Guild Wars 2

A ton of great fights tonight. Nice job on all sides. Was really proud of the teamwork in DH borderland. And the quick responses in EB when we were getting squeezed.

KinkyGiraffe.4123:

Tukmolytes.3467:

GavinGoodrich.1382:

Wild Bulbasaur.1938:

Why is IoJ so kitten that NSP doesn’t want to team up? it goes three ways, you guys shouldn’t freak out cause they took the castle. its obviously not a big deal anyway (except to seemingly everyone on my server.)

Simply put, DH has the most people overall in the most timezones overall, thus they ought to get treated like the biggest threat. But this is a philosophy only IoJ seems to have. As Bird put it, everyone would rather have fun and farm Wxp, and going 3-way is the easiest way to do that most of the time. Trouble is it leaves one team as a goliath most of the week.

It wasn’t just the castle. It’s been the constant poking back and forth. The castle was the last straw. Page 3 has a little more in depth explanation as to why.

Either way, we’re fed up. Diploscussions were nice, but both sides wanna hit each other anyway. Time for both sides to deploy badge dispen—-er SIEGE! Either way we’ll have fun.

FINALLY! A GO signal from our commander! Be green NSP!

Finally, been waiting for a reason to hit them!

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO, IOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God! 2 more hours for my gametime. This clock needs adjusting!

Had some really good duels at the orb arena in DH with XOXO and a few other NSP and learned a little. To SPCA: Wafflez is a beast and you guys must have have worked on your builds together to get that kind of synergy, or at least that is what I keep telling myself at night. We got you with 5 and you only had 3 but you still made it a close fight. If I am not with a guildy or two I just run when I see you guys because I know you are gonna wreck the pugs. lol

“Sucker punch”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk

Nessuno.1253:

Had some really good duels at the orb arena in DH with XOXO and a few other NSP and learned a little. To SPCA: Wafflez is a beast and you guys must have have worked on your builds together to get that kind of synergy, or at least that is what I keep telling myself at night. We got you with 5 and you only had 3 but you still made it a close fight. If I am not with a guildy or two I just run when I see you guys because I know you are gonna wreck the pugs. lol

Yeah some good fights, we were so busy trying to lock down your thieves that we forgot to help Rackin kite. Usually he does fine kiting 5 guys by himself but one of your guys was really chunking him.

It was fun in DH BL yesterday night and also nice job NSP when we saved both our garr and hill In extremis. Thanks to everyone that were there.

I was able to port into our garrison lord room before sword appeared and was pretty much all alone when I saw inner gate literally melting(among the fastest I ever seen). You guys had me scared a little then.

Score update for you all workers.

yanoch.7051:

It was fun in DH BL yesterday night and also nice job NSP when we saved both our garr and hill In extremis. Thanks to everyone that were there.

I was able to port into our garrison lord room before sword appeared and was pretty much all alone when I saw inner gate literally melting(among the fastest I ever seen). You guys had me scared a little then.

You weren’t totally alone, you had the beer with you

Tukmolytes.3467:

kitten it guys let’s make NSP BL green later. I’m done on the “don’t touch” NSP thingy. They don’t appreciate it anyway.

Great job. Been watching all night. Just now you guys have 2 towers and 2 camps. Best you’ve done all night!

Tukmolytes.3467:

kitten it guys let’s make NSP BL green later. I’m done on the “don’t touch” NSP thingy. They don’t appreciate it anyway.

Well atleast you tried.
Ain’t even mad.
But atleast reply to my smiley face after you nerd rage.

lol Im a huge fan of the bottom two servers fighting over scraps. Come on guys, everyone else has tag teamed us! now its time for a lil “Isle of Shiver Peaks” action!

as a side note, our GRIM skirmish team had some amazing battles lastnight. Gave us a chance to work on field prepping and synchronized finishers ( thats what she said!)

so Lets keep up the fighting and make the magic happen!

Jaxx of Grim
Abusing a couch in a borderlands near you!

hyjaxxx.1584:

lol Im a huge fan of the bottom two servers fighting over scraps. Come on guys, everyone else has tag teamed us! now its time for a lil “Isle of Shiver Peaks” action!

as a side note, our GRIM skirmish team had some amazing battles lastnight. Gave us a chance to work on field prepping and synchronized finishers ( thats what she said!)

so Lets keep up the fighting and make the magic happen!

Jaxx of Grim
Abusing a couch in a borderlands near you!

