Guild Wars 2

All ambient creatures to legendary status with ambient slayer as the daily for that day.

Minato.5294:

Ambient creatures revolt. They’re all aggressive and can 1-hit you now.

best idea here; second was the trahearne statue.

Well 250 years ago, Tyria was visited by the Commandos… 250 years after that, its modern day… AND WE ARE THE ONES THAT GO BACK.

Modernized Commando skills with their unique Vehicle Utilities and Kill Streak Burst. No Attack Range, just use of line of sight and camera angle.

GW2 Remastered Ascalon starting sequence as everyone travels back in time to chase the devious time traveling Flame Legion construct set on a path to kill… Adelbern, in an attempt on assassinating him during the Searing, years before the Foefire and destroying the space time continuum. In the end of a long struggle that sends the players to a near death situation… Gwen saves the day by unleashing the Searing herself, and causing the destruction of Ascalon, but in turn destroying the Flame Legion construct and saving Adelbern so he can secure his fate in forever dooming Ascalon in the future.

Cormac.3871:

Mission to take one of Scarlet’s bases turns out to be Plants vs Zombies mini game.

Brilliant!

Everyone turn into Scarlet/Trahearne for a day…..you know you love them

Drainbamaged.1062:

Or, how about all the male characters turning into trahearne and all female characters scarlet? Too soon?

Do not give them ideas!

EliteZeon.1698:

Well 250 years ago, Tyria was visited by the Commandos… 250 years after that, its modern day… AND WE ARE THE ONES THAT GO BACK.

Modernized Commando skills with their unique Vehicle Utilities and Kill Streak Burst. No Attack Range, just use of line of sight and camera angle.

GW2 Remastered Ascalon starting sequence as everyone travels back in time to chase the devious time traveling Flame Legion construct set on a path to kill… Adelbern, in an attempt on assassinating him during the Searing, years before the Foefire and destroying the space time continuum. In the end of a long struggle that sends the players to a near death situation… Gwen saves the day by unleashing the Searing herself, and causing the destruction of Ascalon, but in turn destroying the Flame Legion construct and saving Adelbern so he can secure his fate in forever dooming Ascalon in the future.

This please

They reveal Lion’s Arc destruction was nothing but a dream and scarlet captured everyone using her miasma to knock our whole attack force out and now we’re all enslaved.

Announcing access to the Dominion of the Winds through a NPC… who doesnt’t exist

Oh I know, A golem uprising at the asura capital.

Toast.6459:

EliteZeon.1698:

Well 250 years ago, Tyria was visited by the Commandos… 250 years after that, its modern day… AND WE ARE THE ONES THAT GO BACK.

Modernized Commando skills with their unique Vehicle Utilities and Kill Streak Burst. No Attack Range, just use of line of sight and camera angle.

GW2 Remastered Ascalon starting sequence as everyone travels back in time to chase the devious time traveling Flame Legion construct set on a path to kill… Adelbern, in an attempt on assassinating him during the Searing, years before the Foefire and destroying the space time continuum. In the end of a long struggle that sends the players to a near death situation… Gwen saves the day by unleashing the Searing herself, and causing the destruction of Ascalon, but in turn destroying the Flame Legion construct and saving Adelbern so he can secure his fate in forever dooming Ascalon in the future.

This please

We probably tell him he can win if he opens the gates

Chaotic Storm.2815:

Oh I know, A golem uprising at the asura capital.

Divinities reach would be better lead by hobotron

Marcello DiGiacomo accidentally becomes a god and reshapes Malchor’s Leap (now called Marcello’s Leap) into his personal playground. Our characters, helped by Hero-Tron, will be called to stop the sudden menace.

Aedelric.1287:

Drainbamaged.1062:

Or, how about all the male characters turning into trahearne and all female characters scarlet? Too soon?

Do not give them ideas!

Just popped in to say I can see the Scarlet/Trahearne fanfics already.

Aedelric.1287:

Drainbamaged.1062:

Or, how about all the male characters turning into trahearne and all female characters scarlet? Too soon?

Do not give them ideas!

in GW1 I think it was 2007 that they did a change genders for April Fools I think that would be very funny for GW2 but I really don’t expect that right now they might give us Super Adventure Box I really don’t play it but hopefully they will think of something good or nothing at all but that idea of Scarlet/Trahearne is good

they will tease us with new content intended to be left once the events over.

Thats the april fools.

It won’t be. It will be another hamfisted plot piece that vanishes to further the “living story”

The Anet Commandos return and take down all the elder dragons with tactical nuclear strikes while heavy metal music plays in the background.

April 2014 Feature Pack.

That’s the joke. They just forget to take it off when April Fool Day is over.

Hope that SAB will return. A new world would be even better. But the most i hope for a prank, don’t care what prank just a prank from Arena Net

Ice of Dragons.1637:

Hope that SAB will return. A new world would be even better. But the most i hope for a prank, don’t care what prank just a prank from Arena Net

oh it will. its just a matter of the time frame in between each release.

something something gemstore

150 trait points for 24 hours.

Realist.5812:

150 trait points for 24 hours.

This…. it would be the most hilarious.

Finally we can all complain about the infamous 30 30 30 30 30 build.

The quaggans tries to take over the world and we end up fighting against quaggan plush backpack who turned out to be alive after all and waiting for a time to rise. Its turns out that captain Imaloop takes over scarlet drills to try and make a big hole in the ruins of lion arch where the quaggan will make a large swimming pool. In order to save the lion or what remains of it we must stop Imaloop evil scheme for swimming pool dominations across tyria. Also we all end up wearing swimming suits and beach party items for the whoole day and the quaggans attack by trying to put fish on our backs effectively causing a backstab kick everytime ;P

what about a SAB apocalypse, one where there is a tear in space time that go’s from the SAB to the real world……..

sorudo.9054:

what about a SAB apocalypse, one where there is a tear in space time that go’s from the SAB to the real world……..

provided they do SAB twice again this year, I think that should be saved for next year, assuming there are only 4 worlds, or if there are 5 that could work too. but that would be so cool.

