Guild Wars 2

So in Lion’s Arch, we are treated to Subdirector Blingg brag about the “newest and most unique” travel destination in Tyria.

Hate to tell you this, but being unique is a singular condition. There are no degrees of uniqueness. It’s like being pregnant, or dead, or on fire. You can’t be a little pregnant. You can’t be somewhat dead. You can’t be kind of on fire.

It may seem like a little thing but it’s immersion breaking to see an Asura make such a mistake. I would almost let it slide for any other race. Almost…..

Wow, I would have never even thought of that. Good find.

While pregnancy, death, and being on fire all have stages of progression or severity, specific trimester, brain dead vs clinically dead, and somewhat on fire vs completely engulfed in flame, I still see your point. But then again, he is really just a travel destination salesman who’s saying what he’s paid to say.

Also, you RACIST!!!!

Asura are also known for their exaggeration. This strikes me as similar to that.

Also, I always thought it was con-sorsh-ee-um (with the ee sort of swallowed and short — con-sorsh-mm), not con-sort-ee-um.

The queen called Don, she would like you to stop using her English so badly. :P

Donari.5237:

Also, I always thought it was con-sorsh-ee-um (with the ee sort of swallowed and short — con-sorsh-mm), not con-sort-ee-um.

No no.. It is and always has been pronounced con-sort-ee-um.

When talking to an inferior species, the asura have a tendency to play to other race’s emotions. It’s like some type of joke and superiority complex.

“Yes! Buy these delicious apples, human. We’ve taken great painstaking measures to ensure that these apples are indeed the reddest hue of red available nowhere else!”

Miflett.3472:

When talking to an inferior species, the asura have a tendency to play to other race’s emotions. It’s like some type of joke and superiority complex.

“Yes! Buy these delicious apples, human. We’ve taken great painstaking measures to ensure that these apples are indeed the reddest hue of red available nowhere else!”

Lies, Tybalt was a Charr!

abstieg.1782:

Miflett.3472:

When talking to an inferior species, the asura have a tendency to play to other race’s emotions. It’s like some type of joke and superiority complex.

“Yes! Buy these delicious apples, human. We’ve taken great painstaking measures to ensure that these apples are indeed the reddest hue of red available nowhere else!”

Lies, Tybalt was a Charr!

Finally. Proof that my holographic Charr disguise is effective. And to think that the College of Statics rejected my thesis for it’s “impracticality”. Ha. This will show them.

What surprises me is how non-chalant magnus is about the whole idea of a possible invasion.

They were basically invaded and owned by the risen thinking they were fine cause they repelled any attacks for a hundred years.
Someone would think they would take more measures at least, but nope magnus thinks there’s no problem at all.

If the whole ‘’x invades lion’s arch succesfully’’ becomes a running gag, i’ll be laughing hard in good humour.

Snake-oil salesman at work.

Cheers!

Now Blingg is going to get murdered in his home for bringing shame to the entire race.