Checked post history, saw the same post recycled ad nauseam.
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One Angry Brotha — Stafro Elementalist
Once in a While Mediocre Commander
#ETSummer2014BandWagon
Yeah…I’m sorry guys! I totally thought that because we went up 4 ranks the past week we’d get a match up to make us cry.
Well….think of it this way….You guys get to practice holding and defending tactics for next week while we get to….uh…while we…uh..don’t. :/
Features Manager for www.yaks-bend.com
“We are a WvW organization! We don’t throw tea parties!
We burn them to the ground and put the teddy bears to death!”
Features Manager for www.yaks-bend.com
“We are a WvW organization! We don’t throw tea parties!
We burn them to the ground and put the teddy bears to death!”
Bloody random matchups. Horrible week for you guys, boring week for us, with us likely to grow lazy and losing our edge just before season 1 starts. Thanks Anet.
So…. ET finally gets to be red again…. but we get YB in this matchup…… ah makes me remember the days when ET had 15 people on reset trying to hold our keep in EB.
So…. ET finally gets to be red again…. but we get YB in this matchup…… ah makes me remember the days when ET had 15 people on reset trying to hold our keep in EB.
I belive it’s some bad Karma… Last matchup we were red, we got matched against Kaineng(14) and HoD(18)… Now we’re facing Yak’s Bend(10) and SF(19).
I belive that when i wake up, everything on EB will be blue… But at least we can have some fun defending the overlook… Or making Heroic stands on Mendon’s Gap…
Greetings from Yaks Bend! Hope you guys have a good week. You guys had a pretty clever tactic going on. Barely show up in EBG, bore our guild into leaving, and then you guys sweep in with your real crew after prime time. You clever sods, you. Well played.
Well i hope Yaks has fun in silver with SoS, SBI, Mag once the leagues start.
Oh never fear! They’ll stomp through us. lol Though it seems SBI will be gold tier, so it’ll be SoS and Mag…then see what IoJ has to offer us since we haven’t fought them since the bandwagon!
Features Manager for www.yaks-bend.com
“We are a WvW organization! We don’t throw tea parties!
We burn them to the ground and put the teddy bears to death!”
I have to be happy…..I’ve spent all night doing school work and transcribing an interview! This is the closest I’ve been to our match-up all night! lol If I’m not happy I’ll be too upset to get my work done and we can’t have that!
Features Manager for www.yaks-bend.com
“We are a WvW organization! We don’t throw tea parties!
We burn them to the ground and put the teddy bears to death!”
Well, thanks Yaks for all those loot bags, specifically the guild [LOOT]
Congrats on winning this week! Now that you scared our fairweathers out, we should sit in 3rd all week.
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Because censorship is the most important part of the MMO business.
Congrats on winning this week! Now that you scared our fairweathers out, we should sit in 3rd all week.
Well…October is the “scary” month, right?
Features Manager for www.yaks-bend.com
“We are a WvW organization! We don’t throw tea parties!
We burn them to the ground and put the teddy bears to death!”
Greetings from Yaks Bend! Hope you guys have a good week. You guys had a pretty clever tactic going on. Barely show up in EBG, bore our guild into leaving, and then you guys sweep in with your real crew after prime time. You clever sods, you. Well played.
Cheers, GLHF
hmmm, lets see. We had a que in our bl because SF and YB both had que sized zergs in our bl. So that left TFI’s 10 man group to defend EB. Trust me, we felt left out too…
Well, thanks Yaks for all those loot bags, specifically the guild [LOOT]
Congrats on winning this week! Now that you scared our fairweathers out, we should sit in 3rd all week.
Are you from STaR? You guys left the map after we wiped u twice.
Rheayas – 80 Guardian
Guild Leader Of [LOOT]
Yaks Bend Allaince Commander [YBA]
Well this is a stupid match up, just saw Yak’s Bend running around with about 5 Omegas and about 30 people in and otherwise empty SF bl. I’ve ran around solo for 2 hours now and only found like 3 people to fight. On the plus side I guess I can have 24/7 outnumered buff
Well, thanks Yaks for all those loot bags, specifically the guild [LOOT]
Congrats on winning this week! Now that you scared our fairweathers out, we should sit in 3rd all week.
Are you from STaR? You guys left the map after we wiped u twice.
