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Anyone got screenshots/videos of the slaughter??

Middzz.1490:

nibbles.2408:

Middzz.1490:

more about your server than any of your protestations .

Yeah you lost my sympathy here.

QQ, pvp in pvp zone, heathen barbarians, loot bags, retaliation, spawn camping, yada yada yada.

We’ve all been through it before, and will continue to re-live it it seems. Lets just move on already okay?

Edit: In fact why doesn’t someone just link the reddit from the first one, and subsequently move all the back and forth to that medium. Instead of clogging up this one with pointless junk.

You miss the point not that it not allowed it is not that you couldnt you can …

The point is you chose too……

…….as said impressed by your sefless bravery heroism true warrior spirit it shines through your actions .

And you miss the point that I actually agree with you. I just don’t think it’s worth crying on the forums about.

FA has to take every opportunity they can get to wipe TC nowadays :P

Furiousbeard.7602:

Sorry Mom

Your comments here are almost as distasteful as your actions. It’s one thing to destroy a community event, but gloating on the forums about it is just childish.

This thread has been great. Don’t ruin it now please.

Share the words of Jedsus Chris/Charr Jezus/whoever FA’s deity is.

SnakeMx.3784:

Middzz.1490:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Mikauonikino.2054:

To the Fa Zerg who Killed The Yak parade, Hope you Like Feeling the JQ Zerg Caping all yo stoof on your Bl <3

We have priorities

But a total lack of manners or any sense of politeness .

Its not that you did of course you could is why you made the choice too ..that indicates more about your server than any of your protestations .

You didnt have to you could have let others have harmless fun .

You could have fought elsewhere like the true warriors you are ….i know it takes fa"s intense bravery to charge dolyaks i am impressed.Personally i was collecting your bags at lake tower .Your forces there could have done with the help.

…………of course we see your priorities.

Such bravery such heroism such gamesmanship …I am impressed as am sure everyone is .

Your tears are absolutely delicious

reread no tears was not there.. at lake tower enjoying using the ac ….not sure if your side had tears there at all.

I was just commenting on your heroic behaviour attacking such a hardened target

impressed by the tactical skill it took against such a foe .In awe at your

unsurpassed bravery.

electriette.8952:

This thread has been great. Don’t ruin it now please.

Share the words of Jedsus Chris/Charr Jezus/whoever FA’s deity is.

FA has no deity, we just really like loot bags (and quaggen…)

nibbles.2408:

Middzz.1490:

more about your server than any of your protestations .

Yeah you lost my sympathy here.

QQ, pvp in pvp zone, heathen barbarians, loot bags, retaliation, spawn camping, yada yada yada.

We’ve all been through it before, and will continue to re-live it it seems. Lets just move on already okay?

Edit: In fact why doesn’t someone just link the reddit from the first one, and subsequently move all the back and forth to that medium. Instead of clogging up this one with pointless junk.

Here is the link. The true origins on the FA and TC rivalry (not really, but this was a pivotal point in our history).

http://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/14u07l/death_of_a_dolyak_love_and_tragedy_in_wvw/

elitegamerz.4965:

electriette.8952:

This thread has been great. Don’t ruin it now please.

Share the words of Jedsus Chris/Charr Jezus/whoever FA’s deity is.

FA has no deity, we just really like loot bags (and quaggen…)

…in that you resemble them ?

Here’s the link :P

http://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/14u07l/death_of_a_dolyak_love_and_tragedy_in_wvw/

I hope next week match up (yes Anet, i know you read our forums and yes i know the RNG is actually manually determined) is

JQ vs TC vs SoR

That would be awesome

Middzz.1490:

elitegamerz.4965:

electriette.8952:

This thread has been great. Don’t ruin it now please.

Share the words of Jedsus Chris/Charr Jezus/whoever FA’s deity is.

FA has no deity, we just really like loot bags (and quaggen…)

…in that you resemble them ?

I wish we all looked like quaggen, it would make killing dolyaks even more hilarious

phaneo.4597:

Here’s the link :P

http://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/14u07l/death_of_a_dolyak_love_and_tragedy_in_wvw/

Please please please move further discussion here (if you can even still post here? If not just make a new one). This thread was so nice to read prior to the drama that was brought here.

FA.. you guys are mean killing all the dolyaks, but you didn’t get me Was fun while it lasted though! Anyway most fun matchup ever and running with [RATS] yesterday beat ‘The defense of SoR Lake’ by the most fun I’ve had in awhile as well as the open field fights. Good job to all sides!

