Guild Wars 2

Tsk, silly ignorant NSP. You only have that keep because of us. You see, after our forces took Ogrewatch, I noticed to my dismay the outmanned icon stuck on one of your comrades.

Realizing that you guys were looking pretty doomed, I decided that the best (albeit especially annoying) thing to do was to… eugh… help… NSP.

Our forces gathered up as best as we could, especially considering that you guys were letting GoM pretty quickly, and ran as fast as we could to Overlook. Our objective? No, no, not backdoor, though it would’ve been nice if we could.

I gave the order that all available DR forces should attack those nine GoM golems at any cost.

My troops followed me beautifully even though it was certainly a suicide mission, and as we ran up that ramp, letting our guys in the rear stomp the confused GoM we killed in the front, we saw our prize, 9 unmanned golems, and the GoM bonking at your keep lord.

I tossed down a ballista, and we hurriedly started beating those shiny mobile suits like they had candy inside, which also had the unfortunate effect of distracting GoM long enough that you guys could fight them off, but still, sacrifices had to be made.

The moment we killed the last golem, I had our forces pull back. Frell, I told them to run away, every man for themselves style, figuring I didn’t really want to be stuck between some rather annoyed GoM and silly NSP, but I happened to be helplessly curious, and gathered up what DR remained near the stairs overlooking the ramp.

We waited until GoM were on the recently repaired gate, they got a ram up, and I had our guys hit them again. We might’ve plonked a few NSP, sure, but we didn’t really have the time to explain our clever ideas, and you were already arrowing us.

After that, I took what little of our original strike force remained, and, well, we circled around and charged up the ramp yet again, just because we disliked GoM that much for taking our keep earlier on. Finally we were all killed off, though not before I took a bow, and jumped off.

Yes, if your forces were even weaker, and if GoM allowed us, I would’ve had our guys take the keep, but my main objective was to kill those golems, and I’m absolutely delighted that our guys managed to pull it off.

It kind of kitten off GoM so that they golemed our keep in retaliation, and here you are, not even thanking us for saving your precious Overlook.

Malkavian.3751:

Truly an embarrassing performance by both GoM and DR just now. Allying against the outmanned server, rushing our keep in EB with 5 golems, and still wiping.

Or. We saved your kitten from the 4th? GOM golem rush of the day. Which is what actually happened. And by we, I mean DR. I personally wasn’t in your keep when that happened, I went back to our own keep to watch for a rush there. We saw the golems marching into overlook keep and the commander who was sigiled up decided to go kill the golems as we knew we would be next up once your keep fell. Nothing incites a zerg or mini baby zergs as we Devonians usually have, to a violent rage quite like seeing enemy golems.

(And for the record my scouts reported 9 golems. It might’ve been just 5, but we still wanted them dead, and I neglected to bring an accountant along to carefully count how many candy filled golems were bonked in our assault.)

My only regret is that I didn’t have time to take screenshots.

pixieish.9627:

Tsk, silly ignorant NSP. You only have that keep because of us. You see, after our forces took Ogrewatch, I noticed to my dismay the outmanned icon stuck on one of your comrades.

Realizing that you guys were looking pretty doomed, I decided that the best (albeit especially annoying) thing to do was to… eugh… help… NSP.

Our forces gathered up as best as we could, especially considering that you guys were letting GoM pretty quickly, and ran as fast as we could to Overlook. Our objective? No, no, not backdoor, though it would’ve been nice if we could.

I gave the order that all available DR forces should attack those nine GoM golems at any cost.

My troops followed me beautifully even though it was certainly a suicide mission, and as we ran up that ramp, letting our guys in the rear stomp the confused GoM we killed in the front, we saw our prize, 9 unmanned golems, and the GoM bonking at your keep lord.

I tossed down a ballista, and we hurriedly started beating those shiny mobile suits like they had candy inside, which also had the unfortunate effect of distracting GoM long enough that you guys could fight them off, but still, sacrifices had to be made.