Galowin.6089:

Omg, stickfigures dance circle on LA beach the memories
Alsof stickman doping SAB would be AWESOME for a day.

I wasn’t gonna do it, but here they are. April Fool’s ’08, stickmen hilarity. The way it worked was that anyone who was sub-Level 20 was still a normal toon. But anyone that was Level 20 was turned into a stickman. All the stickmen were chasing the regular toons around LA, “fast-food” style.

The dance employed was the male Ranger dance, ie. the breakdancer. Lining up at the steps of the old barracks for sync-dancing… and later at the LA fountain where it was stacks-on and people doing /rank in a massive ‘energy ball’ stickman dance.

Fun times … bring ’em back Anet!!

Trahearne————with the plaque—————————ROOT-ing for you!!!

Astral Projections.7320:

Minato.5294:

Ambient creatures revolt. They’re all aggressive and can 1-hit you now.

Go hit one of the ambient chickens in Ebonhawke if you want a bit of fun. Better yet, do what I did. I told a guildie I was with in Ebonhawke that there is an achievement you get for hitting one. That was funny.

We both got chased out of town.

Oh! What achieve do you get for hitting those chickens? I did it long time ago and laughed myself nearly off my chair when they came after me with a vengeance but I don’t remember getting any achieve at the time or maybe I just didn’t notice from laughing so hard.

The thing we woke up was just a really close shot of a quaggan

Stick Figure Day in GW1 was such a hoot. I remember it fondly.

Aerinndis.2730:

Astral Projections.7320:

Minato.5294:

Ambient creatures revolt. They’re all aggressive and can 1-hit you now.

Go hit one of the ambient chickens in Ebonhawke if you want a bit of fun. Better yet, do what I did. I told a guildie I was with in Ebonhawke that there is an achievement you get for hitting one. That was funny.

We both got chased out of town.

Oh! What achieve do you get for hitting those chickens? I did it long time ago and laughed myself nearly off my chair when they came after me with a vengeance but I don’t remember getting any achieve at the time or maybe I just didn’t notice from laughing so hard.

Lol. There’s no achieve for it. I was trolling him. He believed me. (Evil smile).

Lion’s Arch map has been taken over by quaggans, and is now called Quaggantopia.

Astral Projections.7320:

They could bring out one of the Guild Wars 1 April fools, like the one where everyone turned into black stick figures or the one where all the characters switched sexes.

The stick figure one:

The stick figures look fun…. But the day they make my characters male, is te day I quit the game xD

kyubi.3620:

The quaggans tries to take over the world and we end up fighting against quaggan plush backpack who turned out to be alive after all and waiting for a time to rise. Its turns out that captain Imaloop takes over scarlet drills to try and make a big hole in the ruins of lion arch where the quaggan will make a large swimming pool. In order to save the lion or what remains of it we must stop Imaloop evil scheme for swimming pool dominations across tyria. Also we all end up wearing swimming suits and beach party items for the whoole day and the quaggans attack by trying to put fish on our backs effectively causing a backstab kick everytime ;P

Haha xD

New ability added:

Marshal Trahearne: “Racial skill. You are permanently British. Any time one of your allies finishes an event, you get credit for completing it instead. Whenever a boon is applied to you, you steal all boons, food effects, and utility effects from all party members.”

Taken from the wiki

They will fix old exploits in dungeons and give us few new dungeons with 3 paths each. Can’t wait, it’s going to be exciting.

i expect nothing that lasts only one day…
nothing like gw1…

though i want the gender swap back. that was awesome and interesting

other then that.
They got the comando assets, so it would be cool to use them… new fractal?

The wardrobe is an april fools joke. There i spoiled it for all of you.

Cries Of Sorrow.5864:

The wardrobe is an april fools joke. There i spoiled it for all of you.

If the wardrobe is an April Fools joke, HEADS WILL ROLL. >:(

Riding Boot Tonic…

They should somehow make the next weapon we loot say some well known precursor as we loot it but then find out it’s a normal weapon while in our inventory

You and Trahearne go on a quest for a precursor of your choice together. You fight for hours while Trahearne stands near the entrance. At the end, when you walk over and loot the precursor, a cut scene appears and your character hands the precursor to Trahearne and says, “Here, you deserve this more than I do.”

Put jagged rocks at the bottom of every diving goggles location.

Nah the April Fool’s joke for this year will be precursor crafting.

On the table, off the table. Here one minute, gone the next.

There, I called it.

SAB would be awesome but I think they got lazy and gave up on it.

Rezz.8019:

SAB would be awesome but I think they got lazy and gave up on it.

You do get that there is a whole SAB team now, right? Considering it only took seven people to make World 1 they would have to get massively lazy to not be able to continue with it.

Race change! Humans and Charr swap, while Asura become Norn, Sylvari become Asura and Norn become Sylvari! For one day, all the little Asura get to stomp on all the bigger people as a giant Norn.

Kerrigan comes to lead the zerg in WvW.

Rezz.8019:

SAB would be awesome but I think they got lazy and gave up on it.

I just wanna say this isn’t exactly the case. What happened was they realized world 2 zone 2 was way to long and had too many issues. They’re not only fixing the length of world 2, but they also probably want to release world 3 as well so they have a bit of work to do. SAB is, while not everyone’s cup of tea, still very popular and I doubt they’d discontinue it.