Guild Wars 2

do people forget Josh is the one who does SAB?

He was very communicative when w2 was live (before he got silenced, thanks anet you guys have terrible pr)

He was made note that he understood that the zone was to frustrating for us, so hopefully the w3 wil be toned down a bit

sorudo.9054:

locoman.1974:

Make everyone (including NPCs) into asuras…. players that are already asuras get a pink afro… pink afro asuras are unchanged, can’t beat perfection..

or all asura characters turn in a big fat norn

Asura turn into max size Norn
Norn turn into smallest Asura
Charr turn into Humans
Humans turn into Charr
Every male sylvari is Trahearne, every female sylvari is Scarlet.

It would be glorious.

Bring back SAB, then when players enter the portal, they are taken back to Gendarran fields. The Black Lion company will also sell permanent SAB tickets for 1200 gems, but using it will just teleport you to Gendarran fields. Blame it on Evon Gnashblade. They need to introduce big kitten draconic wings skin for backpack item for 800 gems, but when you use it, you get tiny, tiny bat wings instead.

All the stuff about the wardrobe was an elaborate April Fools joke

Theundersigned.4761:

New ability added:

Marshal Trahearne: “Racial skill. You are permanently British. Any time one of your allies finishes an event, you get credit for completing it instead. Whenever a boon is applied to you, you steal all boons, food effects, and utility effects from all party members.”

Taken from the wiki

This is the kind of stuff I was talking about, we need super imbalanced, super weird, super amusing skills like this, just for a day.

I forgot about these too, funny stuff:
The Black Beast of Arrgh now appears only on Friday when the next day is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards.
Revive as One: "Elite Skill. You and your pet are resurrected with 75% Health and 75% Energy. Can only be cast if both you and your pet are dead.
“By Ural’s Hammer!”: this skill now resurrects all creatures in all missions and explorable areas across all servers.
All minipets are required to have licenses and be kept on leashes when within outpost limits. Players will be fined 500 gold for every pet in violation of the leash laws. Licenses are available from the Guild Wars In-Game Store.

and because even ANet liked to tease us about how annoying we were when it came to waiting on GW2

Added the Patience title track. A player’s progress toward this title is based entirely on the length of time since the player last sought information about the Guild Wars 2 release date. Elapsed time can be checked by typing “/gw2” which prints, “You have inquired about the release date <x> time(s) and have lasted <x> minutes since your last inquiry.”

I do miss the joke skills that the wiki had for April Fool’s in GW1. I don’t think we’ll see the same from Anet this year, as it’s a different Anet that brought out GW1-style April Fool’s and are a bunch of humourless kittens.

Last year they had SAB as their joke, so they were kind of let off the hook.

Slupsloop joins every world boss instance, yelling:
“There’s something in the air/swamp/reactor. Heeeeelp!”

better yet… SIZE change

Asura: norn sized
Norn: asura sized
Human: Charr sized
Charr: human sized
Silvaris: Charr sized (they near the same size as human common)

Or captain Imaloop tries to take over the world and the commando comes out of nowhere to assist us in saving it.

we could also all end up wearing world war 2 armor for 1 day and get our weapon replaced by mech items and sniper rifles.

april fools? it’s called elementalist, and the joke lasts all year

The devs flood the TP with cheap legendaries and special skins, forever skewing the in-game economy. The TP speculators drown in their own saliva. Laughs are had by all.

All champions replaced with Champion Trolls (AC version)

All breakable objects have a 20% chance to break apart, spawning a champion troll (AC Version)

Champion trolls do not drop champion boxes. They do, however drop Troll Brew.

Troll Brew:
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Hylek_Red_Hue_Potion
Adds 5 stacks of drunkenness
You deal 500% damage to all environmental objects.

stop trolling already im gunna die laughing…

Announcement of the return of the Dervish class.

Ferocity being a nerf was the real joke. I point of Ferocity is equal to 1% crit damage. Now Zerkers can solo any dungeon in the game in a couple of seconds.

Valandil Dragonhart.2371:

I do miss the joke skills that the wiki had for April Fool’s in GW1. I don’t think we’ll see the same from Anet this year, as it’s a different Anet that brought out GW1-style April Fool’s and are a bunch of humourless kittens.

Last year they had SAB as their joke, so they were kind of let off the hook.

Except they pulled a Blizzard and turned an April Fool’s joke into actual content…

WTB commando event where you have to help the Commandos

Dont know if this should be posted here? I may help spoil the surprise for Anet. If you are really really curious click it.

Hoping the joke is that the big patch is tomorrow, because waiting 2 more weeks just to put another sigil in my staff seems a bit harsh.

And yes I know there is more being offered in the big patch, but please give us some suger!

Valandil Dragonhart.2371:

I do miss the joke skills that the wiki had for April Fool’s in GW1. I don’t think we’ll see the same from Anet this year, as it’s a different Anet that brought out GW1-style April Fool’s and are a bunch of humourless kittens.

Last year they had SAB as their joke, so they were kind of let off the hook.

They do seem to have lost that touch of lightness, of humor. I guess making MMOs is serious bizzness. No joking around here.

C’mon ANet. Give us some laughs.

I, for one, welcome our new Dulfy overlords.

I gave up any hope I had in being able to access the SAB again. I’ve been waiting for the w3 and the new skins for almost 6 months…

This just happened

lol wut is this

Bwaaahaha! That’s the best shot I’ve seen yet, Coffie! XD

The Mighty Dragons have brought up more fears

So, I have to say, big heads is pretty good.

I wish there was some SAB, but I can wait until Back to School for World 3.

Theundersigned.4761:

New ability added:

Marshal Trahearne: “Racial skill. You are permanently British. Any time one of your allies finishes an event, you get credit for completing it instead. Whenever a boon is applied to you, you steal all boons, food effects, and utility effects from all party members.”

Taken from the wiki

And, in return, they get Freedom of the seize