14 Reasons why you should vote #Gnashblade

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Posted by: Ashadow.6874

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Do you really want to support someone who has to take hand outs from Trahearne? Kiel’s ship is a Pact airship, given to her by Magnus with no objections from who… none other than Marshall of the Pact… Trahearne.

Do you really want your new Captain Council representative being associated with… Trahearne?

(This message paid for by the party to elect Evon Gnashblade and does not reflect the intentions of Evon Gnashblade himself, merely a few of his supporters.)

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Reason #1: Evon Gnashblade is a Pirate in the truest since of the word. He does not offer you reasonable discounts, he does not pander to the common people. Evon Gnashblade is a Pirate and refuses to settle for being a Captain only in “false rank.”

Reason #2: Evon Gnashblade is behind the effort to stop the Aetherblade Pirates, read on to find out more: https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/livingworld/cutthroat/Mr-E-is-Evon-Scarlet-is-Ellen/page/2#post2517837

#3: Kiel only has a ship because the Pact are allowing her to use one of their ships. Kiel is a pretender and a puppet on Magnus’s strings. Kiel is a Great Pretender!

#4: If we cannot have a Ninja on the Captain’s Council, we at least deserve a cutt-throat Pirate. Evon Gnashblade is a Pirate, through and through, we cannot have Suwash the Quaggan, we MUST have Evon Gnashblade.

#5: Kiel is neither a Pirate or a Ninja. Booo Kiel.

#6: If Kiel wins. We will lose the Abaddon Fractal and Southsun Survival forever! Do you love running around, gathering food, pop-shotting people with a 1 hit pistol, laughing at soon to be ghosts as they gather that lovely Ration for you? Vote #Gnashblade!

#7: Evon Gnashblade believes in Lion’s Arch! He may be a Pirate, a cutt-throat business man but he believes in our fair city. Not to mention have you seen the new amazing Armor skins Gnashblade just put on sale? Vote #Gnashblade 2013.

#8: #Evon Gnashblade 2013, because “Captain Kiel” just sounds like a bad captain, do you really want a person on the Council who’s name makes it sounds like at any moment she could just “keel over” and take all your good intentions to the bottom of the water depths with them? (This message paid for by the party to elect Evon Gnashblade and does not reflect the intentions of Evon Gnashblade himself, merely a few of his supporters.)

#9: Evon Gnashblade secured deals with Consortium Dealers to sell us wears that we could not find anywhere else, but at Black Lion prices. Did you know that if the Consortium were to have dealt with us directly they would have charged up to 8,000% more for their wares? Can you imagine having had to pay 64,000 Gems for an infinite Corsortium Sickle? 64,000 gems for an infinite sickle. #Vote Evon Gnashblade 2013, for keeping prices fair.

#10: If Kiel gets into office, all future deals with the Zephyr Sanctum will be secured by a woman who has no business experience what so ever. Do you really want a nobody to handle trade negotiations when she cannot even secure her own ship and has to resort to handouts from the Pact?

#11: Evon Gnashblade is a time proven business man, and what we need now more than anything is someone with a good head on their shoulders to secure reasonable deals with the Zephyr Sanctum.

#12: Evon Gnashblade is a Charr, a Charr who believes in Lion’s Arch!

#13: (Puru.4217) used Zhaitaffies in front of Ellen’s supply basket. (To vomit all over her basket. If only I had thought of that sooner myself.)

#14: (Buttercup.5871), “Evon is honest in being dishonest. And I’ve had it with the pirate stuff. My vote is with Evon. At least he’ll destroy Tyria in a cool way, I’m not too keen on nuclear explosions set off by a bunch of ugly trenchcoat-wearing pirates.”

#SAB 2014 plx

#OccupySAB2014

(edited by Ashadow.6874)

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Posted by: Ashadow.6874

Ashadow.6874

ANNOUNCEMENT – 1:

Do you really want to support someone who has to take hand outs from Trahearne? Kiel’s ship is a Pact airship, given to her by Magnus with no objections from who… none other than Marshall of the Pact… Trahearne.

Do you really want your new Captain Council representative being associated with… Trahearne?

(This message paid for by the party to elect Evon Gnashblade and does not reflect the intentions of Evon Gnashblade himself, merely a few of his supporters.)

ANNOUNCEMENT – 2:

Did you know that if the Consortium were to have dealt with us directly they would have charged up to 8,000% more for their wares? Can you imagine having had to pay 64,000 Gems for an infinite Corsortium Sickle? 64,000 gems for an infinite sickle. #Vote Evon Gnashblade 2013, for keeping prices fair.

(This message paid for by the party to elect Evon Gnashblade and does not reflect the intentions of Evon Gnashblade himself, merely a few of his supporters.)

Imagine what Evon Gnashblade could do for Lion’s Arch in the Zephyr Sanctum matter!

#SAB 2014 plx

#OccupySAB2014

(edited by Ashadow.6874)

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

Evon is an Ash Legion charr, not a pirate.

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Posted by: Ashadow.6874

Ashadow.6874

Evon is an Ash Legion charr, not a pirate.

What do you call a ship Captain, who finds lost treasure and instead of returning it, plunders it from the ship wreck and uses it to finance his own causes?

A pirate! Evon Gnashblade may be an Ash Legion, but he is also a Pirate.

#SAB 2014 plx

#OccupySAB2014

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

Evon is an Ash Legion charr, not a pirate.

What do you call a ship Captain, who finds lost treasure and instead of returning it, plunders it from the ship wreck and uses it to finance his own causes?

A pirate! Evon Gnashblade may be an Ash Legion, but he is also a Pirate.

First off, Evon doesn’t captain a ship, second off, if you want to be technical, neither of them are pirates…

pi·rate
Noun
A person who attacks and robs ships at sea.

However, Kiel was born to pirate parents and would have been a pirate if not for Magnus.

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Posted by: Buttercup.5871

Buttercup.5871

Evon is honest in being dishonest. And I’ve had it with the pirate stuff. My vote is with Evon. At least he’ll destroy Tyria in a cool way, I’m not too keen on nuclear explosions set off by a bunch of ugly trenchcoat-wearing pirates.

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Posted by: aspirine.6852

aspirine.6852

I only need one reason. And he has been getting lots of my votes.

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

Well, I guess if you want to kill seafaring (non-pirate) humans, then Evon is your pick. The Margonites weren’t too keen on plundering.

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Posted by: Buttercup.5871

Buttercup.5871

The margonites are the epitome of skimpy armor. Bring it on.

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Posted by: Shiren.9532

Shiren.9532

Evon is an Ash Legion charr, not a pirate.

What do you call a ship Captain, who finds lost treasure and instead of returning it, plunders it from the ship wreck and uses it to finance his own causes?

A pirate! Evon Gnashblade may be an Ash Legion, but he is also a Pirate.

First off, Evon doesn’t captain a ship, second off, if you want to be technical, neither of them are pirates…

pi·rate
Noun
A person who attacks and robs ships at sea.

However, Kiel was born to pirate parents and would have been a pirate if not for Magnus.

We aren’t talking about the Royal line here. It has nothing to do with a birth rite. Next we’ll have people claiming that you can’t be a thief unless your parents were thieves.

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Posted by: liefbread.9513

liefbread.9513

We won’t be losing southsun survival… they said both minigames would be on rotation.

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Posted by: Puru.4217

Puru.4217

#12: I used Zhaitaffies in front of Ellen’s supply basket.

It’s not my fault if S/P is not popular !!!