Guild Wars 2

Arrrrgh! Do you love experiments? Do you love maguuma jungle? Do you love small guilds with chilled out atmosphere and no stick in leader’s rear?

Why do i even bother asking, of course you do!
Well then, today’s your first day of the rest of your life!

In Whiteside Ridge (European Server), Jungle Krewe awaits those special individuals that:
– love experiments and innovation!
– love maguuma jungle!
– love doing fractals!
– won’t hurt if you like doing dungeons, but we’ve to learn about some of them!
– don’t mind their leader being a bit mean when he’s outta shape (totally mean when he’s in proper shape!)
– feel the power of the mighty green parrot! Our guild logo! Lo and behold as whole jungle trembles at it’s might sqawking! Watch it tear it’s fruity oposition to shreads with it’s terrifying beak!

What will happen to you once you’re inside?!
ABUSE obviously! You will take part in serial experiments that involve new and creative ways of faster/better completion of many tasks such as fractals! Don’t worry about dying, if we’re not worried about your death neither should you:) What are few bruises, 3rd degree burns, lost limbs or few ruptured internal organs compared to making progress for science!

And after all is done you can chill in maguuma jungle admiring it’s beauty, doing events with your fellow speci..guildies and shooting the breeze in paradise setting (jungle + zombies to kill = paradise, no?). Just be careful of parrots. Them scary!

Awesome! Where do i sign up!?

Juuuust find Monsterzed or The Puller ingame (at evenings European time almost 99% of the time on), and say the magic words: “Arrrrk! Research! Research!”