Guild Wars 2

Standard looking-for-a-guild post.

I’d like some clever guildchat to listen to whilst I explore the world with a couple characters and some dazzling backup for those tough moments. I’d like a group to hit dungeons with when I get there who aren’t going to carry me but aren’t going to min/max me either. Thems the basics.

Ideally:

Peeps who run around IC in the world. Y’know, like say and shout.
Age range of middle to fogey. My nerd goatee is half gray.
No pressure, because I usually have an agenda when I log in. And a low tolerance for city RP and drama, but occasionally participate in one of them.
Has an understanding of altoholics. I think I’m detox’d, though.
Patient, kind, does not envy, does not boast, is not proud, etc, etc. That’s from 1 Corinthians. Or maybe 2nd. I can never remember. The 13th chapter. Or maybe the 8th.
Witty and pretty and clever and wise. Like my wife! Who lets me play.
The group knows every lyric to the Once More With Feeling musical but won’t sing it on Vent. Unless you’re actually a cast member, of course.
Raises baby raccoons? I’ve always wanted one.

Did I mention I’m on TC? It’s there in the subject line. I love you, and you’re probably totally wonderful and your guild is the bestest creation ever, but I’m not transferring if I don’t know you. You don’t know me, man.

I am a lot quieter than this in the game and do not use italics either.