The moment we killed the last golem, I had our forces pull back. Frell, I told them to run away, every man for themselves style, figuring I didn’t really want to be stuck between some rather annoyed GoM and silly NSP, but I happened to be helplessly curious, and gathered up what DR remained near the stairs overlooking the ramp.

We waited until GoM were on the recently repaired gate, they got a ram up, and I had our guys hit them again. We might’ve plonked a few NSP, sure, but we didn’t really have the time to explain our clever ideas, and you were already arrowing us.

After that, I took what little of our original strike force remained, and, well, we circled around and charged up the ramp yet again, just because we disliked GoM that much for taking our keep earlier on. Finally we were all killed off, though not before I took a bow, and jumped off.

Yes, if your forces were even weaker, and if GoM allowed us, I would’ve had our guys take the keep, but my main objective was to kill those golems, and I’m absolutely delighted that our guys managed to pull it off.

It kind of kitten off GoM so that they golemed our keep in retaliation, and here you are, not even thanking us for saving your precious Overlook.

MOAR RP PL0X
But thankies for shaving the GoM numbers c:

How do I get in on this drama? It looks fun. My mule is on GOM, which side does that put me on??

wish.1027:

How do I get in on this drama? It looks fun. My mule is on GOM, which side does that put me on??

You’re out of luck, it’s mostly NSP vs. DR.

Best you can hope for is having Mugi or Ooze make a video ganking you.

wish.1027:

How do I get in on this drama? It looks fun. My mule is on GOM, which side does that put me on??

GoM is not involved in this. But you could always claim GoM wins through superior tactics and skill rather than their coverage. That will get things going.

Dear [TRON] Ranger,

Last time I checked, when two people /bow at each other, it means a duel. NOT a bring-the-other-four-people-in-your-party to gank/stomp me.

wish.1027:

How do I get in on this drama? It looks fun. My mule is on GOM, which side does that put me on??

I would suggest making a post about how your group wiped <insert random opponent> in a N vs. M battle. N and M should be different numbers, but to help start the drama, it should be unclear which side had N and which side had M. Don’t forget to point out the total awesomeness of your group and how easy it was to wipe the opponents.

If you want to innovate I suppose you could post about how your group won a three way battle. Don’t forget to describe the size of the forces in the most confusing way possible.

Debois Guilbert.6413:

wish.1027:

How do I get in on this drama? It looks fun. My mule is on GOM, which side does that put me on??

I would suggest making a post about how your group wiped <insert random opponent> in a N vs. M battle. N and M should be different numbers, but to help start the drama, it should be unclear which side had N and which side had M. Don’t forget to point out the total awesomeness of your group and how easy it was to wipe the opponents.

If you want to innovate I suppose you could post about how your group won a three way battle. Don’t forget to describe the size of the forces in the most confusing way possible.

Fine, I’ll start. Took on a guild group yesterday [PB] from NSP. It was a four man group and they simply couldn’t do squat to me. I was even jumping up and down to try and let them know it was me who was killing them solo so as not to be confused as one of my clones. After I had completed stomping you guys (including the commander ele), I kind of felt bad about it. So to recap, thats 4v1 and the last one standing was me.

Ran in NSP BL last night with a variety of DR guilds. Really enjoyed the coordination. When the 50 man NSP force arrived it was a bit of a stiff halt but things picked back up.
Well done DR.

Popcorn, Lazyboy, Laptop with GW2 WvW, and have forums running in the backround with drama to check when I get bored. Who would ever buy a TV?

moutzaheadin.4029:

NSP’s Azura scientists have just got 1 step closer to solving our 5am to 1pm est coverage problem.

Sry pvdoorer’s your party with our doors is OVER!

bandito used that image about 2 months ago, be original! o wait a mesmer…=p

score update for those at work

Also the “helo kitty” insult that moutz used earlier in the thread looked awfully similar to a post Skarloc made not too long ago… originality at its finest.

hmmm, wasn’t the direction i was taking it but /jumps in canoe, where ever the flo goes!

