Guild Wars 2

Nikkinella.8254:

Even though you often outnumber us, you’re still coming in far behind us. The servers are pretty evenly matched this time. They just have no idea what teamwork is. The problem is all the kids rage quit when they start getting stomped. They do have the manpower to face us, they just stopped logging in after awhile and are now just getting farmed by us. If you guys could fight as well on the field as you can talk crap in the forums, maybe you wouldn’t be getting spawn camped by us.

1. Yak’s Bend has the numbers/coverage advantage in this matchup.
2. Yak’s Bend is, relatively speaking, one of the worst open field servers we’ve fought.

Oozo.7856:

1. Yak’s Bend has the numbers/coverage advantage in this matchup.
2. Yak’s Bend is, relatively speaking, one of the worst open field servers we’ve fought.

Yep. Yak’s is horrible and can only zerg. That’s the rote line whenever you lose in WvW after all.

I’ll give NSP the credit though, they’ll keep fighting.

Pretty Pixie.8603:

Oozo.7856:

1. Yak’s Bend has the numbers/coverage advantage in this matchup.
2. Yak’s Bend is, relatively speaking, one of the worst open field servers we’ve fought.

Yep. Yak’s is horrible and can only zerg. That’s the rote line whenever you lose in WvW after all.

I’ll give NSP the credit though, they’ll keep fighting.

I give credit where credit is due. Even people who dislike me would admit that much. We have not run across anyone from Yak’s Bend who can handle themselves well in an even number open field fight all week. From what I can tell, most of Yak’s Bend runs zerker builds and try to rely on numbers to win and/or fighting with siege support from a nearby tower or keep.

Nikkinella.8254:

Even though you often outnumber us, you’re still coming in far behind us. The servers are pretty evenly matched this time. They just have no idea what teamwork is. The problem is all the kids rage quit when they start getting stomped. They do have the manpower to face us, they just stopped logging in after awhile and are now just getting farmed by us. If you guys could fight as well on the field as you can talk crap in the forums, maybe you wouldn’t be getting spawn camped by us.

Spawn camping is not a sign of superiority, it’s a sign of superior kittenbaggery lol. It’s the lowest of the low blows. It’s the kick below the belt, the cleverly hidden brass knuckles, the salt rubbed in the wound, the dirt thrown in the eyes, the punch to the kidney… I could go on lol.

Secondly, if NPC guards are present, it isn’t worthy of being considered Fight Club.

I agree, I don’t like spawn camping because I hated being spawn camped myself when we are outnumbered. That said, there is more than one way out of spawn.

maybe it’s just a time of day thing, but I have to agree: YB isn’t very good at open field fighting compared to most other servers we’ve played. this doesn’t mean they never win, just that when they do we almost never feel like we got outplayed — we just got outnumbered.

from what I’ve seen, NSP is much better, although their population disadvantage is very apparent.

-ken

Snowreap.5174:

maybe it’s just a time of day thing, but I have to agree: YB isn’t very good at open field fighting compared to most other servers we’ve played. this doesn’t mean they never win, just that when they do we almost never feel like we got outplayed — we just got outnumbered.

from what I’ve seen, NSP is much better, although their population disadvantage is very apparent.

-ken

We are used to being outnumbered, double teamed, and beaten black and blue. The fair weathers will come out for rest and PVE if were going to get spanked. But a fair number of us just try to find good fights and not worry too much about PPT.

The next few weeks will be harsh for us though with everyone out to spawn camp Devon. I expect to see many people transfer out just so that they don’t have to pay the price for Devon announcing he was going to play on NSP.

All i ever see from EB when they lose(no matter who to) is “Waaaaaa you have more numbers than us! Waaaa but your open field 1v1 suxxorz.” It is never that you guys are outclassed/outskilled, even ages back when it was the old YB/Mag/EB matches it was always the same thing that YB and Mag had more ppl than you and we both sucked at 1v1’s and all we ever did was zerg. Why don’t you grow some balls and admit that sometimes your skill is not as good as you think it is and stop being whiny little kittens.

