Guild Wars 2

twentytwo.3029:

Is there a reason Evilzara is such a tremendous kitten in threads that vaguely mention EB?

Other than the obvious trolling? She tries to dish it out but she sure as hell can’t take it lol. I posted a few times in their matchup thread pointing out the fact that she used to intentionally feed her zergs to [Sekz] as a bribe when she was trying to get them to transfer (when they were on NSP before Ebay), she got all of them deleted lickity split.

I can understand why, considering they actually ended up transferring there recently… which is ridiculously pathetic in its own right.

junglizm.5843:

Nice Screen caps. Did you happen to get any of us chasing you back into the spawn from South Camp before that all happened? And Bags? Seriously? Your wet noodle hammers and PVT train couldn’t down the Moa NPC outside of spawn.

20+ Guild group and you couldn’t even break a gate camp? 3 Exits? Maybe try a flank? Pretty sure I sat with 25 stacks and full Guard buffs that entire episode diving in and out of your pathetic hammer train then logging out in utter disdain for your willingness to actually come out and fight.

BURN had scouts on both exits just begging for you guys to do something intelligent and not get farmed at your own spawn but apparently you love giving bags to the zerg….

Next time, try a side door, we will be waiting. No need to rally up your whole guild for the 8 of us ruining your camp capture. The rest of that was just epic troll opportunity.

Our guys have video of FA blobbing an 8-man DIE havoc team. So, if that’s what you mean by ‘chasing you back to spawn from south camp’, yeah, we got that. Very impressive. Everyone who was involved in that should be patting themselves on the back.

Also, for the record, my hammer isn’t a ‘wet noodle.’ It’s more of a soggy washcloth. It absorbed so many FA tears tonight, it just sorta happened. So it goes.

I’d like to offer sincere thanks to [Orb] for taking the time to GvG [RET]. We really hope that you all stay in the scene, and keep searching for challenges. You guys will grow with time, no doubt.

The upcoming patch offers a boon of convenience to guilds interested in GvGs, and we want to see a diverse field of competition as more and more guilds hopefully get involved. I’ll extend my thanks to every guild who takes time out of the week to GvG.

See you all on the field, and I hope to see you soon in the Obsidian Arena.

I had a great time roaming tonight!

EBay BL was a playground

Watching prodigy slowly go more and more manic in this thread has been the best part of the match-up.

Chilly.2087:

Ladies and gentlemen, id like to pause for a moment so we can give Ehmry Bay a round of applause for the terrific efforts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDrWrzoueac

That guy does deserve a round of applause, that is kittening hilarious. Love it.

geekanerd.4123:

junglizm.5843:

Nice Screen caps. Did you happen to get any of us chasing you back into the spawn from South Camp before that all happened? And Bags? Seriously? Your wet noodle hammers and PVT train couldn’t down the Moa NPC outside of spawn.

20+ Guild group and you couldn’t even break a gate camp? 3 Exits? Maybe try a flank? Pretty sure I sat with 25 stacks and full Guard buffs that entire episode diving in and out of your pathetic hammer train then logging out in utter disdain for your willingness to actually come out and fight.

BURN had scouts on both exits just begging for you guys to do something intelligent and not get farmed at your own spawn but apparently you love giving bags to the zerg….

Next time, try a side door, we will be waiting. No need to rally up your whole guild for the 8 of us ruining your camp capture. The rest of that was just epic troll opportunity.

Our guys have video of FA blobbing an 8-man DIE havoc team. So, if that’s what you mean by ‘chasing you back to spawn from south camp’, yeah, we got that. Very impressive. Everyone who was involved in that should be patting themselves on the back.

Also, for the record, my hammer isn’t a ‘wet noodle.’ It’s more of a soggy washcloth. It absorbed so many FA tears tonight, it just sorta happened. So it goes.

That was 8 guys or you are referring to the wrong point in the nights events. It was before you guys had to rally your whole guild from their arduous day of “testing”. You had maybe 6 or 7. It’s cool if you can’t operate at those astronomically bad odds (6v8) but no need to try and color it otherwise.