Yes.
Actually we left after your seige wiped us, no worries, you guys out in the open is on film. I mean seriously, you seige up camps?
We didn’t leave because of wipes, in fact, we had the outnumbered up all the time so we enjoyed the extra MF. We left to get our own BG back because no one was doing it. When we came back, you had even more numbers and still wiped on us a few times.
Then we went in EBG because our fairweathers, well they had left by then, as expected.
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Because censorship is the most important part of the MMO business.
I know. How dare we try to defend supply camps on reset night when we are trying to upgrade our keeps (which, btw, require supply to do). And we like the +5 supply buff too so we want to keep it. =)
Stormbluff Isle
Straight Outta Kryta [KRTA]
I fart in your general direction
Well this is a stupid match up, just saw Yak’s Bend running around with about 5 Omegas and about 30 people in and otherwise empty SF bl. I’ve ran around solo for 2 hours now and only found like 3 people to fight. On the plus side I guess I can have 24/7 outnumered buff
I will have to talk to our server. We are know for our golem rushes. Only having 5 will hurt our reputation. We can’t be having that!
Stormbluff Isle
Straight Outta Kryta [KRTA]
I fart in your general direction
Look up for one of my 4 WvW character (the upper line of my sig) at EB (mostly) or ET BL (unlikely). I’ll be leading a karma train over the paper stuff left behind on Yak’s Bend wrath… No upgrading, no defense… All about Exp/Wxp!
Well, thanks Yaks for all those loot bags, specifically the guild [LOOT]
Congrats on winning this week! Now that you scared our fairweathers out, we should sit in 3rd all week.
Are you from STaR? You guys left the map after we wiped u twice.
Yes.
Actually we left after your seige wiped us, no worries, you guys out in the open is on film. I mean seriously, you seige up camps?
We didn’t leave because of wipes, in fact, we had the outnumbered up all the time so we enjoyed the extra MF. We left to get our own BG back because no one was doing it. When we came back, you had even more numbers and still wiped on us a few times.
Then we went in EBG because our fairweathers, well they had left by then, as expected.
We wiped on you? haha. This guy is going to be making excuses all week I bet. I do remember your guild constantly throwing itself at Hills on YBBL. So, maybe you meant getting wiped BY us? It was fun fights, especially since you were not the only server attacking Hills. We pushed you off the at the same time we pushed the other server off, with our walls down, no supply, and of course we were outnumbered there since all servers are always outnumbered at all times!
Look up for one of my 4 WvW character (the upper line of my sig) at EB (mostly) or ET BL (unlikely). I’ll be leading a karma train over the paper stuff left behind on Yak’s Bend wrath… No upgrading, no defense… All about Exp/Wxp!
Do not delay… THE TRAIN!
Yes, I expect that this will be the case all week. I’ve joined the YB Karma Train & have already seen some amazingly stupid things from our fairweather players. Just one of many examples was at ET’s Bay where about a dozen of our finest ran straight up to the gate & started PvDing, completely ignoring not just the cannons but the boiling oil directly above their heads. This was while there were defenders inside. Unfortunately no defenders used the oil so no lessons were learnt. Not that they are likely to learn anything as demonstrated by their repeatedly standing in AC circles & dying.
If YB had a bit of smarts… they could keep the scores a bit less lop sided… dangle the carrot so to speak.. to effectively karma train more. Just saying.
Well, thanks Yaks for all those loot bags, specifically the guild [LOOT]
Congrats on winning this week! Now that you scared our fairweathers out, we should sit in 3rd all week.
Are you from STaR? You guys left the map after we wiped u twice.
Yes.
Actually we left after your seige wiped us, no worries, you guys out in the open is on film. I mean seriously, you seige up camps?
We didn’t leave because of wipes, in fact, we had the outnumbered up all the time so we enjoyed the extra MF. We left to get our own BG back because no one was doing it. When we came back, you had even more numbers and still wiped on us a few times.
Then we went in EBG because our fairweathers, well they had left by then, as expected.
We wiped on you? haha. This guy is going to be making excuses all week I bet. I do remember your guild constantly throwing itself at Hills on YBBL. So, maybe you meant getting wiped BY us? It was fun fights, especially since you were not the only server attacking Hills. We pushed you off the at the same time we pushed the other server off, with our walls down, no supply, and of course we were outnumbered there since all servers are always outnumbered at all times!
