Guild Wars 2

Dear Anet,

My recently acquired balloon has developed a personality of its own. It routinely pulls me up in the air, drops me then floats back down to revive me, and then repeats the process of dropping me to my death.

Is this expected, or will others soon be under attack?

I think I have found the source of the problem, I believe my balloon is in fact a heffalump.

I now fear for my gold and ectos safety, as heffalumps are well known to guzzle up the things you prize.

LOL!!!

Best thing I read all day. Testing now.

Haha! you really have too much time on your hands.