EDIT: Post after explains what happened pretty much

Middzz.1490:

SnakeMx.3784:

Middzz.1490:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Mikauonikino.2054:

To the Fa Zerg who Killed The Yak parade, Hope you Like Feeling the JQ Zerg Caping all yo stoof on your Bl <3

We have priorities

But a total lack of manners or any sense of politeness .

Its not that you did of course you could is why you made the choice too ..that indicates more about your server than any of your protestations .

You didnt have to you could have let others have harmless fun .

You could have fought elsewhere like the true warriors you are ….i know it takes fa"s intense bravery to charge dolyaks i am impressed.Personally i was collecting your bags at lake tower .Your forces there could have done with the help.

…………of course we see your priorities.

Such bravery such heroism such gamesmanship …I am impressed as am sure everyone is .

Your tears are absolutely delicious

reread no tears was not there.. at lake tower enjoying using the ac ….not sure if your side had tears there at all.

I was just commenting on your heroic behaviour attacking such a hardened target

impressed by the tactical skill it took against such a foe .In awe at your

unsurpassed bravery.

Since you were not witness to it…let me fill you in. It wasn’t just a steamroll event. Yes rolling the parade was, but there was more. Soon after the parade, the same group took out zerg after zerg that were superior in numbers. I would call that tactical skill and unsurpassed bravery to rush superior numbers time and time again and come out victorious. It’s much easier to rush when you outnumber your foe 2-1 or more.

Essence Snow.3194:

Middzz.1490:

SnakeMx.3784:

Middzz.1490:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Mikauonikino.2054:

To the Fa Zerg who Killed The Yak parade, Hope you Like Feeling the JQ Zerg Caping all yo stoof on your Bl <3

We have priorities

But a total lack of manners or any sense of politeness .

Its not that you did of course you could is why you made the choice too ..that indicates more about your server than any of your protestations .

You didnt have to you could have let others have harmless fun .

You could have fought elsewhere like the true warriors you are ….i know it takes fa"s intense bravery to charge dolyaks i am impressed.Personally i was collecting your bags at lake tower .Your forces there could have done with the help.

…………of course we see your priorities.

Such bravery such heroism such gamesmanship …I am impressed as am sure everyone is .

Your tears are absolutely delicious

reread no tears was not there.. at lake tower enjoying using the ac ….not sure if your side had tears there at all.

I was just commenting on your heroic behaviour attacking such a hardened target

impressed by the tactical skill it took against such a foe .In awe at your

unsurpassed bravery.

Since you were not witness to it…let me fill you in. It wasn’t just a steamroll event. Yes rolling the parade was, but there was more. Soon after the parade, the same group took out zerg after zerg that were superior in numbers. I would call that tactical skill and unsurpassed bravery to rush superior numbers time and time again and come out victorious. It’s much easier to rush when you outnumber your foe 2-1 or more.

You killed the yaks by jq spawn and then they immediately spawned and wiped the ones who killed them. What zerg after zerg? You talking about the garri fight on the other map maybe or what.

electriette.8952:

This thread has been great. Don’t ruin it now please.

Share the words of Jedsus Chris/Charr Jezus/whoever FA’s deity is.

it’s zoel

nibbles.2408:

phaneo.4597:

Here’s the link :P

http://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/14u07l/death_of_a_dolyak_love_and_tragedy_in_wvw/

Please please please move further discussion here (if you can even still post here? If not just make a new one). This thread was so nice to read prior to the drama that was brought here.

Honestly I hate Reddit for it’s weird interface so not sure how you post there and if a certain thread is locked or not. Either ways, you’re welcome!

Kudos to Jade Quarry. You all have been fun to fight and defend against. It seemed no matter the BL, there was always a few JQ roamers at the very least. May your loot bags never run out (or fighting BG would be too tiresome).

moolie.5927:

I laughed so hard at the name Animal Control [YAK].

Was fun to see everything just suddenly get rolled over lol.

So FA was role playing as well! :P

The [YAK] thing was a nice touch…and you guys say you don’t RP RPing as [YAK] is the exact same as us RP’ing as dolyaks in the first place hehe…so, we toasters got FA to RP! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And we got them do it weekly!

Why take the dolyak stuff to another thread that is really old? :P I mean, unless you wanna hide that you guys regularly hold an RP event hehe

In the end, its all in good fun, and we who organize it when we’re facing FA know that they’ll send an entire zerg to kill us (which helps our forces sometimes hehe).

FA rp’s all the time… they make the best loot bag roleplayers ever

Meanwhile, in Fort Aspenwood Borderlands….

