulnerable but he’d be able to exploit and burst me the moment I landed CnD…

Anet why aren’t you fixing this? How can you give a class such great advantages over another class? Please nerf.

Jagstang.6912:

I wouldn’t be able to hit him because stealth makes you invulnerable .

I’d agree stealth would be OP if it made you invulnerable lol. It um, doesn’t though. Also your complaining about being bursted down by a thief on your likely glassy thief, thats the nature of zerker vs zerker type fights.

Hmm maybe I needed to make the satire more obvious

Oh look, a plane is flying over our heads.

I had a similar problem on my mes. I was fighting a fantasm mes on my fantasm mes and he kept going invis and I was getting whaled on by his fantasms. I tried to target him when he spawned by there were like 6 fantasms I had to tap through.
Then when I invis too he just used his fantasms on my fantasms. Anyway it was a really boring fight not like esports fight no one would watch this crap.

Op you are not doing the thief prof any favors by making this thread even though its meant as a joke.

-_-

Another fool, who can’t distinguish a mechanic from a class.

Stealth is OP, but thieves are one of the worst classes in this game.

-.-

Black Teagan.9215:

Stealth is OP, but thieves are one of the worst classes in this game.

lol so in that case:

stealthed ranger is op
stealthed engi is op
stealthed mesmer is op
but a stealthed thief is the weakest of them

i heard you live in an upside down world.

Jekkt.6045:

Black Teagan.9215:

Stealth is OP, but thieves are one of the worst classes in this game.

lol so in that case:

stealthed ranger is op
stealthed engi is op
stealthed mesmer is op
but a stealthed thief is the weakest of them

i heard you live in an upside down world.

1. Read again.
Both sentences belongs together and both are important to understand my post.

2.
Mind Game:

Imagine yourself all these 4 classes and take stealth away.
What remains?

It’s baffling how many people think this thread is meant seriously…

On topic: teef still OP, delete class pls

Black Teagan.9215:

Jekkt.6045:

Black Teagan.9215:

Stealth is OP, but thieves are one of the worst classes in this game.

lol so in that case:

stealthed ranger is op
stealthed engi is op
stealthed mesmer is op
but a stealthed thief is the weakest of them

i heard you live in an upside down world.

1. Read again.
Both sentences belongs together and both are important to understand my post.

2.
Mind Game:

Imagine yourself all these 4 classes and take stealth away.
What remains?

a s/d or s/p thief which still kicks your kitten?

I feel you OP. It’s almost like the encounter with the warrior when I was playing warrior.

We kinda came behind the corner, both were surprised, I could see it from the chat and emotes. We 100b each other and evisicrated each other, neither died. Well we both used Endure Pain, that could explain. Anyways, we were both shaking from the fight so we popped Zerker stance and GS rushed the kitten out of there, both of us seperate ways.

We lurked each other barely in render range and waited the cooldowns, pressed one button and we were right next to each other we did the same again. EP → 100b → Evis → Zerker stance → GS Rush out. We kept this going for like 3 hours, mean time there was some other noobs (other classes) who came there and died because of our insane cleaving, altough we were hitting only each other, so they kinda died accidently.

Anyways. Warrior OP, nerf please, cant kill with my warrior!

Yo dawg,

I was fighting a necro on my necro and i got feared while fearing him which feared him which feared me and he could still fear me with his fear…. but it feared him , so i guess necros are balanced.

Translation: DS#3 procs nightmare, which procs reaper prot, which procs reaper prot, he the uses his ds#3 but it also procs my nightmare

Jagstang.6912:

I was on my D/D thief earlier and some kitten build D/D thief came and seriously bursted me in roughly 2 and a half minutes or so. No matter how many times I shadowed refuge and came back into the fight with my utilities back up he would immediately reset the fight and I wouldn’t be able to hit him because stealth makes you invulnerable but he’d be able to exploit and burst me the moment I landed CnD…

Anet why aren’t you fixing this? How can you give a class such great advantages over another class? Please nerf.

don’t worry bro, teef nerfs inc
eta, next patch

Jagstang.6912:

I was on my D/D thief

roughly 2 and a half minutes or so.

I wouldn’t be able to hit him because stealth makes you invulnerable

How can you give a class such great advantages over another class?

I get the strong feeling you do not play thief. Either at all, or for very long.

Flumek.9043:

Yo dawg,

I was fighting a necro on my necro and i got feared while fearing him which feared him which feared me and he could still fear me with his fear…. but it feared him , so i guess necros are balanced.

Translation: DS#3 procs nightmare, which procs reaper prot, which procs reaper prot, he the uses his ds#3 but it also procs my nightmare

…and than you proceed to throw conditions at each others like playing table tennis

Azure The Heartless.3261:

Jagstang.6912:

I was on my D/D thief

roughly 2 and a half minutes or so.