Being non bias and looking at both EBay and Yaks. You are both equally horrible open fieldwise. Watching you both saying the other is bad. Is like watching a boxing match with a blind guy vers a guy with no arms.

That is all.

Ty

moutzaheadin.4029:

Being non bias and looking at both EBay and Yaks. You are both equally horrible open fieldwise. Watching you both saying the other is bad. Is like watching a boxing match with a blind guy vers a guy with no arms.

That is all.

Ty

XOXO still unimpressed.

Few thoughts before reset.

1. During reset night, Ebay had the floor wiped with them on most maps. On eternal you were pushed into Overlook and you went turtle. Yes you defeated our attempts to take OL but we wiped the rest of the map. Thank you for the turtle btw. Very easy to take your towers when you refuse to defend.

2. The reason you dont have numbers is your server quit.

3. Blah Blah Roamers Blah Blah, you want small fights go to spvp. If you think we are going to be fair , think again, this is WvW.

4. The guy who raged and destroyed his gw2 CD. Honestly you have just made my month. Honestly best thing I could have heard.

5. We trebbed your spawn because you were hiding in it and its hilarious. We are the Evil Empire.

6. Yes we are the low of the low. I will build 10 ballistas and shot them into your spawn. Dont kill my troops, I wont camp your spawn.

7. Open field fighting? Rofl.

8. Yes we use siege support, your failure to do so makes you bad. Not taking an advantage doesnt make you honorable it makes you stupid.

quickflash.6314:

Few thoughts before reset.

1. During reset night, Ebay had the floor wiped with them on most maps. On eternal you were pushed into Overlook and you went turtle. Yes you defeated our attempts to take OL but we wiped the rest of the map. Thank you for the turtle btw. Very easy to take your towers when you refuse to defend.

2. The reason you dont have numbers is your server quit.

3. Blah Blah Roamers Blah Blah, you want small fights go to spvp. If you think we are going to be fair , think again, this is WvW.

4. The guy who raged and destroyed his gw2 CD. Honestly you have just made my month. Honestly best thing I could have heard.

5. We trebbed your spawn because you were hiding in it and its hilarious. We are the Evil Empire.

6. Yes we are the low of the low. I will build 10 ballistas and shot them into your spawn. Dont kill my troops, I wont camp your spawn.

7. Open field fighting? Rofl.

8. Yes we use siege support, your failure to do so makes you bad. Not taking an advantage doesnt make you honorable it makes you stupid.

Don’t cut yourself on all that edge bro. The Spvp remark is also gold.
“Back to Spvp they said”
“It would be fun they said”
=Spvp
=Fun
Pick one

>Yak’s bend relies on numbers and is bad at open field tactics

Sounds OK to me boss. If we assume Yak’s Bend is a bunch of bad players but with a numerical advantage, then I’d say the main focus for the server should be on communication, as you can’t really warp the mindset of a massive wad of zerkers. Better sentry and herald work will do the server the most good the fastest.

In other news, Omega Seige Golems can hold boomboxes. Good times.

moutzaheadin.4029:

Being non bias and looking at both EBay and Yaks. You are both equally horrible open fieldwise. Watching you both saying the other is bad. Is like watching a boxing match with a blind guy vers a guy with no arms.

That is all.

Ty

NSP – Best Warbanner Rezzers NA

Gray Fox.9178:

>Yak’s bend relies on numbers and is bad at open field tactics

Sounds OK to me boss. If we assume Yak’s Bend is a bunch of bad players but with a numerical advantage, then I’d say the main focus for the server should be on communication, as you can’t really warp the mindset of a massive wad of zerkers. Better sentry and herald work will do the server the most good the fastest.

In other news, Omega Seige Golems can hold boomboxes. Good times.

Communication doesn’t do much when there is a 50 man blob with omega golems vs <10 people on a map.

