Guild Wars 2

You’ve seen your share of carnage. Standing in a sanguine pool, eternally, your visage focuses skyward and is met by the wanton pale disc of mankind’s lunacy – hark! Steel yourself for the dawn to come, clammy, goosefleshed skin cool in the evening wind. Why? You’ve asked yourself precisely six times. Why, indeed? Because there are no pants.

Yes, the Unrepentant Gaming community welcomes you to enjoy tales of derring-do, beverages of derring-do, and dirigibles of don’ting dare. While the Guild Wars 2 community ages like a graceful cheese in equatorial humid summer, one guild has the foundation to persevere and thrive through keg brawling, fractalling, wubwubing, jump-puzzling, another item in a listing, dunjonning, and more.

Even better, our community reaches tendril-like into a few other choice games as well. Nameless they will remain in this post, but sure as “moist” describes good chocolate cake, you can find plenty of information foisted upon your eyes by traveling the electric sheep trail to the house of Uey.

We appear in Tyria on Stormbluff Isle on the third day of each harvest moon coated in chicken feathers and stale Norn ale. Our app process is in-friggin’-tense – we seek the highest quality adult-minded doods and doodettes who are funloving, down-to-earth, tolerant and respectful to their fellows. Your journey will be short and intense. Find us you must, for the sake of your very soul.

See what all the fuss is about. Run, don’t walk. Cruise for a bruise. Unrepent, for the End is nigh. You will find a strong, awesome home in the dark recesses of the Internet, or madness will take hold of your mind as you’re gently ushered away to the uncaring void of other guilds.

It seems you have only one clear option.

A commercial was even made featuring our fabulous pantslessness! We wound up selling the rights to our commercial to Dockers for Beer & Sausage…and yours truly worked out that deal. They wanted to pay us with money….pffft.

come join the community large enough and active enough to weather through the revolving door that is free to play mmos. We will be here long after your other guild loses interest and leaves you lonely jaded and bitter.

pirates 4 life.

Money has nothing on true quality sausage for currency.

http://honest-food.net/cured-meat/

Phlogus.2371:

Money has nothing on true quality sausage for currency.

Sausage is great, but it has nothing on the awesomeness that is known by mere mortals as cheese.

TMcMahon

http://honest-food.net/2009/06/11/wild-boar-coppa-di-testa-dont-call-me-head-cheese/

We can come together and go with some head cheese ! Alas both fine choices are improved by beer and large quantities at that. Kudos to the Unrepentant for their commercial expertise. Mmmm succulant cured meat, smooth creamy cheese, dark beer now we are ready for battle!

I don’t think there’s enough alcohol on the planet to make me brave enough to try head cheese.

Hey now!

Few things to know about The U:

• We do not hold / or claim to be fictitious positions of authority like Sentinels, Defenders, Crusaders or Guardians.

• We’re not a metaphor of whatever ferocious animal the pre-teen Guild Leader thought was cool at some point in his life when he created the Guild, such as Wolves, Dragons, Ravens or Zephyrs.

• We have no mean sounding words that were influenced by titles of Chuck Norris movies, words like Vengeance, Retribution & Swagger.

• We don’t use a play on words in a vain attempt to be funny, like “It hurts when I PvP” or “Hitz from the Bong”. We leave the comedy to the Professionals, as Rodney Dangerfield doesn’t play GW2.

• And last but not least, we use no Latin words that sound cool, but have no idea what the hell they mean.

We’re simply Unrepentant.

You want in? Hit us up!

Trust me, your mother will be as proud of you as she is of me.

Faction.4013:

• And last but not least, we use no Latin words that sound cool, but have no idea what the hell they mean.

To be fair, I reserve the right to use cool-sounding Latin words, but only because I know what they mean.

Omnis vincit crustulae!

I endorse this house, invertebrate community and/or pants-less corner of gaming-like people

Seriously though, it’s funnerific! I’m baking the cake

(Ueys: there will be no cake. —or will there?)

Punching this thread in the stomach and shoving it back to the first page.

Anybody ready for some pantsless party time in WvWvW?

Did I mention the free warm cookies?

I forgot to mention the cookies, I see.

Bored this holiday weekend? Send me a tell if you’re looking for a guild and understood anything from my initial post!