Guild Wars 2

I know we have a thread already for male charr quotes, but I was wondering what your favorite charr quotes would be throughout the whole game world, not just your own playable charr. If you can’t think of any, go spend some time walking around BC and eavesdrop, or any charr town/outpost/encampment. There’s usually a very diverse collection of conversations. Since i have so many I’ll go first and post one I just heard:

“Nothing like a break between battles, gives you time to catch your breath, enjoy the scenery….and reload”

<Player Name>: There’s a ranch just outside the city. Fresh meat! What do you say, Braugit? How does a big, juicy steak and a glass of warm milk grab you?

Braugit: Aaaaah!

Personal story – “Salvaging Scrap” , said to Braugit the bovinophobic charr. Laughed so hard when I saw this.

Argon.1563:

<Player Name>: There’s a ranch just outside the city. Fresh meat! What do you say, Braugit? How does a big, juicy steak and a glass of warm milk grab you?

Braugit: Aaaaah!

Personal story – “Salvaging Scrap” , said to Braugit the bovinophobic charr. Laughed so hard when I saw this.

Baahaha I just remembered that one xD Yeah too funny!

“More dazed soldiers staggering around in their skivvies. Either we’re on the right track, or we missed the best party ever!” Rytlock Brimstone in the Blood legion charr story mission “Rage Suppression”.
This line totally cracked me up, cos it’s Rytlock saying it! It’s so unexpected from him and it’s a side of his personality you just don’t see if you’re any other race.

Bathos.6341:

“More dazed soldiers staggering around in their skivvies. Either we’re on the right track, or we missed the best party ever!” Rytlock Brimstone in the Blood legion charr story mission “Rage Suppression”.
This line totally cracked me up, cos it’s Rytlock saying it! It’s so unexpected from him and it’s a side of his personality you just don’t see if you’re any other race.

Brilliant! Another one of my favorites! I was going to post this tonight too lol. I just made another charr necro and plan on doing this line.

Sicaea the Shrouded: “It seems that the mission has developed a… hiccup.”
Rytlock: “A hiccup? More like tuberculosis.”

There’s also a situation in TA story where he calls Caithe a “conniving vegetable”.

Rytlock: “That was so much fun, I wish it wasn’t over. Here, lemme hold him up and you can stab him again!” (assuming I quoted it right, mind.)

“Hmmm do-do bom bom… I’m delirious, I’m deserving, I’m desiring delicious meat! Do do de de… Yay, meat! MEAT! Uh-huh. Singing about meat. Oh yeah!”
Roj the rowdy butcher in Diessa plateau doing his Charr Jazz thing.

There are great! Keep em coming!

Another one from Dieessa plateau, the village of Butchers block
“Check this out, it’s cheese and meat, CHEESY MEAT!”
“Can I has cheesy meat?”
“Hungry cub is hungry.”
Rija Firemasher and an unnamed cub (edited cos I noticed the npc was named)

Do Charrs from guild war 1 count? Then go for Pyre Fierceshot!!
As in Gw2, the charr cubs event from plain ashford.
“Rrrawr! Rrrrawr! (Growl)”
“What are you doing?”
“Duh, I’m practicing my groaning technique.”
“I thought you were gonna throw up or something”

Pyre Fierceshot: “Do you know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain i beat you with until you understand who is in command!”

I realize its quoted from a movie as well, but for a charr it shines so nicely.

“If only I could get more aerodynamic cows. That would reduce the bovine windspeed vector and account for barometric perturbance.”
Mad Mardine and his “Cattlepult” bovine launch system.

Soldier: This beer’s missing something. Something salty. You got any dried beef sticks?
Bartender: Uh, no, we’ve got pretzels…
Soldier: No.
Bartender: … bread and butter…
Soldier: No.
Bartender: … potato skins…
Soldier: NO!
Bartender: That’s all we’ve got! Do you want me to go out and slaughter a goat for you???
Soldier: Yeah, that’d be great. And some dried beef sticks please.
Bartender: Have another beer.

Wait around the female bartender merchant at Butcher’s Block (Diessa Plateau; aka where Meatoberfest is).

“Funny. No, I’m literally poetry in motion… if poetry could stab you with a sword!”
Unnamed Charr crusader boasting to a Norn Crusader in the story mission “Defending the Keep”

I heard a few just now from the bar fight DE I found pretty cool, some of them downright funny:

Ash Legion Warrior: “What does Blood know about subtlety? Hey look at me! I’m Blood. Hack. Slash. Scratch my —” about that point a blood legion decks him lol.