Dear Yaks Warrior Major from [ODG],

Great fight on OL’s front lawn. Had our friends not eventually joined in I think that might have went on forever, it seemed ages as it was lol. Your durability was most impressive. Don’t think I ever got you below 30% HP.

Oozo.7856:

moutzaheadin.4029:

Being non bias and looking at both EBay and Yaks. You are both equally horrible open fieldwise. Watching you both saying the other is bad. Is like watching a boxing match with a blind guy vers a guy with no arms.

That is all.

Ty

NSP – Best Warbanner Rezzers NA

Not gonna lie, I like Oozo’s videos. It’s kinda creepy how he has them for just about every situation. It’s like.. Oozo’s always watching….

Warbanners are awesome (just another reason to stack warriors, I guess!)

styx.7294:

Oozo.7856:

moutzaheadin.4029:

Being non bias and looking at both EBay and Yaks. You are both equally horrible open fieldwise. Watching you both saying the other is bad. Is like watching a boxing match with a blind guy vers a guy with no arms.

That is all.

Ty

NSP – Best Warbanner Rezzers NA

Not gonna lie, I like Oozo’s videos. It’s kinda creepy how he has them for just about every situation. It’s like.. Oozo’s always watching….

Warbanners are awesome (just another reason to stack warriors, I guess!)

It’s actually quite effective. Nothing but guardians, warriors, and stealth (mesmers and thieves). Guardians and warriors bring high uptime on stability to get the banner off and mesmers and thieves provide stealth for the downed to buy time to get the banner off.

War banners are huge in those 15v15 GVGs. Haven’t seen roaming groups totally built around using war banner until NSP.

Oozo.7856:

moutzaheadin.4029:

Being non bias and looking at both EBay and Yaks. You are both equally horrible open fieldwise. Watching you both saying the other is bad. Is like watching a boxing match with a blind guy vers a guy with no arms.

That is all.

Ty

NSP – Best Warbanner Rezzers NA

Can’t argue that it isn’t a good tactic, despite how annoying it is to deal with. Also it is sad that most of those fights, at the least the ones with Holy/tM/SPCA, were ruined by adds from both sides and then sometimes Yaks Bend. Still good fights, good luck with your next matchup.

Edit: Double post. Forums acting funny (first post didn’t show up until later).

Oozo.7856:

styx.7294:

Oozo.7856:

moutzaheadin.4029:

Being non bias and looking at both EBay and Yaks. You are both equally horrible open fieldwise. Watching you both saying the other is bad. Is like watching a boxing match with a blind guy vers a guy with no arms.

That is all.

Ty

NSP – Best Warbanner Rezzers NA

Not gonna lie, I like Oozo’s videos. It’s kinda creepy how he has them for just about every situation. It’s like.. Oozo’s always watching….

Warbanners are awesome (just another reason to stack warriors, I guess!)

It’s actually quite effective. Nothing but guardians, warriors, and stealth (mesmers and thieves). Guardians and warriors bring high uptime on stability to get the banner off and mesmers and thieves provide stealth for the downed to buy time to get the banner off.

War banners are huge in those 15v15 GVGs. Haven’t seen roaming groups totally built around using war banner until NSP.

We’ve been pushin war banner use for some weeks in the guild (actually I remember banners in general catchin my eye in the one Sars + condi bow warrior roamin video a while back) though we didn’t have many warriors until recently (like 2 days ago I had a group of 5 and it was 1 staff ele, 3 warriors, and my guardian and it was super effective). I dunno what it is but the few times we get like 3+ warriors, suddenly it feels like we’re doin much better.

We’ve also played a lotta borderland defense though and bannering keep lords while people are arrivin on the map is kinda big game.

Edit: We’re not very good at using stealth in the guild though ‘cause our thieves all suffer from some kinda weird quirk. Taquito refuses to stealth or be stealthed, Leet won’t join any group over 5, and Ejecta only communicates by interpretive dance.

