Guild Wars 2

Directions:

Take 1 chicken. Kill. Raise chicken from the dead. Praise Zhaitan’s name. Season chicken with 2 piles of tangy seasoning and 1 pile of salt & pepper. Note: chicken may resist being seasoned. Place chicken in large casserole dish along with black beans, sliced yams, and one bottle of simple dressing. Bake at 350 degrees until chicken explodes in a puff of toxic green smoke. Serve with simple salad & Ascalonian dressing.

Suggested level: 400. Suggested effect: Sick for 72 hours. All stats reduced by 50%.

just change the name of the recipe to “Squab a la Zhaitan”

squab sounds cooler than chicken