Guild Wars 2

So sorry to have to point this out among the many things but I just can’t help it. The cage contains a turkey, then I let it out of the cage and WHAM it’s secretly a rabid flubber.

Someone please explain this sorcery.

Are you sure you played this game before?
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Find_the_escaped_experiments_and_bring_them_back_to_Zaxis

Lumn.2951:

sorcery.

You just explained it yourself.