(edited by Meriem.3504)
Mad King says:
“Your Mad King says: be more emotional than Trahearne. Congratulations, rock, you pass.”
“Your Mad King says: be more emotional than Trahearne. Congratulations, rock, you pass.”
Except that Trahearne’s very emotional.
Too easily depressed in some cases. He’s just monotonous as all hell (his primary failing).
Dear ANet writers,
Stop treating GW2 as a single story. Each Season and expansion should be their own story.
Stop treating GW2 as a single story. Each Season and expansion should be their own story.
Ring ding ding ding ding ding Ring ding ding ding ding ding…. Sorry
My name is Player and this is… Trahearne’s story.
my favourite joke was from guild wars 1 : “What’s the difference between Lazarus the Dire and Kormir?”
“One never got what they deserved and the other never deserved what they got!”
either that or “How many Asuras does it take to screw in a power core?”
“None, they force a human to do it for them!”
or"When I first returned from the Land of the Dead, one of the fine citizens of Lion’s Arch let out a cry: “Why King Thorn, you have a pumpkin on your head!”
“And I said, "Eh? So he repeated, “Milord, you have a pumpkin on your head!”"
“And I said, "What? So he yelled, “Milord, you have a pumpkin on your head!”"
“To which, I replied, “A thousand pardons, fine citizen, I cannot hear you. I HAVE A PUMPKIN ON MY HEAD!” HA HA HA HA HA!"
“Nothing is true, Everything is permitted”
Kiel Replacement Movement
Kiel Replacement Movement
mad king and scarlet are going to fall in love and the story of this game will finally be the worst in a game ever
The Paragon
[KICK] You’re out of the Guild
#beastgate
[KICK] You’re out of the Guild
#beastgate
Wait, Getefix, that was actually a joke? the Kormir and Lazarus one? that is great. I loved Mad King Thorn, still have a fondness for him; however, to me, Palawa Joko will be the most beloved villian. OH MAN, I hope when we go to Elona that we can have another player split for that years holloween, and choose sides between MKT and Palawa, or not, that’d be too close.
yeah it was, its from the guild wars 1 halloween finale, although he isnt voiced… oh well
“Nothing is true, Everything is permitted”
Kiel Replacement Movement
Kiel Replacement Movement
“Your Mad King says: be more emotional than Trahearne. Congratulations, rock, you pass.”
Except that Trahearne’s very emotional.
Too easily depressed in some cases. He’s just monotonous as all hell (his primary failing).
You try spending nearly your entire life (20+years) in Orr. The smell alone aught to make you want to kill yourself.
he chose to do it, nothing says sylvari HAVE to do their wyld hunt
“Nothing is true, Everything is permitted”
Kiel Replacement Movement
Kiel Replacement Movement
he chose to do it, nothing says sylvari HAVE to do their wyld hunt
Actually the bit with scarlet kind of shows that sylvari’s destinies are predetermined.
“Why do the Norn “Become the Bear?”"
“Because “Become the Arrogant Loudmouth” was already taken by the Asura."
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
Are you Shpongled?
he chose to do it, nothing says sylvari HAVE to do their wyld hunt
The Wyld Hunt is described as being like a constant itching in the back of your head you cannot scratch until it is complete.
I dunno about you, but I would not want to go through years of that.
Dear ANet writers,
Stop treating GW2 as a single story. Each Season and expansion should be their own story.
Stop treating GW2 as a single story. Each Season and expansion should be their own story.
I hope Mad King Thorn craps over Scarlet.
MAD KING THORN 2014!