Guild Wars 2

As a devoted charr player I’ve had little or no time for Gods. For some reason though the names of the human Gods have been resonating in my brain as I’ve been playing, and I’ve just realized why: they remind me of delicious curry dishes.

Think about it: chicken tikka Kormir? A soothing Lyssa yoghurt drink? Fresh-baked Grenth bread? Some mutton Melandru, maybe with a side of Balthazar sauce?

The only thing I havent found a good curry counterpart for is Dwayna, guess thats because I rarely browse the vegetarian alternatives.

So, am I on to something or what? Don’t tell me whoever came up with the human Gods didn’t fancy a good curry!

I think you might be on to something.

Athel.2076:

The only thing I havent found a good curry counterpart for is Dwayna, guess thats because I rarely browse the vegetarian alternatives.

Dwayna as beverage: Dwayna Artois. The only reason my mind goes there, though, is that every time I hear Malchor screaming I am forcibly reminded of a certain scene from Streetcar Named Desire.