(edited by lorndarken.3702)
gw2 classes as animals
which class is like an animal ?
warrior = bull , it charges at you and gores you and stomps on you
guardian = elephant , it can also charge at you and gore but it prefers to stay in the herd.
thief = monkey , if can come out of no where and molly wop you and go and hide not to be seen .
mesmer = ground hog , it comes out when ever it feels like it but if it sees it’s shadow , its going to storm on you like a hurricane .
engineer = koala , they look real cute and cuddly but they will bite hard if you miss handle them .
ranger = eagle , they fly so high and swoop down looking proud but if they cant get back in the air they are turkeys
necromancer = tazmanian devil , they make a lot of noise can be very vicious but are still cute and going extinct .
thats how i see each class in terms of pvp /wvw
How could you forget elementalists? They are obviously platypuses.
Elementalist = Chihuahua. One look and you will “awww” when they go into melee range to roll all over the place to start tickling you.
Elementalist = Chihuahua. One look and you will “awww” when they go into melee range to roll all over the place to start tickling you.
Only difference between us and a Chihuahua is that nobody wants us.
Thieves: Bees, they come in and are totally annoying, sometimes you don’t even see them but know they are present, you can avoid their sting by baiting or walking away, and once you land a successful blow they die.
Warrior: Rhino, they ignore whatever you throw at them, but once they get violent they hit hard.
Elementalist: A rabid dog, they rush in with frenzy, and once you land a successful blow they put their tail between their legs and run.
Rangers: No idea about the class itself, but the player behind it is often a monkey trashing the keyboard with its bare hands and laughing when it kills something in the process. Some are actually more towards human.
Only ones I can think of
Thief, Engineer, Mesmer – Seafarer’s Rest (EU)
elementalist = lion , they can go fast than most and leap on targets and pounce
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Warrior = Rhino
Thick hide, scary when moving, hurts when it connects, dumb as a brick.
Guardian = Badger or Tortoise
Bunkers up, protects themselves, slow moving. The badger version can hurt you.
Necro = Hyena
Dirty, smelly, carrion loving abomination, slow to move but if bitten it’s over for you.
Ranger = Spitting Cobra
Spit from range, strike close up or flee, some die easy, some kill you.
Thief = Viper or Adder
Sneaky, repulsive, only see it when it strikes then game over for you. Only takes some balls to crush it under your heel if it doesn’t slither away super quick.
Engineer = Hydra
Too many heads, doing too many things, cut one off another grows back.
Mesmer = Amazonian Army Ant
There’s never one, left unchecked leaves a swath of destruction. Bring napalm.
Elementalist = Mosquito
Annoying buzzing sound, itchy bite, swat it once and it’s dead.
YOU KNOW THERE AIN’T NO REST FOR THE WICKED, TILL WE CLOSE OUR EYES FOR GOOD.
Once proud member of Extraordinary Gentlemen [EXG]{DESO4LIFE}
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(edited by MarzAttakz.9608)
Elementalist = Mosquito
Annoying buzzing sound, itchy bite, swat it once and it’s dead.
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SFR – lvl 80 Ornamentalist
Elementalist = Mosquito
Annoying buzzing sound, itchy bite, swat it once and it’s dead.=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I was gonna say fish since we’re just about as useful and threatening as one, but this works too. We’re the Magikarp of this game basically. Elementalist used Splash: Its highly effective!
Mosquito? Most deadly animal the world over…
Fish? Masters of their domain and specialized killing machines?
You guys suck at this game…
Thief = Hyena
Cowardly scavengers, known to entered villages to drag off the kitten and weak players.
Mosquito? Most deadly animal the world over…
Only in the Third World – I know I live here.
Fish? Masters of their domain and specialized killing machines?
Shark meet Tuna … omnomnomnom.
You guys suck at this game…
Indeed we do.
YOU KNOW THERE AIN’T NO REST FOR THE WICKED, TILL WE CLOSE OUR EYES FOR GOOD.
Once proud member of Extraordinary Gentlemen [EXG]{DESO4LIFE}
Once proud member of Extraordinary Gentlemen [EXG]{DESO4LIFE}