Hello fellow citizens of Tyria! Are you tired of entering WvW alone…or running with a mindless zerg, only to lose the pack and get murked by some backstab thief or stomped by another random unorganized zerg? Well, I have a small proposition for you: join PvP Inc., of Northern Shiverpeaks.
I’m sure by now you asking yourself… really?… another scrub guild recruitment thread… What do you guys have to offer that is different from the rest?
Well, let me enlighten you, but first let me introduce myself. My name is Lamentations, the guild leader of PvP Inc., and I was appointed by vote. What that means, first of all is that, if you don’t like me you get to vote in a new guild leader if you QQ hard enough. Every member in our guild has a voice and equal opinion on guild function, the guild leader just embodies that voice and executes guild decisions. The guild officers have privileges that facilitate guild function not a rank to boss people around. In this guild you’re your own boss because none of us has the time to babysit.
So then what is PvP Inc. about? We’ll I’m sure you have realized from the guild name we love PvP. If I were to break guild activities into percentages it would be 70% WvW, 15% PvE and 15% sPvP/ tPvP. I’m sure based on those numbers you’re like, wait… wait… wait… I thought you said you guys love PvP? sPvP/tPvP only allow us to field specific numbers and we all like to play at once so that’s why there is a focus on WvW. We’re a group with strong individual personalities, but we are a tight knit group—if you offend one of us, you offend us all. In PvP, we stick together tighter than a charr war band and just as vicious.
“So…Lamentations, if that is your “real” in game name, PvP Inc. sounds like every other guild I have ever met ever. Sounds like you need me more than I need you? “
If you’re thinking that, well, in a way you’re right, but we’ve done pretty well for ourselves without you—but we understand we can do even better with new members.
So this is where you come in:
What PvP Inc. is looking for are players that want to hang with people who will laugh at times when we’re dominating, and be open yet unified when we’re not. We’re looking for members who just want to have a good time owning groups larger than ourselves. We are individuals with a strong drive to win. You could say we’re hardcore, but we all have casual schedules so it’s the best of both worlds. If you are a person who likes the odds being stacked against them and is willing to trying to rez a team member even if it lands us both on the respawn mat and laugh about it, welcome to PvP Inc. If you are member who has a busy work schedule, a family, a nagging but loving wife or girlfriend who keeps pulling you away, but you own people all day at PvP, we’re looking for you.
If you’ve have read up to this point, you may be asking yourself, “well Lamentations, what are the rules to get in this guild, sounds like something that works for me.” Well, that’s easy: for now just hang out with us, PvP, join us in ventrilo and definitely participate in WvW.
TL; DR Well if you didn’t read then you didn’t get the password for the free cookies when you join our guild. **