Guild Wars 2

Seriously. I had cold hard cash ready to hand out when I read the following.

Dragon’s Jade Weapon Skins
Show your Dragon Bash spirit with these cool new weapon skins with a distinctly draconic look. You can find weapon tickets inside Rich Dragon Coffers and (rarely) in Dragon Coffers, and exchange them for weapon skins from Black Lion Weapon Specialists in every major city!

Which I read as a 100% to get a weapon ticket out of rich coffers. I was like, you know what? I’m gonna support this, I got cash, I got money, I got green ready to go to support this notion. And then, all of a sudden

Rich Dragon Coffer
Each festive dragon coffer commonly contains candy, tonics, or fireworks. It may also rarely contain a Mini Holo Undead Dragon Knight, recipes, or a Dragon’s Weapon Skin Ticket;

Look guys, I know you’re trying to get cash but your making it very hard to make me do what you want me to do which is, I dunno, give you cash.

I’m trying to throw money at you
I’m trying to throw lots of money at you
I’m trying to throw my whole bank account at you

and my credit card
and my life savings

but my god what am I suppose to do to make this happen?

I would have bought all skins, if there would have been a all skin set for 2000-3000 gems or single skins for maybe 600. I bought all Armor sets that were on event-sale for now and so on.
But no random chests, lol. I am gonna spend my money buying some other game now, where I pay for what i want

Random chests LOL
Who would have thought that there are so many people actually buying this stuff, that it seems more profitable than selling skins directly.
People, get out of this thing called ‘door’ in your home, breath in some fresh air and you will realize that you are being crazy!

I’ve got one last thing to say.

Anet, do you hate my money?

IllegalChocolate.6938:

Look guys, I know you’re trying to get cash but your making it very hard to make me do what you want me to do which is, I dunno, give you cash.

I’m trying to throw money at you
I’m trying to throw lots of money at you
I’m trying to throw my whole bank account at you

and my credit card
and my life savings

but my god what am I suppose to do to make this happen?

They don’t care. They’ve got a guy selling his kidneys to feed the habit. Your bank account? You’re small-time.

Dark Saviour.9410:

IllegalChocolate.6938:

Look guys, I know you’re trying to get cash but your making it very hard to make me do what you want me to do which is, I dunno, give you cash.

I’m trying to throw money at you
I’m trying to throw lots of money at you
I’m trying to throw my whole bank account at you

and my credit card
and my life savings

but my god what am I suppose to do to make this happen?

They don’t care. They’ve got a guy selling his kidneys to feed the habit. Your bank account? You’re small-time.

psssh, do you know how much money I got?

I’ll tell you

When I’m bored, I go to the bank, take a couple mill out, go home, throw it on my bed and I MAKE MONEY ANGELS ON MY BED FOR FUN.

small time, pssssh

as a matter of fact I’m wearing a platinum clock around my neck right now

Spent $30 under the impression that you’d for sure get a weapon ticket skin based on “Show your Dragon Bash spirit with these cool new weapon skins with a distinctly draconic look. You can find weapon tickets inside Rich Dragon Coffers and (rarely) in Dragon Coffers, and exchange them for weapon skins from Black Lion Weapon Specialists in every major city!”

Absolutely nothing in my rich coffers except BS candy, consumables, and fireworks. They really made it sound like buying the rich coffers was an ensured way to get a weapon skin, while regular coffers gave you a rare chance. -_-’ I’m no longer looking forward to these huge GW2 events, this is just getting stupid.

I was too. But I had the gems needed to buy the minis already.