CrazyCanuck.4265:

Oozo.7856:

moutzaheadin.4029:

Being non bias and looking at both EBay and Yaks. You are both equally horrible open fieldwise. Watching you both saying the other is bad. Is like watching a boxing match with a blind guy vers a guy with no arms.

That is all.

Ty

NSP – Best Warbanner Rezzers NA

Can’t argue that it isn’t a good tactic, despite how annoying it is to deal with. Also it is sad that most of those fights, at the least the ones with Holy/tM/SPCA, were ruined by adds from both sides and then sometimes Yaks Bend. Still good fights, good luck with your next matchup.

Yeah, only one real semi-clean fight which I’d admit that they won. Still though, we got first downed and they mass invised and war bannered him up. :/

styx.7294:

Oozo.7856:

styx.7294:

Oozo.7856:

moutzaheadin.4029:

Being non bias and looking at both EBay and Yaks. You are both equally horrible open fieldwise. Watching you both saying the other is bad. Is like watching a boxing match with a blind guy vers a guy with no arms.

That is all.

Ty

NSP – Best Warbanner Rezzers NA

Not gonna lie, I like Oozo’s videos. It’s kinda creepy how he has them for just about every situation. It’s like.. Oozo’s always watching….

Warbanners are awesome (just another reason to stack warriors, I guess!)

It’s actually quite effective. Nothing but guardians, warriors, and stealth (mesmers and thieves). Guardians and warriors bring high uptime on stability to get the banner off and mesmers and thieves provide stealth for the downed to buy time to get the banner off.

War banners are huge in those 15v15 GVGs. Haven’t seen roaming groups totally built around using war banner until NSP.

We’ve been pushin war banner use for some weeks in the guild (actually I remember banners in general catchin my eye in the one Sars + condi bow warrior roamin video a while back) though we didn’t have many warriors until recently (like 2 days ago I had a group of 5 and it was 1 staff ele, 3 warriors, and my guardian and it was super effective). I dunno what it is but the few times we get like 3+ warriors, suddenly it feels like we’re doin much better.

We’ve also played a lotta borderland defense though and bannering keep lords while people are arrivin on the map is kinda big game.

Edit: We’re not very good at using stealth in the guild though ‘cause our thieves all suffer from some kinda weird quirk. Taquito refuses to stealth or be stealthed, Leet won’t join any group over 5, and Ejecta only communicates by interpretive dance.

Hah, yeah. People say that stealthers aren’t good for group fights. But using stealth to deny stomps, secure stomps, get rezzes, cover guardian book, cover warrior banner, etc is very useful to a group and difficult to counter.

We didn’t run into tM and friends much, but we did get some good fights in the times we did. Even last night Oozo, you weren’t on and we ran into them in a 5v5 that was a very good fight. Both sides got 1 fully stomped and then got ruined by yaks bend. There is too many factors to try to discredit one another (i.e. pugs, group comps). I’d rather leave it at what it is, good fights all around

Props to you guys, good plays and thanks for the good fights. We might get matched up again but who knows!

Oozo.7856:

moutzaheadin.4029:

Being non bias and looking at both EBay and Yaks. You are both equally horrible open fieldwise. Watching you both saying the other is bad. Is like watching a boxing match with a blind guy vers a guy with no arms.

That is all.

Ty

NSP – Best Warbanner Rezzers NA

Ok , i watched it .. After further review. you are one creepy kitten dood lol , singing to yourself as you are killing my clones.. then when i go down , you make a sex like voice lmfao.

im not even sure if this was any clean fight. this was just prodding at your 15 man buzzsaw on reset night if i remember right.

Lets not forget , noone in the game ,i repeat NOONE in this game , has more pocket refuges thieves then you. lol

gg , maybe next time ill see more of you. for whatever reason i looked and couldnt find any |AD| all week. reset night aside ofcourse.

moutzaheadin.4029:

Oozo.7856:

moutzaheadin.4029:

Being non bias and looking at both EBay and Yaks. You are both equally horrible open fieldwise. Watching you both saying the other is bad. Is like watching a boxing match with a blind guy vers a guy with no arms.