RazGerb.6173:

Da’wwwww
Is FA mad about us capping all their keeps?
Yeah lets camp EB BL and build a waypoint says FTF.
Meanwhile in Every Bl, FA proceeds to spawn camp and gank roamers.
Let’s bully the other smaller servers says FA.
Lets Chest Thump because we are zerging the other server to no return.
Pathetic.

Much Lost Respect for FA, I know its not everyone from FA, but it’s most that is ignorant about this matchup.
/Enjoying Stomping FA Zerglings when they don’t have their Zerg to support them
I’m sorry for whatever made you guys so mad, but this is just funny.

This Screenshot says it all.
Leave DIE alone for god sakes.

Superior FA tactics, we’re all bads and casuals

People love to call HAX in this game. I find myself in TS all the time defending the enemy from these accusations. Sometimes people are rewarded for coordination.

RazGerb.6173:

Da’wwwww
Is FA mad about us capping all their keeps?
Yeah lets camp EB BL and build a waypoint says FTF.
Meanwhile in Every Bl, FA proceeds to spawn camp and gank roamers.
Let’s bully the other smaller servers says FA.
Lets Chest Thump because we are zerging the other server to no return.
Pathetic.

Much Lost Respect for FA, I know its not everyone from FA, but it’s most that is ignorant about this matchup.
/Enjoying Stomping FA Zerglings when they don’t have their Zerg to support them
I’m sorry for whatever made you guys so mad, but this is just funny.

This Screenshot says it all.
Leave DIE alone for god sakes.

You need to build a bridge…

junglizm.5843:

geekanerd.4123:

junglizm.5843:

Nice Screen caps. Did you happen to get any of us chasing you back into the spawn from South Camp before that all happened? And Bags? Seriously? Your wet noodle hammers and PVT train couldn’t down the Moa NPC outside of spawn.

20+ Guild group and you couldn’t even break a gate camp? 3 Exits? Maybe try a flank? Pretty sure I sat with 25 stacks and full Guard buffs that entire episode diving in and out of your pathetic hammer train then logging out in utter disdain for your willingness to actually come out and fight.

BURN had scouts on both exits just begging for you guys to do something intelligent and not get farmed at your own spawn but apparently you love giving bags to the zerg….

Next time, try a side door, we will be waiting. No need to rally up your whole guild for the 8 of us ruining your camp capture. The rest of that was just epic troll opportunity.

Our guys have video of FA blobbing an 8-man DIE havoc team. So, if that’s what you mean by ‘chasing you back to spawn from south camp’, yeah, we got that. Very impressive. Everyone who was involved in that should be patting themselves on the back.

Also, for the record, my hammer isn’t a ‘wet noodle.’ It’s more of a soggy washcloth. It absorbed so many FA tears tonight, it just sorta happened. So it goes.

That was 8 guys or you are referring to the wrong point in the nights events. It was before you guys had to rally your whole guild from their arduous day of “testing”. You had maybe 6 or 7. It’s cool if you can’t operate at those astronomically bad odds (6v8) but no need to try and color it otherwise.

The whole hilarity of the situation made my night. The moment I saw the FA trying to contest the South Camp in CDBL from [CORE] We knew what was coming, it wasn’t the fact of the matter you had the 8-man havoc team against the 6 of us, we like fighting against the odds.

What really made me laugh was the [RET], [APS], [BURN], & [ATK] call out to come spawn camp our now 9-10 [DIE] in the invulnerable spot with at least 40 FA. We creeped out to fight you for the lawls, majority of us were out-of-combat and could have left you, but that’s not fun right? You guys got us when we managed to get about 20 guys to fight the 4 groups of 10-15 FA. So good job! (I’ll post video, but only if it’s requested).

