Guild Wars 2

Virtus Et Vitium [VII], an established guild on Tarnished Coast is seeking out active, mature and extroverted players to further increase it’s ranks of awesomeness. We are an adult guild and we aren’t safe for the bashful nor the reserved. Your children aren’t welcome and certainly not safe here. We ask that you don’t attempt to feed any of the leadership, their already out of control. But please do put every forum troll you find in their place.

Virtus Et Vitium is latin for Virtues and Vices. If you do not know what a Virtue is and you are unaware of your Vices, come join us. We’ll gladly point out and exploit both for you and then post it all over the internet along with those pictures we found from your spring break. But afterwards, we’ll accept you and all of your glorious flaws if you’ll do the same for us.

Every weekend we party hard and throw away time like we’re throwing away pictures of our exes. We don’t believe in anyone putting family above their gaming addiction nor their school studies or careers. This is serious business! Phat loot comes with a price and like a motorcycle gang, you are married to both but can only pick one! (Not the family, their boring anyways!)

Oh! And if anybody has seen that jolly, over weight, cookie theif running around, please tell him we’d like some of our members back. The Jack Daniels and Cigarettes we left out apparently weren’t appetizing enough for the sob so he ate two handfuls of our members instead. And tell the Flu bug, Stomach Virus epidemic we’re also fed up with that this season. Come back next year, a little less generous please.

So if you’re social and you hate Santa, have an unbelievably strong immune system, you’d be perfect for doing my biding! Err, I mean, joining our wonderful guild. Every weekend we share in the marvelous rewards of our labors day after day with an added guild bonuses for magic find, dungeon influence gains, all guild banner buffs in stock and plenty of cold brew and wine for the ladies. Unless you’re a dwarf lady, in which case you are welcome to the cold brews.

We have a pack of amazing, we just need more like minded folks that aren’t scared to get drunk and naked in front of complete strangers so we can take pictures. I mean, uh, group up for killing things… Plus, you get to hear all of our amazingly sexy voices on mumble absolutely free. So what in the hell are you waiting for?

Send me gold or any rare items you find and I’ll consider your application.

Serious, check us out and sign up! www.vii.enjin.com

(Please note if you can’t see the humor in this, you’ll not fit the guild. If you apply and never log on to be contacted, we’ll consider you a fan of Santa and disown you. Please make yourself available for contact. Mumble interviews are a great way to tell jokes and for me to scrutinize your microphone.)

You’re time is very much appreciated! Tips for the comedy can be given by way of in game whisper as a smile. Hugs are welcomed too!

Best,
Vancien

I failed to add a few names for in game contact. Please contact myself or any of the below officers to further inquire about the guild.

Suri Eklund
Khrimace
Thorn Alvis
Tear Of Cherokee

We’ll be after some bounties later this evening. Please feel free to contact me directly here in private message, through our guild website or in game.

Best,
Vancien

We’re also looking for some people that are interested in tPvP for some new tournament teams to run together weekly. We have several that pvp a lot and we’d like to build a steady five man team that can regularly play several times a week together on our mumble server. WvW is also another aspect of focus we’d like to expand on each week.

Don’t be shy. Contact me today in game.

Best,
Vancien

Love the recruitment, made me chuckle. If I wasn’t already in a guild would apply.

Thank you for the support Lanimal! We’re a great bunch of folk, we just want more people like us so we can officially take over the pub in Queensdale. Err, I mean, run more dungeons and stuff. Our doors will be open for recruiting for a good while into the future so, if anything changes feel free to do that application!

Shout in game anytime!

This weekend will mark the second weekend that we are collectively helping our members that need to reach the story mode dungeon Arah so that we can once again take down the dragon Zhaitan. Yep, the undead parts will be flying all over the place as we plow through them to get to the dragon.

Does your guild help you? Do they know you by name? Are you mixed in a mass of people with nobody to help do your story? Have you been waiting months to down the ugly Dragon Zhaitan because more important things like Guild Bounties, Puzzles and Races were released?

Come join us, we’ll be glad to help you! Plus we have also been doing meta events around the world together. This is a great way to get some rare loot as we always have guild banners, magic find bonuses and buff food. It’s a great way to stockpile or start collecting ectos for your first exotic pieces.

Reach out to me if you have any questions or just need some help! Enjoy the weekend everybody!

I have posted an app on your forums

Thank you Przemek, unfortunately we’re looking for individuals that have a strong desire to play the game already. I don’t believe your desire for the game and enjoyment of it will be changed by a guild. You have to already enjoy the game and not try to squeeze that out by having some guild mates to play with. We wouldn’t be able to cater to you specifically to make you like the game.

But I hope that perhaps you’ll find some enjoyment in another game or perhaps even in this game at some point. We all love the game and would honestly rather be playing than doing just about anything else. “Just about”

I’d also like to add, we are weary of anyone that isn’t 18 years of age or older. Teenagers most likely will not fit in with our group dynamic. We exert far too much sailor talk to be a bad influence on a young man or woman. However, we will certainly consider someone if they prove to be mature enough. Exceptions rarely can be made.

Don’t be a stranger!

It has recently come to my attention that I neglected to mention or give designation that we are open to anyone that is new to the game, specifically those that just started playing and could use assistance from others or just general information around how it all works.

Please, do not hesitate to friend me and ask me anything. Just not what the winning lottery numbers are because if I knew, I wouldn’t be sitting here typing this right now. I’d be happy to have you on our mumble server as well if actually asking questions while playing is better for you.

Right now we are expanding our ranks to accomplish more guild bounty hunts and training. As well as multiple Molten Front groups. We’ve really enjoyed that dungeon thus far and would like to continue with our successes.

So don’t be shy.

Best,
Vancien