To progressive!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvRqA100RGE
Nope.

Sorry for spoiling your fun on our BL there [RMPT]. Must be disheartening to have to run back into the camp when you have a 3v1 fight on your hands.

osif.8673:

Also the “helo kitty” insult that moutz used earlier in the thread looked awfully similar to a post Skarloc made not too long ago… originality at its finest.

A post about me ! Carebear for life <3

Why is PAXA on our thread still..

You ganking people through tiers now?

Same reason why there’s NSP in our thread. Boredom most likely.

WvW Forum edition.

Nordic Natedog.4360:

Sorry for spoiling your fun on our BL there [RMPT]. Must be disheartening to have to run back into the camp when you have a 3v1 fight on your hands.

xD Ohai. Erm, it was an impersonal decision? We were all lagging too badly to function so we just disengaged… pretty simple. Dunno if you noticed everyone teleporting all over the universe and running into walls. GoM bl is terrible this week for some reason. ; ;

Dunno why you felt the need to post about it though ^^a Ehh.. High five anyway?

Zumi.6384:

Dear [TRON] Ranger,

Last time I checked, when two people /bow at each other, it means a duel. NOT a bring-the-other-four-people-in-your-party to gank/stomp me.

You really can’t expect to get a 1v1 right next to one of the drop downs from the waypoint zone in. Was that their drop down or yours? And looking at the emotes, the DR guy cried. Did he do this when the other DR added into the fight? He also bows at the end which looks like an apology to me.

Getting adds in WvW is part of the game. It would be good if people stopped taking it so personally.

Yesterday I was in GoM with Os and I was disconnected over 7 times. Many of us just logged off after an hour because of it.

It`s kinda sad because the fight was getting interesting.

Sororita.3465:

moutzaheadin.4029:

NSP’s Azura scientists have just got 1 step closer to solving our 5am to 1pm est coverage problem.

Sry pvdoorer’s your party with our doors is OVER!

bandito used that image about 2 months ago, be original! o wait a mesmer…=p

To be fair, we learned everything we know about PvDoor from Rob and [Os].

I want to go to NSP… ;( would i have friends there?

yanoch.7051:

Yesterday I was in GoM with Os and I was disconnected over 7 times. Many of us just logged off after an hour because of it.

It`s kinda sad because the fight was getting interesting.

The whole lag situation is unfortunate. It seems to be only the server that’s hostin our borderland and that I think has helped our score situation =(

GoM is just dominating this match up. I’ve been in some really good fights this last week and had a lot of fun. Getting some good training for my Guild. I just wish NSP had better numbers spread out the day. I’m finding myself with the outmanned buff more often than not

I was in some borderland this morning on my alt thf using D/P which I never do, second time ever that I used it, and my team had taken hills at some point, and I 1v20’d you guys outside and you couldnt kill me, I wasnt even stealthed half the time because I was failing at ini management. Whats up!

After that I spawn camped the blue team on EBG and won like 8 fights against superior numbers.

And then these 5 guys from red team showed up out of no where when my friend was dueling some random guy, and they dropped TWO stealth traps on me, at different times, and my friend and I killed them anyway. That was the best. lolstealthtrapusingscrubs

(BTW, Im not making any of this up, this is what I really did today)

BlazeQ.1095:

GoM is just dominating this match up. I’ve been in some really good fights this last week and had a lot of fun. Getting some good training for my Guild. I just wish NSP had better numbers spread out the day. I’m finding myself with the outmanned buff more often than not

Really sort of sad about this too. Ive Been gone awhile. Did NSP loose a bunch to transfers?? Or as it happenes to everyone, are they just tired of the matchup and not wvwing? Most the times Ive been on, Ive been wondering where all the NSP went.

spiraling.6183:

Nordic Natedog.4360:

Sorry for spoiling your fun on our BL there [RMPT]. Must be disheartening to have to run back into the camp when you have a 3v1 fight on your hands.

xD Ohai. Erm, it was an impersonal decision? We were all lagging too badly to function so we just disengaged… pretty simple. Dunno if you noticed everyone teleporting all over the universe and running into walls. GoM bl is terrible this week for some reason. ; ;

Dunno why you felt the need to post about it though ^^a Ehh.. High five anyway?