@ATK got a video for you guys to watch. I watched and listened to you commanding, you got some of the right ideas in your videos. Just don’t chest thump and come out in a mega blob as a left side flank of pure hammers and get ahead of urselves.

the video shows u +ppt both gttin wiped , over , and over, and over by DIE in the bl’s. And GG PPT – I got a screenshot of the roster, love how 85% of it is RET … Nice cover up for ur failure

Itll all be in the video togehter

Once more thank you to all the guilds who blobbed from FA. You helped free Ehmry once and for all and realize that your blobs will be stopped. Be prepared for 2 weeks from now , Ehmry going to be even stronger. We will not run .

@[BURN]. We didn’t use the sides not cuz we are not tactical. But because were not cowards. Your blob was in the front, and I proved the will of the Legends and Ehmry will not be denied. Try again next time. Like I said before the spawn camping will not stop, you will be defeated, you will be sent back into your spawn, you will try and you will fail.

ATK+ATK commander 10-15 Left Flank, SIC +SIC commander 8 players Right Flank, APS majority center blob with fillers from RET and a few other guilds +Commander.
80 players with 3 sepearte commaners in tS.
20DIE after 6 hours of testing, which we have the fraps of the new zones we tested for Beta, looks amazing
12VOID
7 other from Ehmry , I have fraps of my /supplyinfo it was actauly 39
And just me commanding.

I bested 3 commanders.

RAM,ATK,HOPE,RET in front of Garri the other night, graned HOPE was doin range trolling . Mega blob just me and 25 DIE and 15 Ehmry, pushed u back into bay then took bay with omegas then pushed u to spawn.
3.5guilds +3.5commanders. Face the music brother, your out of your league. Theres a reason why our guild grew and are known in T1 and your a has been, that never was.

I will wait for your return to higher tier, where I can have my guild +2 allied guilds from SoR. Itll be fun times, for us at least.

Remain defeated As;penwood.

Hunt me and my guildies, but when your the one who losses , whose hunting who?
Were a guild of gentlemen we enjoy the finner things in life, cavier, expensive cars, fancy watches, and nothing is more of a luxury then your loot bags actually coming to you right in front of spawn. Thanks for saving the down time.

G.G.

Newspaper headlines in Ehmry Bay reading: We are Liberated, The blobs are crushed.

rmprodigy.4679:

Once more thank you to all the guilds who blobbed from FA. You helped free Ehmry once and for all and realize that your blobs will be stopped. Be prepared for 2 weeks from now , Ehmry going to be even stronger. We will not run .

@[BURN]. We didn’t use the sides not cuz we are not tactical. But because were not cowards. Your blob was in the front, and I proved the will of the Legends and Ehmry will not be denied. Try again next time. Like I said before the spawn camping will not stop, you will be defeated, you will be sent back into your spawn, you will try and you will fail.

ATK+ATK commander 10-15 Left Flank, SIC +SIC commander 8 players Right Flank, APS majority center blob with fillers from RET and a few other guilds +Commander.
80 players with 3 sepearte commaners in tS.
20DIE after 6 hours of testing, which we have the fraps of the new zones we tested for Beta, looks amazing
12VOID
7 other from Ehmry , I have fraps of my /supplyinfo it was actauly 39
And just me commanding.

I bested 3 commanders.

RAM,ATK,HOPE,RET in front of Garri the other night, graned HOPE was doin range trolling . Mega blob just me and 25 DIE and 15 Ehmry, pushed u back into bay then took bay with omegas then pushed u to spawn.
3.5guilds +3.5commanders. Face the music brother, your out of your league. Theres a reason why our guild grew and are known in T1 and your a has been, that never was.

I will wait for your return to higher tier, where I can have my guild +2 allied guilds from SoR. Itll be fun times, for us at least.

Remain defeated As;penwood.

Hunt me and my guildies, but when your the one who losses , whose hunting who?
Were a guild of gentlemen we enjoy the finner things in life, cavier, expensive cars, fancy watches, and nothing is more of a luxury then your loot bags actually coming to you right in front of spawn. Thanks for saving the down time.

G.G.

Newspaper headlines in Ehmry Bay reading: We are Liberated, The blobs are crushed.

G.G.

