Guild Wars 2

Those of you who were around in October might remember that eating too much candy corn caused your character to projectile vomit. If I recall correctly, you had to eat about 50-100 pieces at a time for this to happen. These seemingly innocuous dragon-themed candies, however, induce violent regurgitation after only eating five or ten in a row.

And by the way…just how much of it is there? The candy corn was mined from magical candy corn nodes, so it was essentially infinite. But this time, there are no nodes. Tens of thousands of citizens are hoarding it by the hundreds, and it never seems to dry up. How could they possibly make enough to keep us all up to our ears in it for an entire month?

Now, in the spirit of the occasion, let’s consider another matter entirely. Zhaitan’s body is still around somewhere in the ruins of Arah. Exploration teams regularly traverse the city, and I can’t imagine they’re too happy about the stench of twice-dead dragon. So it’s not hard to believe that somebody, somewhere, finally decided to do something about it.

But how on Tyria does one dispose of a corpse of such great size? Where does it all go?

I’ll tell you where it’s all going. It’s being made into candy and handed out to unwitting revelers as we speak. It’s no wonder they can’t seem to keep it in their stomachs for long!

ZHAITAFFY IS MADE OUT OF ZHAITAN

You are what you eat.

huh. they went for the “so obvious they’ll never realize it” approach. time to cleanse my guardian

About candy corn – you recall incorrectly – it was only a handful of pieces you had to eat at once to start puking it everywhere. :P