That is all.

Ty

NSP – Best Warbanner Rezzers NA

Ok , i watched it .. After further review. you are one creepy kitten dood lol , singing to yourself as you are killing my clones.. then when i go down , you make a sex like voice lmfao.

im not even sure if this was any clean fight. this was just prodding at your 15 man buzzsaw on reset night if i remember right.

Lets not forget , noone in the game ,i repeat NOONE in this game , has more pocket refuges thieves then you. lol

gg , maybe next time ill see more of you. for whatever reason i looked and couldnt find any |AD| all week. reset night aside ofcourse.

That was Rich singing, not me. :P

As far as there being 15 of us. Look at the minimap, we clearly had 25+. It offends me that anyone would think we run with any less than that.

Oh , then i am sorry , Rich , you are creepy kitten.

my mistake lol.

moutzaheadin.4029:

Oh , then i am sorry , Rich , you are creepy kitten.

my mistake lol.

Rich has talked about the color of underwear in the middle of combat, so yeah lol.

does anyone else enjoy posting the lad guy weekly does anyone else as much as i do posts as much as i do

edit: o i already posted earlier this week

moutzaheadin.4029:

Oh , then i am sorry , Rich , you are creepy kitten.

my mistake lol.

He is creepy.

Oozo.7856:

moutzaheadin.4029:

Oh , then i am sorry , Rich , you are creepy kitten.

my mistake lol.

He is creepy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAifD02UeKM

I realize you were probably too distracted by commanding your 50 man zerg, but you should open those chests. They have shiny things in them!

Flerch.4817:

I realize you were probably too distracted by commanding your 50 man zerg, but you should open those chests. They have shiny things in them!

Pretty sure I’m better at looting than you are.

Oozo.7856:

moutzaheadin.4029:

Oh , then i am sorry , Rich , you are creepy kitten.

my mistake lol.

He is creepy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAifD02UeKM

kittens. I have no idea why I team up with or against any of you. None of you take this seriously enough! Is this some kind of game to you? kitten -off!

cya later tonight

Oozo.7856:

Flerch.4817:

I realize you were probably too distracted by commanding your 50 man zerg, but you should open those chests. They have shiny things in them!

Pretty sure I’m better at looting than you are.

It’s easy to loot when you zerg as hard we do. Man that video is pretty old, game felt alot more fun back then. #tug_lyfe

Oozo.7856:

Flerch.4817:

I realize you were probably too distracted by commanding your 50 man zerg, but you should open those chests. They have shiny things in them!

Pretty sure I’m better at looting than you are.

Hahaha, I remember when you first posted this. I lol’d.

Also:

he has them for just about every situation. It’s like.. Oozo’s always watching….

Point proven

helo everyone enjoy this quick clip ty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIuQVmG0cos

TY yam , i lol’d , you inspired me.

I have like 150 gigs from this matchup. before i delete them all , i had a funny one this morning.

i figure i would share.

Obs song of the day!

Sry about your cmmder chris. i didnt mean to.

It’s easy to find something relevant to any situation when you’ve posted over 12,000 movies.

This is Probably the worst Matchup ever spawned.
Having NSP troll our spawn with those XOXO tryhards ganking our siege and laughing at us for trying to play the game while having yaks zerging everything.

Having a max of 10 on the map in eternal, I try to do stuff, but I always end up getting ganked by 2-3 NSP tryhards (XOXO)
What is wrong with this game and its insane amount of trolls?

Conclusion this matchup:
Yak’s Zerg
Annoying NSP Roamers and Take advantage of our crappy Eternal presence.

Hoping to lose rating and get a fair matchup for once, as our Glicko rating is so inflated it’s funny.

Also loving that 24/7 Yak karma train in eternal, thinking they can steam roll anything
, Once we got equal numbers we completely Destroyed that Yak Karma train, I would never thought I would see that.

