Guild Wars 2 Forum - Blood and Madness

Everyone loves Mad King Thorn’s jokes. What’s some of your favorites? Here’s some of mine and a link to the one’s used in GW1.
http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Halloween/Finale#Dialogue

“Why can’t you borrow money from a Dwarf?”
“Because they’re always a little short. HA HA HA HA HA! Get it? DWARVES are SHORT!

“How are a Paragon and a drunkard alike?”
“Both like to shout at strangers and run around without any pants.”

“Blue team for life.”
“They can’t see me. I can’t see them.”
Michael J. Caboose ~ RvB

What is coward favorite treat?
RETREAT! BWAHAHA, LAUGH OR DIE

80’s: Sylvari Necromancer (Main). Human: Thief, Warrior (PvP Main), Engineer. Charr Guardian

I just read this on wiki:

“What’s the difference between the Great Dwarf and the Great Destroyer?”
“One is a harbinger of the apocalypse and the other is an oxymoron.”

knbBlackTemplar.3059:
What is a coward’s favorite treat?
RETREAT! BWAHAHA, LAUGH OR DIE

One second I thought I was in the Logan Thackeray joke thread

Lord Sazed / Hasla the Huntress / Seaguard Hala
Seamarshal Belit / Initiate Xun Tsu / Mistwarden Roshone
Seafarer’s Rest | Northerner @ Dragon Season

One of my favorites isn’t even listed on the wiki, but the Mad King said it a few times in Kamadan:

“Why did the corsair cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!"

“Madness is just another way to view reality”
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-On3Ya0_4Y)