“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
“Don’t pick a fight with a wild animal unless you know what you are facing.”
That was my fortune yesterday, what was in your cookie? Kite.
What cookie? We get cookies?
Do you smell that? It smells like trouble is coming!
What cookie? We get cookies?
II think it’s from opening the kite scraps
What cookie? We get cookies?
II think it’s from opening the kite scraps
Well of course! Am I the only one that eats them? Think it would be neat if we can write down all the possible fortunes.
“Help! I’m trapped in a kite fortune factory and can’t get out!”
“you should head that way, it will be rewarding”
turns out that fortune led me to what is now my main event for kite-farming!
those fortunes sure hit the spot sometimes
“Invention, not destruction!”
Could almost be an asuran cookie …
“You will never, ever, ever, ever get first in Sanctum Sprint”
“Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.”
Darn, I quoted it to my guild but I swapped characters and lost it. It was something about how I was going to find glory and have it shine.
“My past and future are clouded by a fog of violence.”
Didn’t get that from a cookie, just some strange random Zephyr woman. :P
Something like: “You could wrestle a wolf, and maybe even win.”
Proceeds to 2 shot a nearby wolf….
Screenshots of various fortunes:
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“The path is set. Are you prepared?”
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