No it shall forever be Dark Isle of Janthaven, even if we have some domestic violence we still love you <3

haha nice! Kinky. You know, i diddnt get a chance to show you last time because of your departure from our tier. But i made a Signet warrior just for you guys! His name is

“Kinky Gab Signets” i havent played it yet. but maybe ill roll him out just to say hello!

p.s Besides Gab you are the enemy in which the Bromance is strong! so you better watch out, Im asuran and we have been known to pop our “Signet of Vigorous Pelvic Thrust”

lol have a great day!

Jaxx of GRIM

New score for you guys at work

Rob.7624:

New score for you guys at work

Thanks Bird! You guys do a great job!

Rob.7624:

New score for you guys at work

Rob, I hate you!!!!! Only b/c i’m at work and you are capping my BL.

AKLbow.2463:

Assassin X.8573:

Interesting fights last night in ioj BL against [xoxo] thieves and other random thieves. Not sure if you are doing something 3rd party wise, but there is no reason for a 5v3 for me to be getting skill delay. Every instance where I came into range of the [xoxo] thief my skills would lag. And I only ever get skill delays at SM and that’s even rare for me.

Hi, Assassin X.
I just wanted to let you know that we have looked into this accusation and have hypothesized on what might have happened with your skill delay. They are as follows:
a) The blood flow decreased from your brain causing the skills to appear “laggy.” This tends to occur when you talk out of your kitten and make accusations.
b) You are a bad player.
c) You experienced a very rare “blame the thief because thieves are OP and we killed him” moment.
Sadly, we cannot help you with any of them.

Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that no players in [XOXO] “hack” or abuse any type of plug-in type program or any other bullkitten excuse you can come up with.

XOXO +1

Ok so I have seen someone around here with the signature “Baghaven”. Last night proved that so very true. Thank you guys so much! Don’t get me wrong, you guys were outnumbered and were fighting the most organized WvW crew on NSP last night. You put up a good fight and were very smart to hit our BL to allow others to take back what we had stolen in your BL. I just wanted to say thank you for allowing me to actually make some coin in WvW rather than just loose it.

Beer, they made the smart move. Their BL was all paper and there was no point for them to fight us there. They pulled us out of their BL so they can retake it with a smaller team. They almost capped ou Garr and Hill. I still wonder where you guys found all the supply for all those golems that quickly or were they at your spawn waiting for an assault?

GJ DH

So after much discussion with my peers.
And a lengthy deliberation on what colours of socks that we want to wear.

We decided to take IoJ SM and keep (twice).

I mean. You can QQ to me here and scream more about how we’re going to pay/paint our bl a different colour. And even after IoJ coms saying that they wouldn’t be double teaming anyone some of you dudes still thought it was a genius idea this morning (Looks at TRBO).

So you just painted a huge red target on yourself. That plan kinda backfired.
Kudos to you guys who still want to win this week. But NSP has 100 less rating than both of the servers in this matchup. Don’t hate us because we’re atleast trying.

On a side note.
1vs1 me if you want retribution.
I take sole responsibility
Smite me almighty smiter.

(Will not be commanding for rest week. I am all laughed out, so you can’t even gloat)

Lets get back to some normal lets all just hit everything.

yanoch.7051:

Beer, they made the smart move. Their BL was all paper and there was no point for them to fight us there. They pulled us out of their BL so they can retake it with a smaller team. They almost capped ou Garr and Hill. I still wonder where you guys found all the supply for all those golems that quickly or were they at your spawn waiting for an assault?

GJ DH

I could have sworn I said it was smart. I did notice that the last time we took “longview” NW tower? that they suddenly had far fewer defenders. I figure this was about 20 mins to half and hour before you and I ported to our Garrison. My favorite part of the night was the poor NSP mezmer that ended up spending an hour and a half waiting in bay for us to come back and port in. Does anyone have his/her name still?

Welp…we both take and retake right away, neither side really holding anything for longer than a few minutes at best. So I guess both sides are full of kitten, eh? QQ about ratings or whatnot, doesn’t change the fact that it still takes both servers to take DH off of 1st.

Enjoy the rest of the week.

edit if nothing else you’ve proven to be stubborn, tenacious fookers even if we don’t agree on week-long strategies.

BlazeQ.1095:

My favorite part of the night was the poor NSP mezmer that ended up spending an hour and a half waiting in bay for us to come back and port in. Does anyone have his/her name still?

Verona from XOXO I think. I’m bad with name I might have misspelled :P

yanoch.7051:

Verona from XOXO I think. I’m bad with name I might have misspelled :P

Thanks, I should send them a gold for being patient and the lack of bags they could have farmed had they not stayed. (yes Im poor and a gold is all I can afford lol). If any xoxo can confirm the spelling?

