11 Reasons why you should vote #Kiel

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

  1. Born a pirate, raised a pirate. Ellen Kiel is more pirate than Evon will ever be. While she may fight for the future, a better tomorrow, she knows the pirate ways better than Evon ever will.
  2. Evon dwells on a land-ship. His landlegs couldn’t handle the sea if he tried. Evon is a Great Pretender!
  3. If we cannot have a Samurai on the Captain’s Council, we at least deserve a born and true Pirate. Ellen Kiel is a Pirate, through and through, we cannot have Evon the spy, we MUST have Ellen Kiel.
  4. Evon is neither a Pirate or a Samurai. Booo Evon.
  5. If Evon wins. We will submit ourselves to RNG forever! Do you love wasting money on gems, or would you rather just buy stuff outright? Vote #Kiel!
  6. Ellen Kiel believes in Lion’s Arch! She may be a Pirate, a cutthroat guardian of the people, but she believes in our fair city. Not to mention she gives back to the people. Vote #Kiel 2013.
  7. #Ellen Kiel 2013, because “Captain Evon” just like a bad captain, do you really want a person on the Council who’s name makes it sounds like at any moment he could just “evon die” and take all your good intentions to the bottom of the water depths with them? (This message paid for by Mr. E and does not reflect the intentions of Ellen Kiel herself, merely a single supporter.)
  8. Ellen Kiel captured Canach with our help. Did you know that without Kiel, we would not have found Canach’s hideout? It’s all thanks to the Lionguard that we were able to capture Canach. Can you imagine the civil unrest in Southsun Cove if Kiel did not stop the Consortium? #Vote Ellen Kiel 2013, for not siding with the bad guys.
  9. If Evon gets into office, all future deals with the Zephyrites will be secured by a man who only cares about making profit for the Ash Legion. Do you really want Lion’s Arch to be led by someone who steals from Pirates and can’t even swim?
  10. Ellen Kiel is a time proven altruistic woman, and what we need now more than anything is someone with a good head on their shoulders to secure reasonable deals with the Zephyr Sanctum.
  11. Ellen Kiel is a Pirate, a Pirate who believes in Lion’s Arch!

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

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Posted by: Strejda Tom.6108

Strejda Tom.6108

Gj on copying 90% of Ashadows post.

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

Thank you. I try my best to even out the competition.

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Posted by: Buttercup.5871

Buttercup.5871

Pirate gear is ugly. It always has been. I’ve had it with the pirate stuff.

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

Pirate gear is ugly. It always has been. I’ve had it with the pirate stuff.

It’s a good thing Kiel wears Tier 1 Cultural Human Clothing, aka Scout’s gear, then, eh?

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Posted by: Buttercup.5871

Buttercup.5871

Pirate gear is ugly. It always has been. I’ve had it with the pirate stuff.

It’s a good thing Kiel wears Tier 1 Cultural Human Clothing, aka Scout’s gear, then, eh?

Yea but her aetherblade buddies don’t. I hold them personally responsible for the continuation of this trenchcoat fetish.

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

Pirate gear is ugly. It always has been. I’ve had it with the pirate stuff.

It’s a good thing Kiel wears Tier 1 Cultural Human Clothing, aka Scout’s gear, then, eh?

Yea but her aetherblade buddies don’t. I hold them personally responsible for the continuation of this trenchcoat fetish.

But they were spurred on by the Consortium! Le gaspeth, it’s Evon (bad pun) a conspiracy to get us to hate Pirates from the very beginning!

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Posted by: Shiren.9532

Shiren.9532

If Kiel is a pirate then ArenaNet has done something that’s very difficult to do and managed to make pirates boring. It baffles me that Kiel can find a crashed ship full of treasure and, as a pirate, makes a Love and Justice speech about how puppies and kitties will be sad if she takes the treasure for herself.

God help Lion’s Arch if Kiel qualifies as a pirate.

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Posted by: Lucky.9421

Lucky.9421

Canach seemed like an alright fellow. :|

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Posted by: SpeedFiend.4521

SpeedFiend.4521

Voting for Kiel is both shortsighted and foolish, but do go ahead.

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Posted by: aspirine.6852

aspirine.6852

I do not see a reason to change my votes from Evon to kiel :/

Oh and kiel reminds me of kormir, that’s not a good thing.

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Posted by: Boobr.1678

Boobr.1678

Points 1-4 and 6-11 are irrelevant to me.

And point 5 needs a clarification – Voting for Kiel is not a vote against RNG. It’s just plain neutral.

I’m goin Gnashblade, simply because Charrs are the only acceptable race to me.

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Posted by: Kal Spiro.9745

Kal Spiro.9745

  1. Kiel is less a pirate than Chauncey von Snuffles III, she is a disgrace to everything piracy.
  2. Evon could live in a cave in the mountains and he would still be more pirate than Ellen Kiel is capable of on her best day.
  3. If you want a true pirate then your only option is to vote for Suwash
  4. Evon is such a great pirate he doesn’t even need to sail anymore in order to successfully plunder the whole of Tyria
  5. Evon is lowering prices for ONE month. After that, nothing. Kiel is doing the same. If both of them lower prices by ten percent, though, the real savings are from Evon. All you’ll get out of Kiel are a handful of coppers.
  6. Ellen Kiel believes in Goodness, Puppies and always looking both ways before crossing the street. Evon Gnashblade believes in making a profit and gouging the competition. Evon Gnashblade is the condidate with the understanding of how to support a TRADE city.
  7. No you are… Sorry, I have no idea what this argument was.
  8. Canach was trying to stop the Consortium. By supporting Kiel you supported an evil corporation using indentured servants. Canach was extreme, but he had the right idea. Kiel, the so called pirate, was unwilling to throw law to the wind in order to do what she thought was right. She is not the kind of person that belongs on any sort of Council.
  9. First off, Charr are fantastic swimmers. Second off, Pirates stealing from pirates sounds very piraty. Third Evon is a businessman and leader of the largest corporation in Tyria, he doesn’t need Lion’s Archs money to do anything. Fourth, if Evon was giving money to the Ash Legion they would already have userped the Iron Legion and taken over the Black Citidel. Last, Evon knows how to make money and turn money into more money. Whatever he does, I want him to do it, because the ultimate result is profit.
  10. Altruism and Pirate are mutually exclusive. She cannot be both. Ellen Kiel knows nothing about trade nor diplomacy. She has no idea how to deal with the Zephirites and no capacity negotiate anything in the favor of anyone she would be representing. Evon Gnashblade, on the other hand, is a business man and would take the Zephirites for everything they’re worth, meaning only profit and prosperity for Lion’s Arch.
  11. If there is anything Ellen Kiel is not, it’s a Pirate.
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Posted by: Vol.5241

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  1. If you want a true pirate then your only option is to vote for Suwash

Honestly if this vote was between Suwash and Evon – I’m sorry but I’m voting for the brave quaggan.

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Posted by: Zacchary.6183

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12. Kiel is not part of the Flame Legion.

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Posted by: Navzar.2938

Navzar.2938

I’m going to have to agree with Kal that Kiel is about as far from a pirate as you can get.

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Posted by: Ravij.9856

Ravij.9856

I’d much rather be able to stock up on Black Lion keys when they’re cheap to save for something in the future that is Black Lion Chest Exclusive than get cheaper way points which are already cheap by anyones standards for something that lasts only four weeks. At least the Black Lion keys will keep.

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Posted by: ZilentNight.5089

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Keep in mind Black lion keys will drops scraps that can be claimed for any future wep skins that get released this way. So that investment will be much more worth the trouble.