Guild Wars 2

Virtus Et Vitium [VII], an established guild on Tarnished Coast is seeking out active, mature and extroverted players to further increase it’s ranks of awesomeness. We are an adult guild and we aren’t safe for the bashful nor the reserved. Your children aren’t welcome and likely not safe here. We ask that you don’t attempt to feed any of the leadership, their already out of control.

Virtus Et Vitium is latin for Virtues and Vices. If you do not know what a Virtue is and you are unaware of your Vices, come join us. We’ll gladly point out and exploit both for you and then post it all over your Facebook. But we’ll accept you and all your glorious flaws if you’ll do the same for us as well.

Every weekend we party hard and throw away time like we’re throwing away pictures of our exes. We don’t believe in anyone putting family above their gaming addiction nor their school studies or careers. This stuff is serious business! Shiney’s don’t just find themselves you know?

Oh! And if anybody has seen that jolly fat bearded idiot running around, please tell him we’d like some of our members back. The Jack Daniels and Cookies we left out apparently weren’t appetizing enough for the sob so he ate two handfuls of our members instead. And tell that Flu bug biting bum we’re also fed up with that this season. Come back next year, a little less generous.

So if you’re social and you hate Santa, have an unbelievably strong immune system, you’d be perfect for shining my boots. I mean, joining the guild. Every weekend we share in the marvelous rewards of our labors day after day with an added guild bonus to magic find as well as influential gains procured in dungeons.

We have a pack of amazing, we just need more like minded folks that aren’t scared to get naked in front of complete strangers that will stare at them. Plus, you get to hear all of our amazingly sexy voices on mumble absolutely free as a bonus. So what in the hell are you waiting for? Send me 100g to join now and I’ll consider your application.

Go sign up! www.vii.enjin.com

Best,
Vancien

I couldn’t have said it better myself!

Another amazingly successful weekend has passed and nobody was too seriously injured. Except maybe a few poor innocent by standers. But we can’t be held too accountable for where we march really. The loot is still being collected after we fed the flame legion a peanut butter and water sandwich. Needless to say it was a fun and short lived, as are most weekends. We’re looking to bring in even more that aren’t too scared to curse a perfectly good weekend away.

Please drop an officer or myself an in game mail or a private message here on the forums. I hope you hate Monday just as much as I do and find some way to not even think about it.

And since I was so inadequate by not providing any other contacts previously, perhaps I will do that now.

Contact:

Tear Of Cherokee
Khrimace
Suri Eklund
Thorn Alvis

Best,
Vancien

And again we’ll be starting our Weekend Magic Find this weekend which will run through the entire weekend as well as 24 hour dungeon influence gains. We’re also proud to be starting some “Bounty Hunting” this weekend as well. Ah, the joys in being a paid methodical murderer.

So come join us! Don’t be shy. You know you’re just dying to taste our marshmallows and moonshine. Thief does it better in the dark, just saying. And if we don’t catch you this weekend, we’ll we will eventually track you down on the Bounty List. Happy Friday!

Best,
Vancien