<3 Ehmry Bay Warriors – They remind me of a server I used to call home.

#LEGENDS2013 #Hatersgunnahate #Happyhunting #TYBG

PLus you had 3 ballista and 2 arrow carts. Keep in mind all these thigns are frapsd. Youll have plenty of time to see it all .

The forums need a message limit just like team chat…

#EhmryBay#Foreverfighting#Lionsheart#Courage#Strength#honor#Freedom#Blobfree#happiness#balance#restored#ppt#doesntsaveyou#gobackto#repairnpc#grabrepair
#grabkleenix#QQ

Im still laughing from last night. You guys make this game so much more fun its out worldly the joy it brings me.

Whats wrong Joey , where is the Mighty FA that trolled so hard yesterday in pms to me. Where di d you all go ? Is defeat at your own game that hard to come by?

“O Mighty Brutus Where Arth Thou”
“Tonight your guild ends”
“Glad u logged on , go look at your guild stuck at spawn "
“Sorry Brutus , but your out of luck”
“Transfer to Anvil rock you suck”
“DIE is the worst guild ever”

^Screenshots from various players, where are you guys now?

Let me guess
Series of Events

Spawn camp 8 DIE. Brutus Logs on after 15 hour workday. Guild is tired from beta testing new Gw2 content. PM brutus a flood of trash talk. Brutus comes to BL. Mega FA blob. 11 DIE join the fight. Brutus+19DIE band up with 20 Ehmry. Blob is fought outside of spawn . Blob gets nervous. Siege is built. Brutus pulls back to spawn. Thinks with the advice of the team. Team pushes out. Left flank FA wiped.Mid ranks Wiped. Right flank reeling , getting wiped on retreat. Ehmry pushes to FA spawn. FA gets farmed outside spawn. Ehmry pports to EternalBL. FA gets farmed. I log off laughing. Your still at repair npc trying to find kleenix vendor for your tears.

: }

I should have not got into working in finance and just focused on magic…its like I come into a BL and poof FA turns into lootbags, and for the grand finale I make FA disappear and teleport them to spawn.

#BrutusHoudini#Nowyouseeme#Nowyoudont

Nothing is wrong besides the conversation you are having with yourself on the forums. It is a bit concerning and I worry for your well being. You don’t go around wearing wigs and starting fires in other people’s driveways do you?

rmprodigy.4679:

I should have not got into working in finance and just focused on magic…its like I come into a BL and poof FA turns into lootbags, and for the grand finale I make FA disappear and teleport them to spawn.

#BrutusHoudini#Nowyouseeme#Nowyoudont

On average – how much time would you say you spend counting the number of people with you, the number of people against you, and the number of arrow carts, ballistas, or other siege in the vicinity? You into corporate accounting brah?

Nah. I think he must. No other explanation really. I’m just sad that DIE only fights at spawn locations. Must feel great to have those legendary defenders to fall back to.

I don’t need to count my man, just at the end of each fight I look at my stack of lootbags increase by the amount . Thanks for the profits.

The people count and laugh .

FA has you guys twisted , I fight for the people, and for honor. I am a Freedom Fighter.

I am William Wallace, I am Superman. Im rich like Batman. I get more girls than George Clooney. Got nicer suits than James Bond. Brother Im Brutus.

Im the larger then life One man Army that will drive all of FA mad. So aside from false jabs at my character, since this is a game. Where is your game related rebuttle, did you leave that with your pride in front of Ehmry spawn when you wiped?

Thank God we forced you guys into those defenders man. Not like we pushed out all the way in front of FA spawn where you had defenders and got farmed.

O wait….

In b4 you knew how to prove a point, and get proven otherwise. More victories for [DIE] and Ehmry. Forum Blob of FA banter defeated now too.

It took 9 days of [DIE] being on Ebay to have your whole server QQ and come after us and be defeated never the less . You guys choose to fight us in front of spawns, I log on for fights. Everyone in front of spawn. Use your brain a little, but don’t strain it. If we fight all the guilds /numerous guilds at one time and win. What makes you believe that any 1 guild can stand up to us on any kind of even terms . Lmao look at how pointless this is on your part.