BlazeQ.1095:

yanoch.7051:

Verona from XOXO I think. I’m bad with name I might have misspelled :P

Thanks, I should send them a gold for being patient and the lack of bags they could have farmed had they not stayed. (yes Im poor and a gold is all I can afford lol). If any xoxo can confirm the spelling?

Varcona and Friends

Looks to me like NSP’s strategy is working just fine. Maybe it’s IOJ that needs to rethink?

We’re all hypocrites. Ruby jewels for everyone! 100% hypocritical damage

/thread

GavinGoodrich.1382:

We’re all hypocrites. Ruby jewels for everyone! 100% hypocritical damage

/thread

torridstoic.7492:

Looks to me like NSP’s strategy is working just fine. Maybe it’s IOJ that needs to rethink?

We just came from a matchup with a tier 4 and a tier 5 server so it makes sense we gained rating even though we were getting crushed, now that we’re in a match up where the other 2 servers had relatively close rating it would make sense that ours is dropping so much. We were terribly outnumbered by both servers all week just like how darkhaven always outnumbers IoJ. NSP had a great reset thanks to Darkhaven and with the constant double team NSP has managed to gain rating. In fact it’s somewhat laughable you guys aren’t crushing us with the numbers you pull during your prime and during EU hours. It’s become quite obvious NSP is only interested in running karma traints and flipping towers DH took recently for easy ppt and is not in the least bit interested in any form of tactic besides zerging.

Looks like IoJ has been to the AR school of excuses

MrFluffy.9307:

…just like how darkhaven always outnumbers IoJ. NSP had a great reset thanks to Darkhaven and with the constant double team NSP has managed to gain rating. In fact it’s somewhat laughable you guys aren’t crushing us with the numbers you pull during your prime and during EU hours. It’s become quite obvious NSP is only interested in running karma traints and flipping towers DH took recently for easy ppt and is not in the least bit interested in any form of tactic besides zerging.

I’m going to frame this and put it on my wall.
No, really. I can’t stop giggling. Thank you!

airstu.2579:

Looks like IoJ has been to the AR school of excuses

Lol.
I thumb this up.

Attached.
We zerged LA while WvW was down.
Dat perfect stack.

MrFluffy.9307:

torridstoic.7492:

Looks to me like NSP’s strategy is working just fine. Maybe it’s IOJ that needs to rethink?

In fact it’s somewhat laughable you guys aren’t crushing us with the numbers you pull during your prime and during EU hours.

Do yourself a favor and don’t taunt DH. The only reason they haven’t been crushing you is because they’ve been too busy with NSP. In EB, they just completely rolled over you guys right before WvW went down.

MrFluffy.9307:

It’s become quite obvious NSP is only interested in running karma traints and flipping towers DH took recently for easy ppt and is not in the least bit interested in any form of tactic besides zerging.

How did you come to this conclusion, exactly?

Apparently we are only a good server because of you DH! You have my personal thanks! In all seriousness I have had more fun the past 2-3 weeks, well really since the matches are changing constantly. We have actually been a lot more organized in recent weeks and surprisingly the dragon bash hasn’t pulled a huge population away. Tbh what you are seeing are the regulars, the hardcore players that are enjoying themselves more and more. And when it’s a competitive match quite a few others join in. So it has been quite nice to see. Good going NSP!

Love, the crazy ranger that NEVER runs away!

I need to congratulate NSP for how organized their offensive tactics are ( Atleast their particular guild). Today they ninja’d SM from us, again! Yep, it ticked us off, we were outmanned and facing DH’s zerg and keep’s trebs while NSP golem rushed SM. Later on we managed to successfully hit NSP’s garri down, only for the same NSP golem rush to take our EB LL keep down.

I’ve been on most of the day, and it has been kittening stressing for me, probably because of Rob, lol. Dude, nice leading. That’s all I can say. We lost all our keeps in our BL with your 25 golems and a 40 man NSP zerg, hills and bay didnt stand a chance… but here comes the most frustrating and demoralizing part for me. The lost of garri.

I threw at least 2g on defensive siege, prepared it, made garri a bunker! I wouldn’t think no matter how many golems you guys had it wouldn’t fall… I was wrong, the constant sieging and smashing from different places had us all confused, and when that inner gate was gone we kept trying and trying to defend with all the sieges we had but yet we lost. I was laying in the middle of the lords room dead, watching ya take our garri and build a treb on top of my corpse. lol.

Even though you guys didn’t get to hold those keeps for long and really didn’t produce much points, you made a clear statement. I definitely underestimated NSP, so kudos to that team. Truth is, we weren’t just outmanned, we got outplayed. After you guys left our BL i had my morale and my pockets destroyed.

