Guild Wars 2

Male Charr to Female Charr:

Hey baby, what you packin?
Three pistols, one rifle, and this beautiful charrzooka.

Female Charr to Male Charr:
So what do you have?
“Male gulps”

uuhhh this tiny pistol..it’s very reliable..uhhh uhhh

“Female Charr laughs hysterically”
Nice try…when your weapon is bigger than my charrzooka…we can play who’s a better shot…“More laughing”

So what does everyone imagine a charr pick-up line is like?

“Hey there, kitten… You, me, and a two-seater Charr Racing Tank. Whaddaya say?”

YOU BED NOW!!!!!!

Purplefrog, you got your quotation marks mixed up. You’re supposed to quote what the characters say, not their actions.

Just something off the top of my head:
“Wanna bite?”

Male: “So I was just fighting off sixteen battalions of ghosts the other day when this Flame Legion punk comes up and tries to slap me with his ten-foot flaming sword, so I block it, disarm him, split open his chest and tear out all his internal organs, with the ghosts still tryin’ to murder me.”

Female: “Not bad, but you should’ve killed the ghosts first and made it slower.”

Male: “Yeah.”

Female: “Yeah.”

[Charisma 3/2] Male: “Want to get a drink later?”

[Success!] Female: “Yeah.”

Always imagined their flirting working a bit like the fallout version :P

Male: “You wanna grab some drinks later and go blast some ghosts?”
Female: “You must think I’m a cheap date or something?”
Male: “Fine, fine, we’ll go slaughter some grawl too and swing by Butcher’s Block to grab you a big ol flank steak”
Female: “You just might get lucky tonight soldier”

For a female officer
“Is that a hidden pistol you’re packing soldier, or are you just happy to see me?”

Response from an engineer:

“Yes Sir! All Three Sir!”

(Or ’Ma’am’ if you prefer, but some militaries use “Sir” unisexually and it’s funnier that way…)