Guild Wars 2

GW2 writer John J Ryan tweets as the “Lion’s Arch Harbormaster” about strange things happening, in the lead up to today’s patch.

https://twitter.com/John_J_Ryan

Not the orphans!

Who scheduled that trip today?! Anise, I bet.

Bad day for a field trip, kids. I’d hope they got their permission slips signed, but then I remembered they’re orphans.

“Picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue”
heh, I loved the Airplane reference.

I bet the orphan’s trip was Kiel’s idea.

Smooth Penguin.5294:

I bet the orphan’s trip was Kiel’s idea.

They need not fear we all know Evon will protect and evacuate them.

ChapDev.7650:

Smooth Penguin.5294:

I bet the orphan’s trip was Kiel’s idea.

They need not fear we all know Evon will protect and evacuate them.

For a fee, of course.

ChapDev.7650:

Smooth Penguin.5294:

I bet the orphan’s trip was Kiel’s idea.

They need not fear we all know Evon will protect and evacuate them.

Well of course he will, he’s going to need the labor for rebuilding his trading posts after all this goes down.

inazuma.7021:

Bad day for a field trip, kids. I’d hope they got their permission slips signed, but then I remembered they’re orphans.

/violin

“Get in the bag, future criminal.”

Atlas.9704:

ChapDev.7650:

Smooth Penguin.5294:

I bet the orphan’s trip was Kiel’s idea.

They need not fear we all know Evon will protect and evacuate them.

Well of course he will, he’s going to need the labor for rebuilding his trading posts after all this goes down.

But it was all thanks to Ho-Ho-Tron that the Orphans didn’t have to burn each other to keep warm in the winter.

Leablo.2651:

“Get in the bag, future criminal.”

Deathspank reference: +1,000 cool points

Durzlla.6295:

Atlas.9704:

ChapDev.7650:

Smooth Penguin.5294:

I bet the orphan’s trip was Kiel’s idea.

They need not fear we all know Evon will protect and evacuate them.

Well of course he will, he’s going to need the labor for rebuilding his trading posts after all this goes down.

But it was all thanks to Ho-Ho-Tron that the Orphans didn’t have to burn each other to keep warm in the winter.

That’s only because there’s no such thing as Sylvari orphans.

I think the boat went to Cantha.

Atlas.9704:

Durzlla.6295:

Atlas.9704:

ChapDev.7650:

Smooth Penguin.5294:

I bet the orphan’s trip was Kiel’s idea.

They need not fear we all know Evon will protect and evacuate them.

Well of course he will, he’s going to need the labor for rebuilding his trading posts after all this goes down.

But it was all thanks to Ho-Ho-Tron that the Orphans didn’t have to burn each other to keep warm in the winter.

That’s only because there’s no such thing as Sylvari orphans.

I’ve had it with your anti-Sylvari bigotry, meatbag!

inazuma.7021:

Atlas.9704:

Durzlla.6295:

Atlas.9704:

ChapDev.7650:

Smooth Penguin.5294:

I bet the orphan’s trip was Kiel’s idea.

They need not fear we all know Evon will protect and evacuate them.

Well of course he will, he’s going to need the labor for rebuilding his trading posts after all this goes down.

But it was all thanks to Ho-Ho-Tron that the Orphans didn’t have to burn each other to keep warm in the winter.

That’s only because there’s no such thing as Sylvari orphans.

I’ve had it with your anti-Sylvari bigotry, meatbag!

Now hold on there Sprouts Supermarket.
I don’t have bigotry towards the Sylvari, Charr maybe but that’s another story.
I’m mostly indifferent unless we’re talking about Scarlet.
She can burn for all I care.

Meanwhile, as a bored Lion’s Arch Harbor Master blithely types tweets into his iPhone, something dark, menacing and enormous stirs in the deep…

Mark my words, fellow Tyrians, for you have been warned: none shall survive the wrath of Quagzilla!