Cmon guys where did you go ….Its been minute now!

Were are all the people posting about Ehmry Bay, Threatening them , mocking them…. where did you guys go?

Beat you don’t like it do you. [DIE] stands for having fun, showing people a good time and helping others. We were on a overstacked t1 server and CHOOSE and are HAPPY to be here with Ehmry bay. Before you talk to me about fights and skill, why don’t you detach yourself from your server blob and try an even fight. Not that I care for you to even do it , its more glorious to wipe you with 2 other guilds by your side so theres nothing to prove.

I sit now, happy and content, on my Throne, as King of the Forum, and my Castles Coffers are filled with jars of tears .
.

Bet* sorry the first word that comes to mind when thinking of FA is beat. LOL

Well now that we have that established….

This thread sucks.

UnForGivN.9652:

This thread is amazing.

Fixed. <3

This thread is better than SNL & “All That” if they were to be merged into a mega show of awesomeness. I bet the forum moderators enjoy all of this communication between servers, their guild pride, and their server pride. I know if I was a moderator for this thread, I would be enjoying my bucket of un-buttered, un-salted popcorn and a tall glass of Awesome Juice.

In all seriousness, let’s all agree to just play the game instead of trying to be the forum Emperor when we clearly already have one.

good news for my friends of Ehmry, in the spirit of the Holidays , Santa Clause is going to let us borrow his sleigh and reindeer to help us carry all the lootbags from each blob we wipe!

This thread is terrible.

Super Kruegs.8967:

FA clearly has the most players across all timezones. Once FABL was fully upgraded we have nothing to do but camp CDBL and EBBL, while all our fairweathers and pvers que the kitten out of Eternal. The PPT game is numbers anyone who doesn’t get this i just don’t get at this point in the game’s history. The only chest thump to be had is clearly we have a great community that people want to be a part of that’s why we have numbers. We have so many guild groups now that work together on maps there’s pretty much no way you guys can compete. Better fights than last week with IOJ so there’s something.

I like you. You don’t make excuses, you outright admit this is a numbers game and your server merely has the larger numbers all the time. And I agree, way better fights than last week.

Celeras.4980:

twentytwo.3029:

Is there a reason Evilzara is such a tremendous kitten in threads that vaguely mention EB?

Other than the obvious trolling? She tries to dish it out but she sure as hell can’t take it lol. I posted a few times in their matchup thread pointing out the fact that she used to intentionally feed her zergs to [Sekz] as a bribe when she was trying to get them to transfer (when they were on NSP before Ebay), she got all of them deleted lickity split.

I can understand why, considering they actually ended up transferring there recently… which is ridiculously pathetic in its own right.

I heard they did it to spite us at Ebay for some stupid thing that happened a while back. If it’s true, it makes me shake my head…be the bigger man, don’t do something to spite somebody else. If not, I hope those at BP are prepared for when Rekz decides to leave them for somebody else.

RazGerb.6173:

Da’wwwww
Is FA mad about us capping all their keeps?
Yeah lets camp EB BL and build a waypoint says FTF.
Meanwhile in Every Bl, FA proceeds to spawn camp and gank roamers.
Let’s bully the other smaller servers says FA.
Lets Chest Thump because we are zerging the other server to no return.
Pathetic.

Much Lost Respect for FA, I know its not everyone from FA, but it’s most that is ignorant about this matchup.
/Enjoying Stomping FA Zerglings when they don’t have their Zerg to support them
I’m sorry for whatever made you guys so mad, but this is just funny.

This Screenshot says it all.
Leave DIE alone for god sakes.

Gasp One of my guild members is in that photo. I’m slightly disappointed. I do try to discourage spawn camping from my guild members. So I do apologize for that.

SuperKruegs is a G. Hes not like mainstream FA, there are 2 parts to FA . Old school FA which is dope and pro , and mainstream x’fer for league blob hard FA.

