Guild Wars 2

A Charr lumber specialist in…Diessa Plateau, I think?

“How much wood could a fahrar charr tar, if a fahrar charr could tar wood?”

I cracked up when I read that.

Tybalt’s entire dialogue from this story arc: http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Thrown_Off_Guard

Poor, poor Tybalt.

NPC: This yard is full of junk. So, what are you doing here?
Player: Hey, I just saved your tail and your junk!
NPC: Thanks for that! It was looking a little chancy there at the end. Good thing you were around. This is some valuable junk.
Player: Good luck holding on to it.

I can’t tell whether someone was too bored or having too much fun with the dialogue at times.

“I don’t know what I did to get assigned to this place, I’m freezing my tail off.”
“I don’t get you, you’ve got fur.”
“The only fur that’s gonna keep me warm out here is a furnace!”

Charr lionguard talking to a Norn Lionguard on the road from Diessa plateau to Wayfarer foothills.

Iron Marches near [Old Piken Ruins Waypoint] in the event “Kill the Flame Legion shaman.”

After the event finished
Arcanist Razermane: That’s right, run away! Come back again and I’ll make you history.

“Explosions! Is there any better form of entertainment?”
Radarr Boommaker, outside Butchers block on successful completion of his fireworks mortar event.

Oh and this from Ash legion story mission “A spy for a spy” (but only if you play a female charr) when you are disguised as a flame legion (male) trooper but you still have your normal voice.
Flame legion sentry: “Whoa! Do you have a cold or something?”
You: “I’m fine. I’m male, and I’m fine! Now get out of my way before I pull your horns off and shove them up your nose!”

One of my favs is when the charr male finds a new area. Two comments
1) “I need to explore ALL of THIS…”
2) “look at the view…”

Both not so bad on paper. But spoken with a creepy “pervert” voice, and they sound
So dirty you can’t help but think ‘did he just say what I think he said?’

didnt charr used to yell with the racial battle cry skill
“the charr need no gods!”
if so…that one

Kain the Reaver.5794:

One of my favs is when the charr male finds a new area. Two comments
1) “I need to explore ALL of THIS…”
2) “look at the view…”

Both not so bad on paper. But spoken with a creepy “pervert” voice, and they sound
So dirty you can’t help but think ‘did he just say what I think he said?’

Add “I need some SPACE!” to that collection. Sounds a bit like a guy who just wants to be “left alone for a little while”.

So Korukhan’s a blacksmith….?
I’ve never seen him smith anything black.
- Dinky

If you have fake plants, do you have to pretend to water them?
- Dinky

These are all awesome! Keep digging them up guys

This is at the end of the Ash Legion quest The Flame Advances.

An other good one is said when a female charr necro’s minions die.
Oh, well. They’re easy to make.

Galina Edgecrusher: Wake up, ghost-mice of Ascalon! Blood Legion is here to take everything you have — again!
Galina Edgecrusher: Your land and your lives: ours! We will erase you! Tyria will forget your pathetic kindgom ever existed!
Galina Edgecrusher: We defile the bones of your ancestors for sport! Adelbern’s grave is our latrine!
Galina Edgecrusher: I hear you sniveling, you glittery clouds of failure! Ha ha ha!
Galina Edgecrusher: That’s not thunder, you whimpering little worms! It’s cannonfire! Blood Legion cannonfire!
Galina Edgecrusher: Go back to the Mists and stay there! End this humiliation!
Galina Edgecrusher: You’re hopeless! Helpless! Worthless! Adelbern’s army is a joke… a pathetic, dead joke.
Galina Edgecrusher: No wonder your city fell so easily! No wonder we slaughtered you all and laughed ourselves sick!
Galina Edgecrusher: We’re laughing now, Dead-scalonians! You don’t like it? Come shut us up!

dinky has some funny lines
… but tybalt is clearly the best
’Demmi’s been kidnapped by pirates… cool’
or when he is glamoured to look like demmi and comments on having… ‘apples’

Legion Cadence just outside the Black Citadel.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yzzdS4T5aE

Charr #1: “And then my youngest said, ‘You hold him down, and I’ll kick him in the ribs.’”
Charr #2: “I swear. Cubs these days.”

I sometimes imagine a zoomed out view of my charr, racing out all huff and gruff like a Cactuar across the crystal desert screaming
“I need some SPAACE!!!”

I want it to be a t-shirt.

New map. Conversation between human(?) boy and male Charr. Not exact quote.
Boy : “I read in a book that Charr are scary but I don’t think you are.”
Charr : “WHAT!? I am plenty scary.”
Boy : “No, I think you’re beautiful. And your fur is great!”
Charr : “I AM NOT BEAUTIFUL! .. Though, my fur is pretty great isn’t it? chuckle See you around, cub.”

Ugh this was a long time ago and I can’t remember where it was, but there was a load of children playing together.

Charr cub: Hey, why are we playing together, aren’t Humans supposed to hate us Charr?
Human child: You’re my best friend no matter what the adults do!

Not exclusively a Charr thing and that’s the basics I can remember, but I thought it was quite sweet. If anyone knows where this is, feel free to post the proper version

^ Lion’s Arch behind the bank

“It’s Holler…hallo..it’s candy day!”

I do love ANet and Halloween.