RazGerb.6173:

This is Probably the worst Matchup ever spawned.
Having NSP troll our spawn with those XOXO tryhards ganking our siege and laughing at us for trying to play the game while having yaks zerging everything.

Having a max of 10 on the map in eternal, I try to do stuff, but I always end up getting ganked by 2-3 NSP tryhards (XOXO)
What is wrong with this game and its insane amount of trolls?

Conclusion this matchup:
Yak’s Zerg
Annoying NSP Roamers and Take advantage of our crappy Eternal presence.

Hoping to lose rating and get a fair matchup for once, as our Glicko rating is so inflated it’s funny.

Also loving that 24/7 Yak karma train in eternal, thinking they can steam roll anything
, Once we got equal numbers we completely Destroyed that Yak Karma train, I would never thought I would see that.

I think you give yourself too much credit. I haven’t tried hard all week. Its been ez pz.

Was fun wiping that 60 Man Yak zerg in eternal multiple times with 35 in teamspeak.
Hurray for Teldec.

After Killing their commander I noticed something odd…
Is that the Gw1 Ritualist armor.. what the…

Ok 35 in TS thats very vague in what situation? field fighting, tower defense….. And how many weren’t in TS that was in your zerg. If your going to gloat tell it all not just the shiny bits.

Don’t need to, but I did do a supply count and we had about 46.
The number of dead yaks on the ground determines if we did good or not.

Well that was a chuchu train zerg lots of up levels and fair weathers people that aren’t normally in WVW. So congrats on killing uplevels.

There’s a whole lot of bad in here.

We out number you? We use tons of siege? We cant kills you in fair fights? Clickers are terrible? healers are useless?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx__fCbdUxA&feature=c4-overview&list=UU_c5me8szrav_8syKKweGew
We enjoyed farming you. Don’t forget to subscribe! Oh and congrats on the few kills you managed to get. A lot of us were using you for leveling alts and the majority of people in there were barely above level 30.

Nikkinella.8254:

We out number you? We use tons of siege? We cant kills you in fair fights? Clickers are terrible? healers are useless?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx__fCbdUxA&feature=c4-overview&list=UU_c5me8szrav_8syKKweGew
We enjoyed farming you. Don’t forget to subscribe! Oh and congrats on the few kills you managed to get. A lot of us were using you for leveling alts and the majority of people in there were barely above level 30.

What I learned from that video is that you click your skills and play in your bathroom.

Gorefiend.9675:

Nikkinella.8254:

We out number you? We use tons of siege? We cant kills you in fair fights? Clickers are terrible? healers are useless?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx__fCbdUxA&feature=c4-overview&list=UU_c5me8szrav_8syKKweGew
We enjoyed farming you. Don’t forget to subscribe! Oh and congrats on the few kills you managed to get. A lot of us were using you for leveling alts and the majority of people in there were barely above level 30.

What I learned from that video is that you click your skills and play in a bathroom.

And what does that say about you guys getting owned by clickers playing in a bathroom? Imagine what it would be like for you if we actually got serious.

Nikkinella.8254:

And what does that say about you guys getting owned by clickers playing in a bathroom? Imagine what it would be like for you if we actually got serious.

I am on TC bro. What would happen if yaks got serious? Probably be upgraded from babies to kittens. Yaks Bend has always had laughable open field skill and sub-par wvw skill.

Gorefiend.9675:

Nikkinella.8254:

We out number you? We use tons of siege? We cant kills you in fair fights? Clickers are terrible? healers are useless?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx__fCbdUxA&feature=c4-overview&list=UU_c5me8szrav_8syKKweGew
We enjoyed farming you. Don’t forget to subscribe! Oh and congrats on the few kills you managed to get. A lot of us were using you for leveling alts and the majority of people in there were barely above level 30.

What I learned from that video is that you click your skills and play in your bathroom.

Well… Nevermind clicking and bathroom.. I’m just shocked they have computers and internet down in the honky tonk.

Yeeeeeee hawwwwwww