Guild Wars 2

We are a group of some utterly goofy individuals that will have you rolling on the floor in tears sometimes by our eclectic mix of people.

~Ministry of the Crescent Moon~
strives to recruit specific types of players.
We are a US based, laid back mature group of people, most of whom have been gaming for 10+ years. We pride ourselves on our dry humor, laughter, and having good times with good people. We strive to uphold a positive game etiquette, and to maintain a respectful game play environment. We are about enjoying all the game has to offer and helping each other progress through the content. If you are looking for a laid back guild free of mindless childish chatter who offer some dry humorous antidotes to escape the daily real life grind then our guild is for you. We are real life adults (certified!), we are experienced gamers, with professions, real life obligations outside the game. We don’t equate real life self esteem with how much we can crit in a dungeon, though we pride ourselves on our mad skills.
We don’t try to add add quantity to our roster, only quality people.
If you are friendly, slightly crazy but in a good way and don’t mind laughing so hard from guild chat you run off cliffs & pull 20 centaurs at once, then this is a good fit for you.
Our core members have either been leaders in many guilds in past 10 years or been integral parts in running them. We know what it takes, and that is Zero Drama and 100% Fun.

We run weekly dungeons, have fun events, and have a good ole time on our guild forums sharing info, humor, music and promoting guild unity.

Requirements:
Simply-We want to be a good fit for you, as well as you being a good fit for us.

WE DO ASK MEMBERS TO REPRESENT US 90% of the TIME.
This promotes community, and guild loyalty is rewarded.

It’s your game! You have and are paying for this journey. We just want to share it with you and hopefully make it a little more fun and entertaining.

If you are looking for a fun group of friendly, drama free, helpful, and utterly goofy people to play with, you have found it!
Humor is our Medicine!
~PVE~PVP~WvW~Ventrilo

If you are worried about transferring to our server, don’t be! All of our members who were on other servers successfully transferred within 48 hours, ask us for tips and we will help you get on Dragonbrand

http://crescentmoondragonbrand.guildlaunch.com

Fill out an application on our site and send a PM to any officer on homepage if you feel we are a good fit for you. Also you can message Azulia.1745 in game or anyone on front page of our website with questions

I you know your in a great guild when you can stand in a random place and chat in guild chat while laughing out loud for over an hour and not even realize it.

This is our guild.

We are celebrating Bilbo and Frodo’s Birthday this morning with a 2nd breakfast in guild!
Happy Tolkien Week!

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. — Bilbo Baggins

Nice description – and a hearty Second Breakfast to you all!

We are eating pies, and discussing the best way to punt hobbits and how Asura’s resemble Teletubbies at the moment

Discussing the most disturbing quotes of Silence of the Lambs this morning.
“It puts the lotion on it’s skin”

Gotta love this catchy song:
I apologize in advance if it becomes stuck in your head.

Lotion- The Greens Keepers

Lotion

Another night of standing in Lions Arch for an hour a half laughing until tears ran down my face at the humor, and witty nature of our guild chat.

note to self
If chat can be taken out of context at any time, it will be. LOL

and yes, we like to have haiku challenges. I can’t even copy and paste the one that just happened. /facepalm

Definitely a guild style I would enjoy, much support from this seemingly irrelevant player. Happy gaming.

:) Thanks Kaii!

Sounds good, I’d like to hit you guys up for an invite.

Hi! Can you tell me how many active members you currently have? Maybe i missed it in the post, but what time zone are most of your players in?

My current guild has 1 member: me and my little nametag already says [Moon] so I already like your guild name

Hi there, Thanks for your interest. We aren’t trying to fill up our roster and have 100’s of people, just active players. We have about 50 to 60 active players at the moment.
We will close accepting applications once we reach about 75 to 100, because we want a guild where people have time to get to know each other and don’t feel lost in the crowd. Many of us in central to eastern time zone, though we have a handful in pacific (even a few in Australia). We don’t have a time zone specific guild, because we feel including all time zones make many people to play with at different times of the evening and day. Let me know if I can answer any more questions for you.

Guild Movie trivia is tonight! Favorite movie quotes and more.

“Son, you got a panty on your head”

We are slightly crazy, unhelpful, rude & wish ill will on our members.
We generally scold & yell a lot, as well as insulting your gameplay.

Only accepting members with dial up-No Exceptions!

/sarcasm off

Happy Guild Hunting!

Well established guild from Beta now accepting new mature members

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
-George Bernard Shaw

“Laugh as much as possible, always laugh. It’s the sweetest thing one can do for oneself & one’s fellow human beings.” – Maya Angelou

Wow, I have to say we have a great group of people right now. We have added a handful of new members this week, that only has contributed to a solid foundation of cool, laid back, hilarious individuals.
Vent party this weekend, and we have 5 runs scheduled for the new dungeon this weekend Fractals in the Mists

Send me a whisper in game or head to our website and fill out an application.
http://crescentmoondragonbrand.guildlaunch.com

Recruiting will close in a few days, as we like to focus on quality members not pumping our member numbers to an amount where people get lost.

“If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.”
-Robert Frost

“If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree, I’ll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up! Not me!”
- J.M. Barrie

We have a great Guild Event scheduled for December 1st, as we will all run naked, as a guild through Tyria. So Look for us! We shall be streaking all areas on the evening of DECEMBER 1st!

“The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.”