Guild Wars 2

I’ve always hated Lion’s Arch and I think it’s great news that Scarlet is giving that place the Colony Drop, a nerve gassing and a case of giant robots. This will indeed be a Bloody Valentine War. I think she’s a better hope against the Elder Dragons than Trahearne ever was.

Please give us the option to betray the orders of Tyria and join her.

Ruruuiye.8912:

I’ve always hated Lion’s Arch and I think it’s great news that Scarlet is giving that place the Colony Drop, a nerve gassing and a case of giant robots. This will indeed be a Bloody Valentine War. I think she’s a better hope against the Elder Dragons than Trahearne ever was.

Please give us the option to betray the orders of Tyria and join her.

Wait, then which charr is the Red Comet, who killed his warband, who is his sibling, AND WHO IS OUR BRIGHT NOAH!?

RyuDragnier.9476:

Ruruuiye.8912:

I’ve always hated Lion’s Arch and I think it’s great news that Scarlet is giving that place the Colony Drop, a nerve gassing and a case of giant robots. This will indeed be a Bloody Valentine War. I think she’s a better hope against the Elder Dragons than Trahearne ever was.

Please give us the option to betray the orders of Tyria and join her.

Wait, then which charr is the Red Comet, who killed his warband, who is his sibling, AND WHO IS OUR BRIGHT NOAH!?

I think the player character should be the Red Comet. Why would it have to be a- Oh! Ho! Well done, sir! I think any player character Charr should have a shot at joining Scarlet and be the Red Comet…Scarlet Comet?…Scarlet’s Comet? And then get to betray her again later.

As for Bright, that is obviously Logan. I mean who else could it be?

Ruruuiye.8912:

I’ve always hated Lion’s Arch and I think it’s great news that Scarlet is giving that place the Colony Drop

Wait, so Scarlet is dropping a space station on LA?

I think of her tactics as more like the Adama Maneuver, just with a bunch of airships rather than the Galactica.

inazuma.7021:

Ruruuiye.8912:

I’ve always hated Lion’s Arch and I think it’s great news that Scarlet is giving that place the Colony Drop

Wait, so Scarlet is dropping a space station on LA?

I think of her tactics as more like the Adama Maneuver, just with a bunch of airships rather than the Galactica.

Well she does have a giant UFO that’s already served its purpose and she always throws things away with a bang.

Ruruuiye.8912:

I think the player character should be the Red Comet. Why would it have to be a- Oh! Ho! Well done, sir! I think any player character Charr should have a shot at joining Scarlet and be the Red Comet…Scarlet Comet?…Scarlet’s Comet? And then get to betray her again later.

As for Bright, that is obviously Logan. I mean who else could it be?

Ironically I think a blood legion CHARR would be fitting to taking Charr’s place. ;p

I can now unfortunately not unsee Logan pulling off the very famous Bright Slap sequences to everyone.

The first on the list will be Braham.

Scarlet Briar Hologram: “This is a test of my new weapon. Please don’t give up or die too easily.”

Scarlet Briar Hologram: “Your end is near. Are you afraid?”

Scarlet Briar Hologram: “You don’t have much dignity, do you? It’s okay. Your humiliation will end soon.”

Scarlet Briar Hologram: “You’re losing! Whether you know it or not!”

“Do not abandon your positions! Fight harder! We’re all we’ve got!”

If Trahearne gives a Scarlet is Exhausted speech, I will flip a table too.