The baton has been passed over so for the first time I sit here composing a recruitment thread. Read… plagiarising previous version and adding my own twist to it, whilst trying to figure out what would get me to look beyond the boring stuff
Ok so here goes … let’s hope I don’t bore the reading populous (you!) senseless eh
Are you the more cough seasoned side of 21?
Ever been accused of having a rather warped or twisted sense of humour or of living in the gutter?
Do you want to consider your guildies as your friends, and for them to consider you a friend?
Enjoy participating in voice comms banter? or perhaps chewed the cud & removed a few donkey’s hind legs?
Does maturity mean more to you than not typing WTF NOOB and other such twaddle?
Do you honour commitments you make out of a sense of pride?
Do you respect that the darned thing called real life does exist, and sometimes…. just sometimes it can be a right royal pain in the arris?
Ok well if you got this far in reading, you have probably said yes to some if not most of the questions above, in that case read on my friend……
Hmm who are we? Well we’re a misfit bunch of guys and gals that love our way of doing things…….now let’s see if our way is like your way eh….
We are looking for more people like us, hmm now how the heck can I describe us……
…aha I got it…….Squirrels……….no no no, not Secret Squirrels ….. I mean nuts…….
Yep quite frankly, we talk too much in voice comms, we have rather warped twisted and sometimes downright disgusting senses of humor, of course that wouldn’t be me
Our non English members have definitely all learned the worst parts of the English language first that said us lot from the UK are far far from innocent……….
Everyone has their different things they love to do in a game, but ALL of us love to hang out with our fellow guildies who we are all happy to call friends. Gaming is very much a social thing for us.
So if you’re like us (see above) and see maturity as more than just not QQ when something goes wrong, typing leet speak and acting like a down right (insert own derogatory word of choice) then the sad diagnosis is that you might fit in here, and be happy to call our little community your home.
We are happy that we have a nice mixture of folk, some love the idea of team play in dungeons or pvp, some are here for the social aspect only, so maybe we have what you need
If you got all the way down to here, and are NOT thinking what a load of old twaddle then perhaps you might like to have a mooch around our website and take a look-see and even might fancy dropping us an application eh
http://sarcastic-malevolence.co.uk
Regards, best wishes and happy gaming.
Sarcastic Malevolence – Twisted humour as pure as it gets!!
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