[Drgn] for example , is old school. Cool post Arcane +1 for you guys.

Love,
His Majesty Brutus, King of the Forum Thread.

junglizm.5843:

Your wet noodle hammers and PVT train couldn’t down the Moa NPC outside of spawn.

I want to hear this at a bar fight.

Does posting 10 times on one page make a “king of the thread?”

Your Majesty! Tonight we will be offering a feast of loot bags in EB BL. Come one, come all!

Buy extra storage and inventory space because it’s gonna rain wooden chests!

DIE has thrown down 37 gauntlets in 3 pages of posts! Fear not these men of tights and hair elastics. There bite is like being gummed by a baby and their bark smells of alcohol and sardines!

FA shall kitten slap you

Furiousbeard.7602:

Does posting 10 times on one page make a “king of the thread?”

Your Majesty! Tonight we will be offering a feast of loot bags in EB BL. Come one, come all!

Buy extra storage and inventory space because it’s gonna rain wooden chests!

DIE has thrown down 37 gauntlets in 3 pages of posts! Fear not these men of tights and hair elastics. There bite is like being gummed by a baby and their bark smells of alcohol and sardines!

FA shall kitten slap you

Still waiting for DIE to do something significant this matchup. :P

Furiousbeard.7602:

FA shall kitten slap you

Oh god, please no! The poor kitten!

We prefer Yak Slaps.

This is what FA has done to everyone that chest thumps against them.

Furiousbeard.7602:

FA shall kitten slap you

I’ve been rereading your post and subbing in a different curse words for “kitten” each time. The images in my head range from disgusting, to hilarious, to giggity. Pretty much in that order.

I’d like to thank the Fort Aspenwood Major who let me finish the jumping puzzle in EBay borderlands just now. I wasn’t sure if you were suggesting a duel or a truce, but I’m glad you chose the way of peace. See you on the battlefield!

—I just realized it was Fort Aspenwood borderlands, which makes that an even politer gesture.

Joey.2769:

This is what FA has done to everyone that chest thumps against them.

And this is what everyone else has done to FA’s chest thumps

rmprodigy.4679:

SIC +SIC commander 8 players Right Flank

SIC had little interest in the Ebay blob at FA spawn. We have several new people we are training up before jumping in an 8v40. Sorry you misinterpreted our movements on our way out of spawn. If we wanted to come at you, we would’ve come at you instead of exposing our flank to you.

Pre-rally though, a few of us were getting tags at your spawn for our uplevels.

I was referring to the photo earlier outside of our own spawn there was a little gang of u zerg busting maniacs to the right of us! Wasn’t calling you out or saying anything bad. You know I know the might of SIC and I love and respect u guys .

@Furious – Well played I laughed. Remember our TS convo the other night LOLOL this is IRL brother lmao<#3

I may leave the Royal Court of the Forums tonight and ssee if DIE can do something this week, weve been in Jump puzzles and queens dale harvesting plants for crafting the past few nights.

Nice fights today on CDBL. Once I managed to catch 1 guy off the 5 man group i’ve been solo roaming against, I killed him at least 5 more times 1v1 and many laughs were had on his corpse. Also killed a few more Ebay and laughed + dropped siege on their corpses too.

Well done Keira I noticed a major shift of ppt by roughly 10k points.

EDIT: 11K* didn’t realize you used 100% of your skill instead of your regular 80-85% and dropped siegeo n corpses.

Can I extend you a invite to my guild ?

Keira Ferland.5619:

Nice fights today on CDBL. Once I managed to catch 1 guy off the 5 man group i’ve been solo roaming against, I killed him at least 5 more times 1v1 and many laughs were had on his corpse. Also killed a few more Ebay and laughed + dropped siege on their corpses too.

Omg, so pro!

@Furious lmao I know you like that one player

Hi, I’ve also been solo roaming today. I’ve noticed that many Ebay are much much better than the CD i’ve played vs. Nice fights to all, esp ebay. Keep it up, but CD must play better because they are no challenge