You realize that I"m just messing around. We all are lagging on GoM bl.

TeamBattleAxe.3901:

To be fair, we learned everything we know about PvDoor from Rob and [Os].

Gosh. Please don’t put my name on that.
If you want to put my name on it you guys are going to need some one on one lessons.

When you can PvDoor on a map, which contains the same amount of enemy players as your own side, thats when you know you have succeeded in WvW.

Score looks goooood, groups are doing awesome and my new laptop comes today.
Yea, I’m flippin happy.

Allow me to share my joy with you, I give you a gif of my favourite Doctor.

bokkieskitten.8023:

Score looks goooood, groups are doing awesome and my new laptop comes today.
Yea, I’m flippin happy.

Allow me to share my joy with you, I give you a gif of my favourite Doctor.

Wryscher.1432:

BlazeQ.1095:

GoM is just dominating this match up. I’ve been in some really good fights this last week and had a lot of fun. Getting some good training for my Guild. I just wish NSP had better numbers spread out the day. I’m finding myself with the outmanned buff more often than not

Really sort of sad about this too. Ive Been gone awhile. Did NSP loose a bunch to transfers?? Or as it happenes to everyone, are they just tired of the matchup and not wvwing? Most the times Ive been on, Ive been wondering where all the NSP went.

If there were any I am not aware. Not since TCMM at least. I’m wondering if there is just a lot of burnout going on, or what… I see people kitten about out-maned and bieng double teamed all the time in map chat. But hell that’s no reason to give up.

Shu.6981:

Tots.3056:

Irony.8056:

Just watched “the video”. Omg.. that has video of the year written all over it. Circle of shame .. I laughed. Great stuff.

Tots did you watch it ? If you did then Lmao. If that was me I would hang my head very low. That’s about as poor as you can play as a mesmer.

I have to wonder where oozo fits into all of this. Seems like he’s not even happy your in AD. Just my thoughts.

Yes I did. If you look at the hits he does on me you’ll see he does very low damage for a glass cannon thief. I was messing around with a super tanky support build used for larger groups that focuses on reflecting projectiles and retaliation uptime, definitely not a 1v1 spec build. He got me that time, everyone loses now and then. :P

Also, reading his description I’m starting to come to this conclusion: SPCA have been disrespecting ADQQSTY on the forums because I tea bagged Tievospy.

He’s saying everything was started because I teabagged him, classy. Pretty ridiculous don’t you think?

Troll successful, he took the time to make a video just for me

according to this video teivo does very LOW damage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30WypalJaU4

Amazing video. The best part is how low Tots hps are each time he is downed, showing he was already downed and ressed at least once.

spiraling.6183:

Nordic Natedog.4360:

Sorry for spoiling your fun on our BL there [RMPT]. Must be disheartening to have to run back into the camp when you have a 3v1 fight on your hands.

xD Ohai. Erm, it was an impersonal decision? We were all lagging too badly to function so we just disengaged… pretty simple. Dunno if you noticed everyone teleporting all over the universe and running into walls. GoM bl is terrible this week for some reason. ; ;

Dunno why you felt the need to post about it though ^^a Ehh.. High five anyway?

stop it ARMPIT are my friends!!!

Shu.6981:

Tots.3056:

Irony.8056:

Just watched “the video”. Omg.. that has video of the year written all over it. Circle of shame .. I laughed. Great stuff.

Tots did you watch it ? If you did then Lmao. If that was me I would hang my head very low. That’s about as poor as you can play as a mesmer.

I have to wonder where oozo fits into all of this. Seems like he’s not even happy your in AD. Just my thoughts.

