Guild Wars 2

Now that I’ve gotten Jeweler up to 380, I’m starting to have to make rings with three sets of five gems apiece – and it’s got me thinking.

How hilarious would it be if the materials used in crafting didn’t just poof off into the land of the aesthetically unimportant? You’d be able to spot high-crafting characters by their ball of insignia-encrusted armor (and tendency to roll haplessly down hills), ludicrously titanic inscription-covered weapons (they could barely move), their rings, covered with so many gems they’d have to rig up systems of levers to be able to use their ridiculous cannonrifles, their necklaces – of proportions which explain why Flava Flav wore that gigantic clock (he was a GW2 player from the future) – and, last but not least, their earrings, so huge they alternately prop up, and pull down, the head (if they don’t just rip the ears off).

I almost wonder where it all goes.

Anymras.5729:

…of proportions which explain why Flava Flav wore that gigantic clock (he was a GW2 player from the future)

Good stuff Anymras LOL