The point he is trying to make is that you had at least twice our numbers, yet every time we faced you while you wernt hiding under siege, we wiped you guys. Hell, we even wiped your Zerg (that at least 20 in it, but was probably closer to 30) in a camp with 11 guys under ac fire. Not saying you guys didn’t wipe us, just saying that the only times you did, it was because we were fighting under siege
I know. How dare we try to defend supply camps on reset night when we are trying to upgrade our keeps (which, btw, require supply to do). And we like the +5 supply buff too so we want to keep it. =)
You still couldn’t keep it.
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Because censorship is the most important part of the MMO business.
If YB had a bit of smarts… they could keep the scores a bit less lop sided… dangle the carrot so to speak.. to effectively karma train more. Just saying.
We enjoy spawn camping too much to do that. Don’t worry though, when we get bored of that we’ll let you take a few things back so we can take them again. Need that dragonite ore. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
Well, thanks Yaks for all those loot bags, specifically the guild [LOOT]
Congrats on winning this week! Now that you scared our fairweathers out, we should sit in 3rd all week.
Are you from STaR? You guys left the map after we wiped u twice.
Yes.
Actually we left after your seige wiped us, no worries, you guys out in the open is on film. I mean seriously, you seige up camps?
We didn’t leave because of wipes, in fact, we had the outnumbered up all the time so we enjoyed the extra MF. We left to get our own BG back because no one was doing it. When we came back, you had even more numbers and still wiped on us a few times.
Then we went in EBG because our fairweathers, well they had left by then, as expected.
We wiped on you? haha. This guy is going to be making excuses all week I bet. I do remember your guild constantly throwing itself at Hills on YBBL. So, maybe you meant getting wiped BY us? It was fun fights, especially since you were not the only server attacking Hills. We pushed you off the at the same time we pushed the other server off, with our walls down, no supply, and of course we were outnumbered there since all servers are always outnumbered at all times!
I already congratulated you on your auto-win, there are obviously no excuses.
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Because censorship is the most important part of the MMO business.
Just like to give a big thanks to ET and SF, after last match-up I was beginning to think no one remembered what duelling was. So nice to see the windmill again. Great fights roaming, obviously the last matchup made me rusty with all the unbalanced fights and opponents running away. You guys have some great roamers, and I got my kitten handed to me more than once last night. Love the 1v1s, 2v2s, 3v3s, etc… Keep it up!
So, thanks for actually fighting. This is going to be a fun week
Just like to give a big thanks to ET and SF, after last match-up I was beginning to think no one remembered what duelling was. So nice to see the windmill again. Great fights roaming, obviously the last matchup made me rusty with all the unbalanced fights and opponents running away. You guys have some great roamers, and I got my kitten handed to me more than once last night. Love the 1v1s, 2v2s, 3v3s, etc… Keep it up!
So, thanks for actually fighting. This is going to be a fun week
All people did in our last match was run also, it was sad
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Look up for one of my 4 WvW character (the upper line of my sig) at EB (mostly) or ET BL (unlikely). I’ll be leading a karma train over the paper stuff left behind on Yak’s Bend wrath… No upgrading, no defense… All about Exp/Wxp!
Do not delay… THE TRAIN!
Yes, I expect that this will be the case all week. I’ve joined the YB Karma Train & have already seen some amazingly stupid things from our fairweather players. Just one of many examples was at ET’s Bay where about a dozen of our finest ran straight up to the gate & started PvDing, completely ignoring not just the cannons but the boiling oil directly above their heads. This was while there were defenders inside. Unfortunately no defenders used the oil so no lessons were learnt. Not that they are likely to learn anything as demonstrated by their repeatedly standing in AC circles & dying.
Still gotta give props to YB people, you guys are always willing to admit the issue with the fairweather zergs. It is expected on our side too, we know how it is…The awful PVE masses see ‘an easy match’ and then all of the sudden you got a bunch of WvW pros running around.
we really have no one to blame but Anet for these lopsided matchups. Rarely does an even matchup ever happen. It’s usually roll over the enemy or get rolled yourself and Anet still refuses to admit they’re wrong and their system is flawed.
