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ok, so heres my theory: kiel will lose the vote in the end, and so she assassinates the queen to take her place in kiels mad thirst for power!
Heres my theory: You are going to kill the queen and blame it on Kiel.
My theory
the OP was dead all along
only if kiel wins the vote, and then ill start a prison riot to get kiel killed as well
Legendary weapons were a Psychological Case Study contracted by the Government.
Their purpose is to study the effects that Fluoride in water supplies had on nerds in various parts of the country. The study requires more than a year to conduct however which is the main reason that a Scavenger hunt that should only have taken 2 months to build, is taking much longer. It certainly has nothing to do with the high probability that Mrs Murdock could have fallen over in her chair again
My theory: Logan and Anise are lovers, and they killed Jennah months ago. Anise wears a wig and Jennah’s dresses for public appearances.
(not really, I love Queen Jennah :-P)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
WHERE IS MY TINFOIL HAT
My theory: Nosferatu was flickering the lights.
My theory: The Great Collapse is going to Collapse in a Greater Collapse forming the Even Greater Collapse that will lead us to Cantha.
Yo dawg ,we heard you like holes so we put a hole into your hole so you can fall while you fall.
If Kiel wins I’ll get a quaggan disguise, infiltrate their community, explain how Kiel supports drift net fishing and eating dolphin fin soup to create the Great Quaggan Uprising.
Well it currently looks like Evon is losing, so maybe it’s him instead who’ll attempt to assassinate Jennah and become queen of Kryta.
Will just have to buy multiple copies of GW2 and vote for Evon to save the Queen.
My idea is that Queen Jennah, has secretly been Evon with a wig in disguise all along.
Tybalt isn’t dead, he’s actually hiding, he’s the real head of the Order of whispers
Trehearne was working for Zaitan all along
Tyria is actually Earth 2000000 years in the future
Logan doesn’t love the Queen, he ran cus he was actually scared of Rytlock’s love
A-Net plans to add 20 new Great Sword skins and nothing for rifles and pistols
The Gods are actually the dragons
Zojja built a Time Machine to save Eir, went back in time that resulted in Snaff dying
Kodan are irresponsible, and blew up their iceberg home to get rid of trashpile
Logan is Braham’s daddy
Rox and Braham totally did it after blowing up weapons facility
Guild Housing is coming soo,n A-Net swears you guys
ok, so heres my theory: kiel will lose the vote in the end, and so she assassinates the queen to take her place in kiels mad thirst for power!
I said something like that to my guild mates.
In my opinion, Kiel working with Mai Trin. Kiel will lose, Evon will win.
Then, she’ll call for Scarlet and she’ll come with the biggest ship.
And then, she’ll free Mai Trin. Mai Trin, Scarlet and Kiel will attack Lion’s Arch, and Kiel will assassinate all council members. She will lead Lionguards to battle with Seraph.
And then, centarus will attack Divinity’s Reach. Epic battle. Seraph vs Kiel vs Centuars.
And then, Anise will assassinate the Queen, because she under dragon’s corruption; and she will become another Shiro Tagachi.
And then, Kralkatorrik will attack and destory Divinity’s Reach in 80%.
Omg, ANet, invite me to living story! Enough of festivals, time for blood!
Tybalt isn’t dead, he’s actually hiding, he’s the real head of the Order of whispers
Trehearne was working for Zaitan all along
Tyria is actually Earth 2000000 years in the future
Logan doesn’t love the Queen, he ran cus he was actually scared of Rytlock’s love
A-Net plans to add 20 new Great Sword skins and nothing for rifles and pistols
The Gods are actually the dragons
Zojja built a Time Machine to save Eir, went back in time that resulted in Snaff dying
Kodan are irresponsible, and blew up their iceberg home to get rid of trashpile
Logan is Braham’s daddy
Rox and Braham totally did it after blowing up weapons facility
Guild Housing is coming soo,n A-Net swears you guys
You missed that your herald is a dragon that’s trying to get you killed by sending you to dangerous places.
Actually Trahearne double crosssed Zhaitan because the Pale Tree is actually a Dragon Lt whose goal is to claim all the passiflora in Southsun Cove.
IT·IS·ALL·ACTUALLY·A·MURSAAT·PLAN
There, that works for any conspiracy.
Lady Kasmeer will ask Logan to marry her, he will except and Queen will get jealous and sad and cry in the players arms. Afterward the player gets to wash her feet.
Kormir is the RNG god.
Hate her more.
The pale tree is broccoli disguised as cauliflower – Jesse Ventura is on the case!
Evon kills Zommoros!! And then Miyani provides every one with a Precursor of their choice!! Yeah after sinking 200g in there!! :-/
The queen will reveal that there is no cake.
hummm i bet Thackery do not aprove the thread!
Due this thread Thackery panicked and start to arresting random citizens…
Evon is a cat in a Charr suit.
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