Guild Wars 2

Hello Tyrians.

Now that I have you here, I would like to tell you, sadly I am all out of free Hats. I know, it’s misleading, but it was all I could do to separate myself from the crowd.

Now that you’re here, I better put my pants on, so I can tell you that I am looking for a guild. I am looking for a guild.

What do I want in said guild? Well they must have a sense of humor, and be Asura friendly. They must also let me chase after every Charr in the guild (not all at once!) asking, nay, begging to shave them so I can make an epic pillow. Charr hair pillows are awesome, what?

You, as said prospective guild must also like PvE stuff. I do…wander into the Mists when I’m lost, and bored, but I’d rather do a Jumping Puzzle, then kill someone who hasn’t made my ‘To Kill’ List. I have one. It’s not very long. I’m more of a hugger than a fighter. Did I ever tell you the time I tried hugging a Charr while I was shaving them?! It didn’t end well. But I’m starting to ramble. So please, Prospective Guild, leave you’re Sticky-Notes about how you want me below. I will read them. I promise.

Okay, I don’t promise…

Man, I really wanted a free hat. Anyway, Asuras are awesome—I play one myself. I can offer you a guild that jokes about our obsessions with limes and our cult tendencies. We’ll probably make you do the joining ritual which is something like draining your blood and replacing it with tonic + lime juice. I didn’t come up with it, some guildies did, so don’t blame me if something goes wrong

But anyway, we’re awesome and you seem awesome too. We do PvE and PvP and WvW. Jumping puzzles are a weekly event every Tuesday (we even will do them drunk >.>) but they are had, really, whenever wanted. We have a close community of friendly, diverse people.

Love to have you check us out: http://obeythelime.com

Hello Meat… so you think you can shave my lovely, glossy fur, to stuff a pillow do you….? Such impertinence……. however, I shall let it pass, because little Asurans are very tasty – oops, I meant to say – are feisty fighters who are good to carry in one’s snack-box…. Carry, that is, to…er… save their little legs from lots of unnecessary running….

But I digress. Hi there Shaedence Your post made me smile, so I’d like to offer you a place in The Misguided Misfits [LoL] We are Asura friendly (my Charr Guardian is particularly fond of them, as already stated lol.) In fact, our guild welcomes all Tyrean races and professions, of all levels.

We are mainly PvE, but adventurers are free to explore the Mists too, and some of us might even like to accompany them and gain some experience too. The Misfits are generally quite laid-back and cool about members having real life commitments, so no pressure.

You might like to check out our main thread here: https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/guilds/guilds/The-Misguided-Misfits-LOL-an-Invitation/first#post821497

Hope you’ll consider joining us, but whatever you finally decide, have fun and enjoy GW2.

TC

Ha you’re funny little one, as if you’d be able to shave a charr with that little toothpick knife of yours. Here use my blade if you can lift it. Oh speaking of lifting things, want me to lift you up or shall I get you a box? Alright enough joking around, you do know pillows filled with Tengu feathers are hot this year? It is like sleeping in the ashes of your burned enemies after a barfight.
Anyway I wish you best of luck little one, may you find some mad hatters.

What did you put your pants back on for? Pants are not required in my guild, in fact we often find ourselves syncronized dancing sans all clothing!

Not sure how many charrs we have in our guild for you to chase but you are welcome to try, especially if they are trying to do a jumping puzzle at the same time as you – the big oafs just get in the line of vision, don’t they know asura’s are far better at jumping anyway?! ;-)

Good luck in finding your guild-home where you can settle & lay your head on your charrming fur-filled pillow!

If you want to check us out, please apply your advanced asuran technology to scan this data: www.asq-guild.org

Good day,

I run an actively casual guild on Devona’s Rest and we’re always looking for more players interested in joining our ranks. We have weekly events, such as dungeon runs and WvW, but we’re also the spontaneous type that will decide on the hour to do something. We’re very patient and all adults who are just interested in a fun gaming experience.

You can find our guild posting here:
The Burning Eden [TBE]

You can always contact us in game if you’d rather have a conversation and get a better feel for what our guild is about. Feel free to add me to your friend list as I’m on every evening.

~Meri Shadows

Kitsumeo.8754:

you do know pillows filled with Tengu feathers are hot this year? It is like sleeping in the ashes of your burned enemies after a barfight.

Due to the size pillow I require, Tengu are not viable candidates. They’re far too rare, and the ones I seem to come across don’t even respond to my question, they only reply with something from a ‘script.’

Charr, though bigger and more dangerous, are a better source of pillow stuffing. They are much more common, and if I have issues trying to shave one, most humans I meet happily help hold them down while I go about my business.

On topic; I am still looking. Giving it more time until I make a decision. I like guilds that play multiple games, like Minecraft, as I do have gamer A.D.D. sometimes.

Oop, I forgot to add this:

I play Warrior, Engineer, Guardian, Elementalist, Ranger……

….okay, I play everything. Warrior is level 80. But I hold no ‘main.’

shaedence.3517:

On topic; I am still looking. Giving it more time until I make a decision. I like guilds that play multiple games, like Minecraft, as I do have gamer A.D.D. sometimes.

Forgot to add that we do play multiple games as well (we have a private Minecraft server as well).