Yes I did. If you look at the hits he does on me you’ll see he does very low damage for a glass cannon thief. I was messing around with a super tanky support build used for larger groups that focuses on reflecting projectiles and retaliation uptime, definitely not a 1v1 spec build. He got me that time, everyone loses now and then. :P

Also, reading his description I’m starting to come to this conclusion: SPCA have been disrespecting ADQQSTY on the forums because I tea bagged Tievospy.

He’s saying everything was started because I teabagged him, classy. Pretty ridiculous don’t you think?

Troll successful, he took the time to make a video just for me

according to this video teivo does very LOW damage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30WypalJaU4

Not sure if you are serious or not but for a thief that damage is indeed quite low.

Does GoM have a website?

Linanthony.1809:

Does GoM have a website?

We sure do.

Varconi.1804:

Shu.6981:

Tots.3056:

Irony.8056:

Just watched “the video”. Omg.. that has video of the year written all over it. Circle of shame .. I laughed. Great stuff.

Tots did you watch it ? If you did then Lmao. If that was me I would hang my head very low. That’s about as poor as you can play as a mesmer.

I have to wonder where oozo fits into all of this. Seems like he’s not even happy your in AD. Just my thoughts.

Yes I did. If you look at the hits he does on me you’ll see he does very low damage for a glass cannon thief. I was messing around with a super tanky support build used for larger groups that focuses on reflecting projectiles and retaliation uptime, definitely not a 1v1 spec build. He got me that time, everyone loses now and then. :P

Also, reading his description I’m starting to come to this conclusion: SPCA have been disrespecting ADQQSTY on the forums because I tea bagged Tievospy.

He’s saying everything was started because I teabagged him, classy. Pretty ridiculous don’t you think?

Troll successful, he took the time to make a video just for me

according to this video teivo does very LOW damage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30WypalJaU4

Amazing video. The best part is how low Tots hps are each time he is downed, showing he was already downed and ressed at least once.

Its sad how obsessed this guy is with “Tots”… And he should be very proud to be able to 1 vs 1 with a thief… I’ve heard that is hard to do…

Vex.9426:

Varconi.1804:

Shu.6981:

Tots.3056:

Irony.8056:

Just watched “the video”. Omg.. that has video of the year written all over it. Circle of shame .. I laughed. Great stuff.

Tots did you watch it ? If you did then Lmao. If that was me I would hang my head very low. That’s about as poor as you can play as a mesmer.

I have to wonder where oozo fits into all of this. Seems like he’s not even happy your in AD. Just my thoughts.

Yes I did. If you look at the hits he does on me you’ll see he does very low damage for a glass cannon thief. I was messing around with a super tanky support build used for larger groups that focuses on reflecting projectiles and retaliation uptime, definitely not a 1v1 spec build. He got me that time, everyone loses now and then. :P

Also, reading his description I’m starting to come to this conclusion: SPCA have been disrespecting ADQQSTY on the forums because I tea bagged Tievospy.

He’s saying everything was started because I teabagged him, classy. Pretty ridiculous don’t you think?

Troll successful, he took the time to make a video just for me

according to this video teivo does very LOW damage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30WypalJaU4

Amazing video. The best part is how low Tots hps are each time he is downed, showing he was already downed and ressed at least once.

Its sad how obsessed this guy is with “Tots”… And he should be very proud to be able to 1 vs 1 with a thief… I’ve heard that is hard to do…

did you even watch the videos? they are primarily 2v1, tots doesn’t 1v1 he needs advantages

Aeneasx.1589:

I want to go to NSP… ;( would i have friends there?

Yes you would. We are friendly.

Yam.2891:

Vex.9426:

Varconi.1804:

Shu.6981:

Tots.3056:

Irony.8056:

Just watched “the video”. Omg.. that has video of the year written all over it. Circle of shame .. I laughed. Great stuff.

Tots did you watch it ? If you did then Lmao. If that was me I would hang my head very low. That’s about as poor as you can play as a mesmer.

I have to wonder where oozo fits into all of this. Seems like he’s not even happy your in AD. Just my thoughts.

