Mad King Jokes
Ah you people can’t come up with some Mad King jokes? I thought atleast some of the GW1 players would have some by now.
Well then let me start another one….
“Why was the Risen Chicken on the road?”
“Because he was Dead On it.”
Not claiming to have made it up myself, the only one I could translate to the Mad King, maybe widen it to Halloween in general.
What do you call a fat Mad King? A plumpking.
“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
I heard a good one in LA last night…
How do Dwarfs sleep?
Like a rock.
The Kismet
Dragonbrand
Dragonbrand
He had some pretty good ones in Guild Wars like:
“How are a Paragon and a drunkard alike?”
“Both like to shout at strangers and run around without any pants.”
Hope to see even more!
Why hasn’t anyone else join in on the fun?
Here is another one…
“Why did the Risen Bull miss his target?”
“Because he was missing a Bull’s Eye”
Hmmm… I have a feeling of deja vu.
Heres a mean one xD
“How to survive the elder dragons?”
“Run faster than Snaff!”
T.T
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Skritt”
“Skritt who”
“SHINIES!”
Ah come on people I know you all can do better.
“Why can’t a member of the Order of Whisper shout?”
“Because they can only Whisper”
Stone cold, Cappy. Stone cold.
And I see what you did there, Keiran.
Hmmm. I’m not much for making bad jokes myself, though I do hope he still makes fun of dwarves despite there being virtually none around.
This one seems more relevant now:
"I know you mortals are always interested in the future so I will give you a little preview."
"Two hundred years from now..."
"YOU ARE ALL DEAD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
@ cappy
To soon man to soon….
Anyways, this corny one should be right up mad kings alley.
What do you call a Sylvari holding a potato?!?!?!?
Potato Salad
Badoom tsss