Blood Legion Warrior: “Hey Iron why don’t you go play with your toys? We can call you if we need some slingshots”

Iron Legion Warrior: "Eat rust, Blood. The day you want to tackle more than one enemy at a time you call us. "

Interlegion rivalry is great.

Best part was at the end:
Ash Legion Gawker: “Keep your eyes peeled for Quaestor Arkhan, if he catches them brawling they’ll be peeling potatoes for weeks”
Ash Legion Gawker (2): “If he catches US watching we’ll be peeling potatoes too”

Spy for Spy personal story, the prisoner Yahur Fellstrike:
" You’re wasting your time, Flame Freak. Torture me all you want I won’t talk; I like pain. In fact, pain makes me purr."

i think my favorite by far is when you discover a new area. “I NEED SOME SPPPPAAACEE!”

“So this Soure guy tried to join the flame legion? Can we trust him? They say the friend of my enemy is my enemy’s friend. And the friend of my enemy’s friend is my enemy’s friend’s friend. I just don’t want to make a friend who’s an enemy…I mean make an enemy into a friend…Ah, burn it all. Let’s just make sure he’s a good guy, okay?”

Dinky at his best

Good ol dinky. Gotta love him

“You’re looking at him like he’s a slab of meat.”
“That’s right. You got a problem with that?”
“Yeah, you’re blocking my view!”
Two female Citizens by the Imperial Smelter in the black citadel.

Bathos.6341:

“You’re looking at him like he’s a slab of meat.”
“That’s right. You got a problem with that?”
“Yeah, you’re blocking my view!”
Two female Citizens by the Imperial Smelter in the black citadel.

Awesome I think I missed that oen! Gotta go look for it now

Two Charr are talking about the cold, in the Lionguard fort on the Charr side of the Wayfarer Foothills/Diessa border (it’s snowy at that fort). I don’t remember exactly how it goes, so i’m paraphrasing.
“I don’t get you. You got all that fur on you, and you’re still cold.”
“The only fur that’s gonna keep me warm is a furnace.”

ok here’s some from our favorite foul-mouthed drunk, Azalus Poisontongue who roams Meatoberfest insulting everyone he comes to:

Rija Firemasher: Get the flame outta here Azalus, you’re drunk.
Azalus: I gotta be drunk to come see you, it’s the only time I can stand looking at you.
Rija: You better get used to dry rations, skritthead, because one day I’m gonna slip a surprise in your stew. Now get away from me!

Azalus: What kind of idiot they got grilling around here?
Rend Sunderscorch: Soldier you’re out of line! Keep your bile to yourself or I’ll have you shackled in irons until you sober up.
Cook: Yeah! What he said, nobody needs your biles
Azalus: (snort) thats bile, no “s” you moron
^ way to go turbo >.< (my personal commentary to that one lol)

Azalus: Whoa! You two are so puny that if you had cubs together someone might mistake them for humans!
Soldier 1: He didn’t just….
Soldier 2: Oh, yes he did…
Azalus: I’m just sayin…

Azalus: You look like you’ve seen a battle or two. You ever learn how to block?
Fang Foulgut: What?
Azalus: With scars like those you must be lousy on the field, I once knew a human who—
Fang: flame off.

So the lesson we learned here today kiddos: Don’t go to a meat festival around charr and get so drunk you run your mouth like a high school dropout or some adventurer will come along and beat the fur off your rear. lol

“Nobody is arguing that we need a plan. Your plan is just stupid and won’t work.”

-Detha Tremblebones

azureai.9764:

“Nobody is arguing that we need a plan. Your plan is just stupid and won’t work.”

-Detha Tremblebones

I would marry Detha if I could. She is the most epic NPC of all time lol.

my new favorite can befound near the bank in lionsarch.

Asura: Your head looks weird and squished.

Charr: No, your head just looks like a raisin.

JesseBensen.4817:

my new favorite can befound near the bank in lionsarch.

Asura: Your head looks weird and squished.

Charr: No, your head just looks like a raisin.

Definitely one of the more enjoyable NPC spams in LA lol. Even to this day I get a chuckle as I run past.