I wouldn’t be able to hit him because stealth makes you invulnerable

How can you give a class such great advantages over another class?

I get the strong feeling you do not play thief. Either at all, or for very long.

Dude I play thief since 2010 in gw2. I think I know what I’m doing.

Jagstang.6912:

Hmm maybe I needed to make the satire more obvious

People can’t think anymore. It’s not your fault

Black Teagan.9215:

Jekkt.6045:

Black Teagan.9215:

Stealth is OP, but thieves are one of the worst classes in this game.

lol so in that case:

stealthed ranger is op
stealthed engi is op
stealthed mesmer is op
but a stealthed thief is the weakest of them

i heard you live in an upside down world.

1. Read again.
Both sentences belongs together and both are important to understand my post.

2.
Mind Game:

Imagine yourself all these 4 classes and take stealth away.
What remains?

if you take stealth away from ranger it makes near no difference. It will either wreck you or get wrecked regardless of the stealth that never works (try land Hunters Shot on a moving target. It is a pain in the kitten )

The amount of people taking this thread seriously is hurting my brain :|

Grimreaper.5370:

The amount of people taking this thread seriously is hurting my brain :|

Wyrden.4713:

Grimreaper.5370:

The amount of people taking this thread seriously is hurting my brain :|

Grimreaper.5370:

The amount of people taking this thread seriously is hurting my brain :|

Wyrden.4713:

Grimreaper.5370:

The amount of people taking this thread seriously is hurting my brain :|

Cynz.9437:

Grimreaper.5370:

The amount of people taking this thread seriously is hurting my brain :|

Jagstang.6912:

Azure The Heartless.3261:

Jagstang.6912:

I was on my D/D thief

roughly 2 and a half minutes or so.

I wouldn’t be able to hit him because stealth makes you invulnerable

How can you give a class such great advantages over another class?

I get the strong feeling you do not play thief. Either at all, or for very long.

Dude I play thief since 2010 in gw2. I think I know what I’m doing.

Okay I can’t not lol anymore. Good show.

Jagstang, you just ran into the reason for satire’s & cabaret’s general typical decline.

No matter how vitriolic, grotesque and hyperbolic your persiflage might be, reality keeps overtaking you left and right. So either it’s just not funny anymore or it blends in with the other absurdity and is taken for real.

Wag the dog, someone?

Plok.5873:

Jagstang, you just ran into the reason for satire’s & cabaret’s general typical decline.

No matter how vitriolic, grotesque and hyperbolic your persiflage might be, reality keeps overtaking you left and right. So either it’s just not funny anymore or it blends in with the other absurdity and is taken for real.

Wag the dog, someone?

All attempts he was making to be even remotely serious were thrown out the window when he said he’s been playing since 2010.

It’s a joke.

Azure The Heartless.3261:

Plok.5873:

Jagstang, you just ran into the reason for satire’s & cabaret’s general typical decline.

No matter how vitriolic, grotesque and hyperbolic your persiflage might be, reality keeps overtaking you left and right. So either it’s just not funny anymore or it blends in with the other absurdity and is taken for real.

Wag the dog, someone?

All attempts he was making to be even remotely serious were thrown out the window when he said he’s been playing since 2010.

It’s a joke.

…IT WAS A JOKE FROM THE FIRST POST.

This plane flew so far over peoples heads it makes me wonder how and why I have some grain of hope in humanity.

It’s like every English class in the US simultaneously decided to skip the chapter about the Satire of Edgar Allan Poe

Solori.6025:

Azure The Heartless.3261:

Plok.5873:

Jagstang, you just ran into the reason for satire’s & cabaret’s general typical decline.

No matter how vitriolic, grotesque and hyperbolic your persiflage might be, reality keeps overtaking you left and right. So either it’s just not funny anymore or it blends in with the other absurdity and is taken for real.

Wag the dog, someone?

All attempts he was making to be even remotely serious were thrown out the window when he said he’s been playing since 2010.

It’s a joke.

…IT WAS A JOKE FROM THE FIRST POST.

This plane flew so far over peoples heads it makes me wonder how and why I have some grain of hope in humanity

Given the junk Ive seen, I have a reasonable expectation that people say dumb things and often genuinely mean them, until I am presented irrefutable evidence to the contrary.

It was a joke, but not flawless.

Although I completely missed him stating that he “needed to make the satire more obvious.” that was a fail on my part.

Flumek.9043:

Yo dawg,

I was fighting a necro on my necro and i got feared while fearing him which feared him which feared me and he could still fear me with his fear…. but it feared him , so i guess necros are balanced.

Translation: DS#3 procs nightmare, which procs reaper prot, which procs reaper prot, he the uses his ds#3 but it also procs my nightmare

Truly. Amazing. Would Read Again. 10/10