I’ve learned a lot during this week. Had a ton of fun and frustrating moments, the ratings, scores and such don’t matter to me at all at this point.

i dont think the tiers or rating points mean much anymore. it seems like they just keep flipping servers around to keep things “fresh” the only constant i see is that they keep the high tier servers to themselves and all of us lesser folks in our own group.

I just pray we get to fight AR/BP again soon . I truly feel that we have grown as a server and we would be able to offer those servers some great competition.

as far as NSP and IOJ go, i hope you folks can squash your lovers quarrel and team up to give us a fight. the past couple evenings ive gotten so bored of the Rinse and Repeat that ive actually gone AFK to watch Bridezillas…..

So..lets spice it up a lil, eh fellas?

“as far as NSP and IOJ go, i hope you folks can squash your lovers quarrel and team up to give us a fight. the past couple evenings ive gotten so bored of the Rinse and Repeat that ive actually gone AFK to watch Bridezillas…..”

Can’t say I didn’t try, sir

We can brag back and forth over blitzing keep blitzes all day. Our EB keep got snagged again, we just got NSP’s hills and garri. If you play the “nobody cares” card and suddenly post 5 screenshots about how awesome you are about a keep ninja..yeah that doesn’ twork, bird. We’ve all hypocraziced (is that even a word?) ourselves into oblivion here…just gonna be happy when this is over.

airstu.2579:

Looks like IoJ has been to the AR school of excuses

Naw, i was gonna pull out my favourite DR one and say you only capped our keeps because our server was asleep!

Though if i was up at 2am i would have definitely made it harder for you guys to cap our stuff! Congrats on the caps NSP, sad to see our servers have a fued like us and DR but thats WvW, i cant wait for the match up of IoJ NSP and DR, my body will be ready for the gang bang <3

Like a good neighbor, Darkhaven is there!

Natronix.9827:

I need to congratulate NSP for how organized their offensive tactics are ( Atleast their particular guild). Today they ninja’d SM from us, again! Yep, it ticked us off, we were outmanned and facing DH’s zerg and keep’s trebs while NSP golem rushed SM. Later on we managed to successfully hit NSP’s garri down, only for the same NSP golem rush to take our EB LL keep down.

I’ve been on most of the day, and it has been kittening stressing for me, probably because of Rob, lol. Dude, nice leading. That’s all I can say. We lost all our keeps in our BL with your 25 golems and a 40 man NSP zerg, hills and bay didnt stand a chance… but here comes the most frustrating and demoralizing part for me. The lost of garri.

I threw at least 2g on defensive siege, prepared it, made garri a bunker! I wouldn’t think no matter how many golems you guys had it wouldn’t fall… I was wrong, the constant sieging and smashing from different places had us all confused, and when that inner gate was gone we kept trying and trying to defend with all the sieges we had but yet we lost. I was laying in the middle of the lords room dead, watching ya take our garri and build a treb on top of my corpse. lol.

Even though you guys didn’t get to hold those keeps for long and really didn’t produce much points, you made a clear statement. I definitely underestimated NSP, so kudos to that team. Truth is, we weren’t just outmanned, we got outplayed. After you guys left our BL i had my morale and my pockets destroyed.

I’ve learned a lot during this week. Had a ton of fun and frustrating moments, the ratings, scores and such don’t matter to me at all at this point.

See you out on the field Espiritu
Two irish commanders.
One who loves his golems, and the other who loves full offensive. A nice combo.
Was a good day

<3 Smitry

(Oh and we thought that you’d only bunkered down water gate. Man you drain 1.5k supply pretty quick)

Yet another beautiful double team perfectly executed by the Dark Shiverhaven Alliance! Also NSP your hills and garrison look lovely in green Oh and guess what, we took them both with 20 people! And of course you send 50 people to come take it back outmanning us in the process but however it was oh so much fun.

GavinGoodrich.1382:

“as far as NSP and IOJ go, i hope you folks can squash your lovers quarrel and team up to give us a fight. the past couple evenings ive gotten so bored of the Rinse and Repeat that ive actually gone AFK to watch Bridezillas…..”

Can’t say I didn’t try, sir

We can brag back and forth over blitzing keep blitzes all day. Our EB keep got snagged again, we just got NSP’s hills and garri. If you play the “nobody cares” card and suddenly post 5 screenshots about how awesome you are about a keep ninja..yeah that doesn’ twork, bird. We’ve all hypocraziced (is that even a word?) ourselves into oblivion here…just gonna be happy when this is over.

No.. I dont think it is.

