I am Zack Harte (main) of Crystal Desert and I thank you for showing interest in my guild. Instead of boring you with a generic list of things every other guild does or write a bullcrap letter of false promises, I am going to prove to you this guild’s originality as best as I can. Here I have abused spoiler boxes so you don’t have to know if you want a first-hand introduction or you just don’t care.
Name: Plainswalkers
World: Crystal Desert
Language: English mainly
Type: Adventuring, Unorthodox, n00b Help
What NOT to expect from Plainswalkers:
- ZOMG we does everything!!!!
- We also does everything events every week on a regular basis!!!!
- Normal rank names.
- Normal staff.
- Alot of seriousness.
- Severely organized PvP/WvW events.
- Boss camping.
- Operational give-a-damns.
What to expect from Plainswalkers:
- Adventure.
- Random gifts that might benefit you in the mail. (Because I need a quicker way to get rid of gear and item drops. I am not going to be the only one doing it either.)
- Sporadic events (because someone needs help with a boss.)
- Ranking up based on Valor, Honor and NON-TANGIBLE contributions towards the guild. (HINT: Use Plainswalkers’ theme song as the source of inspiration as to the idea of what I want in my higher ranking members.)
- We haz theme song.
- Guildmaster looks like a pirate.
- MOAR ADVENTURE!!!
(bleep)ing Ranks, how do they work?!
Initiate: Lol nubcake. You only contribute to guild vault thing, k?
Green: Meh, I guess you bawss enough to show our colors.
Full Member: Don’t know if spy. Guess you can contribute to Treasure Trove as well. >.>
Veteran: O.o…. Imma let you work out guild vault crap, but if you start stealing things imma kill you, k?
Plainswalker: Here is your Treasure Vault Access key. Now go away.
Cry Bucket: If I am not here you handle everyone’s gripes and complaints (aka “Cry”). kthxbye!
Almost Pirate: I have a life I must tend to. I need you to take charge while I am gone. Here is guild. kthxbye!!!@#C!@@#
Evil (bleep)hole: You are now officially a pirate.
Requirements to Join:
- Listened to Plainswalkers’ theme song.
- A desire to play this game like it should be played.
- Your character level > 0.
Expectations while ranked within Plainswalkers:
- You maintain your honor.
- You don’t beg for rank. If you are given rank its probably because leadership thinks you are awesome enough to handle that rank and I was like, “Idgaf” when they ask permission to promote. By the way, you need my permission to get promoted.
- If a member is n00b, you help them via giving them stuff you can’t use but they need or help them train.
- You show that you want this guild to flourish with action…. and that you REALLY want to be a pirate.
- You take advantage of the mail system when contacting your superiors.
- That you will do other things that I expect you to do that have not come across my mind yet… :|
HOW TO JOIN!!!!! OMFG YES!!!!
Send a message addressed to Zack Harte saying that you want to join Plainswalkers and a guild invite will be sent on your way as soon as I read it.