There’s a random one in the black citadel where one Charr is asking why they have humans in the city and the other says something about how it’s a sign of victory for their former enemy to now be buying their stuff. I haven’t heard it again since, I’ll have to see if I can find the exact quote. It’s a great allusion to real-life war.

Old Charr: “It’s been a long time since I had my muzzle down in the mud and blood….I miss those days.”

Badazz Old One, badazz..

Few quotes from the ash storyline:

and later on in the mission from Rytlock: "I'm not sitting this one out, Torga. Trybulus dies for what he's done! I'll beat him to death with his own horns!"

CHARR!!

Somewhere around Black Citadel:

Male charr 1: She’s looking at you. She likes you or she wants to kill you.
Male charr 2: Either way, I’m happy

Female charr: I’m feeling like stabbing something until it dies. Are you in?

But I don’t remember what her mate answers.

The tavern in the crafting area, Black Citadel

-“Stay away from me, i’m not interested”
-“Well,well…. Kitten’s got claws..”
-“Kitten’s got a sword too! So back off!”

Reeva: “Maybe I should change my name to Reeva the Cleeva… Nah, that’s awful.”

Elexus Shredskin, when you assign her as your sniper during one of the Blood Legion quests: "With pleasure. And if it takes me more than one shot per kill, you can shave the word ‘loser’ into my fur. "

^but I got
“With pleasure. And if it takes me more than one shot per kill, you can cut my ration in half”
in my story. maybe I’m wrong or the player character’s personality have something to do with this.

Iron Legions patrol warband at Smokestead

Iron Legionaire :
“Warband!! Who’s your gods.”
Iron Legion Soldier :
“We don’t need no gods
We are firing squads
So, if you don’t want my frail
Better shake that mighty tail, AW YEAH!!”

Devourer’s mouth near Smokestead

I’ve always liked the Iron Legion cadence march. I think he says “flail” though, not “frail”

it isn’t exactly on story mission, but I found it very funny, it was a mission in one of the hearts in the map, you had to tame skales. It was kinda like that:

Charr: So what should we do with all these skales?
Asura: Do what you charr always do when you have brainless pieces of meat. Raise an army with it!
Charr: I see, so we are preparing for “full skale war”

LOL

can’t remember them properly.

protect the Crush cub event at Barradin’s Estate
(can’t remember her name) Crushheart : “They’re after me !! I’m too pretty to die !!”

story quest with Gahn Towerbreaker
Dinky : “I wonder if there’s Gahn Tower-Builder out there”
“maybe you two may end up fighting each other”

Dinky’s random quote when you try to talk with him
Dinky: “The breakfast is confusing.
I mean what you call it when you have it at night?
Start-fast?”

Story quest with the scrappers
Braugit : “Isola! Here come more cow!! Help!!”
Isola : “Think about something nice Braugit. Like Bunnies or something.
You like bunnies, right?”
Braugit : “I do!! Bunnies don’t moo!”

Baahaha poor Braugit, although I am sadistic enough to wish for an option to taunt him about cows when we interact with him lol.

Nay of the Ether.8913:

I’ve always liked the Iron Legion cadence march. I think he says “flail” though, not “frail”

Yes, it says flail. Which is odd because there are no flails in the game.

We need flails so this song actually makes sense, Anet!

Clawspur: “I don’t trust anything that comes out of labs….especially puppies”

If you don’t get it, give it a minute it will come to you lol.

Nay of the Ether.8913:

Clawspur: “I don’t trust anything that comes out of labs….especially puppies”

My Charr’s response: “Why not? They make good eating.” toothy grin

Zaxares.5419:

Nay of the Ether.8913:

Clawspur: “I don’t trust anything that comes out of labs….especially puppies”

My Charr’s response: “Why not? They make good eating.” toothy grin

haha nice! spoken like a true charr!

The picture says it all lol. Can find him in Snowden Drifts at Durgar’s homestead. Apparently he doesn’t always have a gigantic stick of meat lol, but if you show up at the right time he will be swinging it around.

“Whenever I plan, I fall asleep”
Dinky

My Charr Ele on leveling: “When you’re hot, you’re hot.”
That probably was the most hilarious quote I have ever heard of my Charr.

The random talk in the Citadel.

“-The Flame Legion’s worshipping Baelfire like a God.
-Then one of us gets to be a Godslayer!”

“Ah, the stench of humans.” -My charr warrior

A quote from Charr personal story
Rage Suppression

Oh Dinky…