Yes I did. If you look at the hits he does on me you’ll see he does very low damage for a glass cannon thief. I was messing around with a super tanky support build used for larger groups that focuses on reflecting projectiles and retaliation uptime, definitely not a 1v1 spec build. He got me that time, everyone loses now and then. :P

Also, reading his description I’m starting to come to this conclusion: SPCA have been disrespecting ADQQSTY on the forums because I tea bagged Tievospy.

He’s saying everything was started because I teabagged him, classy. Pretty ridiculous don’t you think?

Troll successful, he took the time to make a video just for me

according to this video teivo does very LOW damage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30WypalJaU4

Amazing video. The best part is how low Tots hps are each time he is downed, showing he was already downed and ressed at least once.

Its sad how obsessed this guy is with “Tots”… And he should be very proud to be able to 1 vs 1 with a thief… I’ve heard that is hard to do…

did you even watch the videos? they are primarily 2v1, tots doesn’t 1v1 he needs advantages

Yes, I watched the videos, and I have played with “Tots” a good bit. He is not an elitist kitten that thinks he needs to run solo, record himself, and post videos of his wins to make himself feel worth-while. I feel bad for those that do…

Rob.7624:

TeamBattleAxe.3901:

To be fair, we learned everything we know about PvDoor from Rob and [Os].

Gosh. Please don’t put my name on that.
If you want to put my name on it you guys are going to need some one on one lessons.

When you can PvDoor on a map, which contains the same amount of enemy players as your own side, thats when you know you have succeeded in WvW.

You certainly aren’t selling yourself short LOL…

If you’re that ashamed of it, why do you do it? The picture is nonsense because it fails to show that DR supposedly had equal numbers on that map (or that you even succeeded). Whenever a conversation about PvD spouts up, your name is always mentioned.

Oh and nice pugs btw

screw it… whatever…

irishhaf.1692:

screw it… whatever…

Spoken like someone who just got zerged to death 4-5 times in a row when all they were looking for was a good fight.

At least that is how I normally sound. With more cursing.

Oozo.7856:

Zumi.6384:

Dear [TRON] Ranger,

Last time I checked, when two people /bow at each other, it means a duel. NOT a bring-the-other-four-people-in-your-party to gank/stomp me.

You really can’t expect to get a 1v1 right next to one of the drop downs from the waypoint zone in. Was that their drop down or yours? And looking at the emotes, the DR guy cried. Did he do this when the other DR added into the fight? He also bows at the end which looks like an apology to me.

Getting adds in WvW is part of the game. It would be good if people stopped taking it so personally.

I understand adds are part of the game, but the guys that attacked were in his party. I wouldn’t say I took it personally, but I was a bit disappointed by the lack of form. I suppose I can’t always expect people to follow the courtesies.

Also not sure why you can’t expect a 1v1 near the drop down (it was mine btw), it’s just like any other place. Either way it doesn’t matter, I got him back later

Zumi.6384:

Oozo.7856:

Zumi.6384:

Dear [TRON] Ranger,

Last time I checked, when two people /bow at each other, it means a duel. NOT a bring-the-other-four-people-in-your-party to gank/stomp me.

You really can’t expect to get a 1v1 right next to one of the drop downs from the waypoint zone in. Was that their drop down or yours? And looking at the emotes, the DR guy cried. Did he do this when the other DR added into the fight? He also bows at the end which looks like an apology to me.

Getting adds in WvW is part of the game. It would be good if people stopped taking it so personally.

I understand adds are part of the game, but the guys that attacked were in his party. I wouldn’t say I took it personally, but I was a bit disappointed by the lack of form. I suppose I can’t always expect people to follow the courtesies.

Also not sure why you can’t expect a 1v1 near the drop down (it was mine btw), it’s just like any other place. Either way it doesn’t matter, I got him back later

I’ve always lived by the rule to never expect anything ‘cause in WvW anythin goes! One of Ichi’s favourite lines is “red is dead”.

Such a nice evening in DR BL !
Thank you all <3