Guild Wars 2

I had this idea for a movie trailer parody for EFLA I could not get out of my head. In the style of cliche Hollywood movie trailers of course. Let’s see what you think.

In a city ruled by a crazy cabbage with a watch obsession, one hero who loves doing all the work while sharing the credit will rise up against the odds to take her down….

Our hero will team up with Braham a Norn with mother issues, Rox a Charr who wants to be popular, Marjory the film noir detective, her lover Kasmeer the nudist mesmer and Taimi from the Asura College of Cuteness.

Together they will join Ellen “I won” Kiel, Evon “Discounts” Gnashblade, The Council of Piracy, The Pact reserves, Destiny’s Edge members that feel like showing up, Canach the Karka hugger, Fail-o-Tron, Marcello the awful songwriter and lots of unarmed merchants.

They must make a stand or ESCAPE FROM LION ARCH….

An Arenanet films production

Rated PG-13 for scenes of strong vegetable violence, piracy and brief Kasmeer nudity.

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