Guild Wars 2

Citizens…Coming soon, the newest and most unique resort destination in all of Tyria! Brought to you by the Consortium!

CITIZENS!

15char

5th’d!

I felt like I was gonna go crazy!

let’s make NPCs advertising really really annoying so it’s just like in reallife! Woot for realism!

I swear I’ll be hearing that in my sleep! that and the mail bleep :/

they need message suppression for NPCs

Here’s hoping the karka get him…

Citizens! coming soon…. my fist though the computer screen.

Have the karka eat him

Lol love this post :p best way to put it

Hi
Where do you go after you question this guy please?

Turn audio to a language other than English and you can’t hear him anymore

First, you find the nearest friendly local tree and extract wood from it. Then you go back to Blingg, punch him against the wall and tie him there, stick a log in his mouth, tie the log so that it stays put and he can’t spit it out and THEN you go to Hanto Trading Post in Caledon Forest.

arrownin.3128:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnbuOTXFkL0

I burst out laughing so madly! Hahaha!

Are you being serious?

I would give my right arm to shut that Asura up.

But yeah, you should have gotten a map fragment in mail after threatening him pointing you to Hanto Trading Post in Caledon. Unfortunately, as of now, the next step is most likely bugged.

He tells it to every single person that shows up in his range. I would consider that a serious oversight in design. I hope they shut him up, he’s not necessary – he can just as easily send us an email when it’s ready.

Arquin.1349:

I would give my right arm to shut that Asura up.

But yeah, you should have gotten a map fragment in mail after threatening him pointing you to Hanto Trading Post in Caledon. Unfortunately, as of now, the next step is most likely bugged.

thank you friend,sorry for doubting you :o

arrownin.3128:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnbuOTXFkL0

THIS.

Lil Puppy.5216:

He tells it to every single person that shows up in his range. I would consider that a serious oversight in design. I hope they shut him up, he’s not necessary – he can just as easily send us an email when it’s ready.

Oh great, an E-mail? Just what was needed, instead of spamming his speech over and over again in game, he should instead fill our real mail addresses with the exact same speech every 2 seconds.

Turn your dialog volume to 0 in sound options.

You’re welcome.

OMG ROFL LMAO I LOVE that VIDEO! I love this thread <3

that AND the charr guy warning about the impending danger of the dungeon.

Yes please shut him up asap and please dont make such NPCs in the future, especially near an event and/ dungeon entrance where he spams and lags the whole chat(plus folks ears) in 30 seconds! Made the area feel so chaotic… And send a team member out there to listen to him for 4 minutes to rly remember not to do it again

While at it , some older NPCs, who`ve "seen creatures of metal and steel " or are otherwise traumatized and stuck on a moment – maybe tone down the frequency of their repeated speech too …I guess the idea is that even a player who breezes through areas can hear all dia/monologues, but I think it might be fun for even such players to hear something new next time they breeze through, and many of the many many players who stand around a bit in town chattin/crafting etc would rly appreciate less repetition ! Cheers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnbuOTXFkL0

/15 char

Please make him stop talking!!!!

After finishing fractal level 2 you will be teleported to a room, than you see suddenly the Lions Arch screen, you are split from your party (and of course can’t reconect to them) and than the boss is coming to you…

CITIZIEN!
CITIZIEN!
CITIZIEN!
CITIZIEN!
CITIZIEN!
CITIZIEN!
CITIZIEN!
CITIZIEN!
CITIZIEN!
CITIZIEN!

All night long…

Sorry, but random disconects are kitten and if I’m than in front of this kitten NPC, than this is very kitten.

All I could think of when I saw him was…

“Stay a while, and listen!”

Darknass.1903:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnbuOTXFkL0

/15 char

Ah haha, it’s so funny because of your signature.

arrownin.3128:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnbuOTXFkL0

Made this video to express my thoughts on this character. He is so cute I could just eat him up. Literally.

LMAO! Awesome job on the video!

Darknass.1903:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnbuOTXFkL0

/15 char

lol that video is the best thing to come out of this entire event.

I cannot agree more. It’s kitten our ears.

And here I thought nothing could drive me insane as much as Tick, tock, the mouse ran up the clock, and time swallowed it whole – tail and all! did…

Bella.3502:

And here I thought nothing could drive me insane as much as Tick, tock, the mouse ran up the clock, and time swallowed it whole – tail and all! did…

Augh don’t remind me!

Why is it always the Asura driving us crazy?

I politely asked him to be more considerate and slow down with his announcement because it is annoying. He seemed very understanding, as he kept repeating “It makes sense”.

Or…maybe…..possibly I misheard and he said….. “citizens” ?

At least the Infinity Coil Commander can be killed. This guy, on the other hand, makes me wish I had a new racial ability for my Norn character: Punt, a simple ability that would just boot annoying Asura NPCs into another zone.

“I have an idea. We’ll make this character say something when talked to.”

“Yes, go on.”

“…No matter who talks to him.”

“GENIUS”

“And EVERYONE can hear it! It doesn’t only play when YOU talk to him!”

“AMAZING IMPLEMENT IT NOW”

For the love of god, he has to SHUT UP!
CITIZENS!

CITIZENSCITIZENSCITIZENSCITIZENSCITIZENSCITIZENSCITIZENSCITIZENSCITIZENS

I already see and hear him when i close my eyes… only the dead knows peace from this evil.

Brought to you by, The Consortium!

I keep thinking he belongs on radio. Thankfully I didn’t stay around to listen to him.

Hello, I’d like to…

“Citizens — coming soon…”

Err, I just wanted to comment on…

“Citizens — coming soon…”

Quiet you! I think that special npc emotes…

“Citizens — coming soon…”

Oh for kitten’s sake, pardon me for a moment…

“Citizens — coming… hey, wait, no not the face!” whack

Ok, now that that’s taken care of…

Please change the coding for special npcs (such as our now unconscious friend, Subdirector Blingg) with area emotes to not trigger every 3 seconds. I don’t know if it is triggered by a player approching, or interacting with them, or what, but I don’t need to see their lines repeated back-to-back or even restarting over themselves.

Also, you technically can’t modify “unique” with degrees. Something is either unique or not unique. “Most unique” just sounds silly.

Billy Mays has been resurrected…as an Asuran NPC.

Now that’s unique.

CITIZENS! CITIZENS!

Brought to you by — CITIZENS

And when u get dced, and can’t rejoin your group… u want to adopt the VIOLENCE and drop the VIOLETS all over that asuran’s behind.

The finale of the event should just be a 30 minute cut scene of this npc being slowly drawn and quartered.

Citizens! You are now reading this in my voice! Courtesy of…The Consortium!

I vote to stuff him into one of those alien things.

i tried to add him to my blocked list. FIVE TIMES.
now i got 5 random people who were randomly added. AND HE STILL WONT BE QUIET.

goes back to looking for fan art of him being killed