I’m busy tomorrow. But if you wake up and get in on friday we can have some zerg battles. NSP vs IoJ vs DH
If DH are getting bored then I don’t mind giving them a run. I’m pretty content tbh with losing our keeps, reflipping = World xp. Doesn’t seem anything to get mad about.
Free chests for everyone.

MrFluffy.9307:

Yet another beautiful double team perfectly executed by the Dark Shiverhaven Alliance! Also NSP your hills and garrison look lovely in green Oh and guess what, we took them both with 20 people! And of course you send 50 people to come take it back outmanning us in the process but however it was oh so much fun.

As long as everyone have fun this is all that matter.

Losing keep doesn’t matter as much as it used to be. Since there are no more tier I feel it’s less of a chore to get in WvW and wexp is some really nice side reward.

kitten I missed all that flipping. All that potential wxp and rank chests

A return to civility? Could be…….

Natronix.9827:

I need to congratulate NSP for how organized their offensive tactics are ( Atleast their particular guild). Today they ninja’d SM from us, again! Yep, it ticked us off, we were outmanned and facing DH’s zerg and keep’s trebs while NSP golem rushed SM. Later on we managed to successfully hit NSP’s garri down, only for the same NSP golem rush to take our EB LL keep down.

I’ve been on most of the day, and it has been kittening stressing for me, probably because of Rob, lol. Dude, nice leading. That’s all I can say. We lost all our keeps in our BL with your 25 golems and a 40 man NSP zerg, hills and bay didnt stand a chance… but here comes the most frustrating and demoralizing part for me. The lost of garri.

I threw at least 2g on defensive siege, prepared it, made garri a bunker! I wouldn’t think no matter how many golems you guys had it wouldn’t fall… I was wrong, the constant sieging and smashing from different places had us all confused, and when that inner gate was gone we kept trying and trying to defend with all the sieges we had but yet we lost. I was laying in the middle of the lords room dead, watching ya take our garri and build a treb on top of my corpse. lol.

Even though you guys didn’t get to hold those keeps for long and really didn’t produce much points, you made a clear statement. I definitely underestimated NSP, so kudos to that team. Truth is, we weren’t just outmanned, we got outplayed. After you guys left our BL i had my morale and my pockets destroyed.

I’ve learned a lot during this week. Had a ton of fun and frustrating moments, the ratings, scores and such don’t matter to me at all at this point.

Well hello there, looks like you ended up on the receiving end of a Smitry Song Special, I am truly sorry for your garrison, it was well sieged up… like really well. Had me and rob actually thinking. It was nice.

The treb we erected on your corpse was not of shame, but that of good effort, was really fun for us atleast and hope for you at some base level also.

We were going to continue our crusade but then DH took our EB keep and we had to go kill stuff there Apologies for half decorated BL

Yep It was a great fight full of challenges for us, ofc it was fun The only thing stressing was commanding against such odds and high expectations from my server. Those omega golems dming from range really messed up my defensive AC strategy though, i was hoping golems would melt at gate trying to rush it down.

PS: My badges of honor set looks horrible in green. @Your screenshot. Can’t tell if Rob was teasing me by sitting or trying to cheer me up. Rofl

Rob.7624:

Tukmolytes.3467:

kitten it guys let’s make NSP BL green later. I’m done on the “don’t touch” NSP thingy. They don’t appreciate it anyway.

Well atleast you tried.
Ain’t even mad.
But atleast reply to my smiley face after you nerd rage.

Yeah I tried, but at least I killed you hahahahaha. That was good defense.

Flerch.4817:

Tukmolytes.3467:

kitten it guys let’s make NSP BL green later. I’m done on the “don’t touch” NSP thingy. They don’t appreciate it anyway.

Great job. Been watching all night. Just now you guys have 2 towers and 2 camps. Best you’ve done all night!

What? The only thing left last night was your 3 keeps. Yeah I admit I failed at taking those three but meh, 6 TRBO members and 4 pugs? What do you expect.

Rob.7624:

I mean. You can QQ to me here and scream more about how we’re going to pay/paint our bl a different colour. And even after IoJ coms saying that they wouldn’t be double teaming anyone some of you dudes still thought it was a genius idea this morning (Looks at TRBO).

I’m sorry I failed that attempt on your HILLS but well, let me try again later after work ok?

I hope some of my server mates will accompany me this time. 10 persons will not get a keep with 20 defending it with arrowcarts. And of course Commander BIRD SONG.

We tried to ninja it but kudos to the [oS] guild you spotted us just in time when the out wall was breached.

As I said, in EB JP we are friends in the battlefield we’re enemies. We can do GvG or 1v1 in EB JP sometime.