Guild Wars 2

The best part of the Moa races for me has been the player banter with it. Be it in the spirit of motivation and celebration, or insults and despair. With mindful censorship, post some of the things you’ve said or heard players yell at these feathery beasts!

“Meep, you lilly livered Emu! Move your’ drumsticks and win me my money back!”
“Com’n Mystery Moa, you are overdue. This is your time! Bring it home!”
“Meep you seed-brained feather duster!”
“Monna means money!”

Meep fan after Meep loses third round in a row: “MEEP, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!”
Meep fan when someone asked who they should vote on: “Meep all the way!”
Me: “I thought Meep was dead to you.”
Meep fan: “It’s a love hate relationship.”

Made half a dozen new friends just by camping Moa Racing to get the achievement

Mortt all the way.

“the only time Motti looses is when he comes in 2nd to give others a chance.”