Whoa, is Chuu back? Or is that a doppelganger? 0:

Avatar of Belle.9623:

I thought TC and FA had a love affair! Hickeroar you make it sound like you’re a bit tired of your ‘fiancee.’

Haha! Tired? Never! Banish the thought. It’s just funny how this new matchup system seems to think that FA and SoS are our true loves. I suppose maybe ANet knows something we don’t. wink wink

elitegamerz.4965:

electriette.8952:

This thread has been great. Don’t ruin it now please.

Share the words of Jedsus Chris/Charr Jezus/whoever FA’s deity is.

FA has no deity, we just really like loot bags (and quaggen…)

THAT’s what we need! Loot bag tonics! WHY oh WHY have we not thought of this before?!

Fuzzion.2504:

I hope next week match up (yes Anet, i know you read our forums and yes i know the RNG is actually manually determined) is

JQ vs TC vs SoR

That would be awesome

I would be 100% OK with that.

JudgeD.5673:

Meanwhile, in Fort Aspenwood Borderlands….

lmao. I love the chat going on in the bottom left. “I hate tcbl.” grumble grumble

I have to wonder… Do any servers actually LIKE their home borderlands?

Fuzzion.2504:

I hope next week match up (yes Anet, i know you read our forums and yes i know the RNG is actually manually determined) is

JQ vs TC vs SoR

That would be awesome

No, no it wouldn’t. JQ VS TC vs DB, THAT would be fun.

Also, to that group of FA necros and friends ( 4 of you) who hung out in JQ Dreaming Bay: I hate you so hard. Seriously embarrassed me there. I couldn’t even kill one of you. I had to call friends. Well done.

Gavi.9538:

Fuzzion.2504:

I hope next week match up (yes Anet, i know you read our forums and yes i know the RNG is actually manually determined) is

JQ vs TC vs SoR

That would be awesome

No, no it wouldn’t. JQ VS TC vs DB, THAT would be fun.

Agreed!

Thanks for the gvg RE. Was fun

It’s been a fun week TC & FA. Who knows, we might get a second game next week :-)

Loken.9724:

Thanks for the gvg RE. Was fun

It was fun and ty!!
GL next reset .. wait we will prob see eachother again.

katanah.8431:

Loken.9724:

Thanks for the gvg RE. Was fun

It was fun and ty!!
GL next reset .. wait we will prob see eachother again.

GvG late night reset than . see you there :P

/salute to the CERN guardian in JQBL just north of the ruins.

I was the second warrior that fought you after you beat the other warrior

Great match. Sorry the quaggans got involved. It would have been an hour long battle if we continued so it’s probably good we bowed out early. cheers!

I would like to thank FA/TC for coming out every night and giving us the opportunity to improve and learn some new things each and every day and gave us some of the best competition and fights many of us have had since launch.

/Salute

Good times in TCBL Bay tonight.. awesome battle.. Nice job everyone involved

I really don’t want to go back to fighting SoR and/or BG for another week Pretty sure all of us as servers have learnt and improved this week more than ever before and wish all weeks for as fun as this one. Hopefuly we break the randomiser so it’s us three again and leave the squabbling married couple for somebody else to put up with!

/salute @ Fort Aspenwood
/salute @ Tarnished Coast

nglcpyro.4906:

I really don’t want to go back to fighting SoR and/or BG for another week Pretty sure all of us as servers have learnt and improved this week more than ever before and wish all weeks for as fun as this one. Hopefuly we break the randomiser so it’s us three again and leave the squabbling married couple for somebody else to put up with!

/salute @ Fort Aspenwood
/salute @ Tarnished Coast

The chances of a BG/JQ/SoR match is now at a 96.72% chance of occurring

Tried to get some duels out of JQ the past two nights, and got nothing but JQ hiding behind walls afraid to come out till they could jump me at least 3-1.

lulz.

Another boring matchup. I guess we’ll wait to see what next week holds.

Thank you everyone for the fights throughout the week! Pro, SG, KH, HzH…and even RATS. Hope you enjoyed fighting us as well

I would love for this match to happen again very soon. Such a fantastic week and a great moment in GW2 history.

Ty JQ, and FA. Good luck on the next RNG

Always had fun with fighting TC when I was on BG and even so now that I am on JQ. To those TC that were at Bay tonight “/salute.” You guys showed great tenacity and resiliency.

To FA hope to see you guys more in the future. You guys do put up a good fight when you have the numbers to compete. Great week overall. Now back to the our regularly scheduled programming BG/JQ/SOR….

JudgeD.5673:

Meanwhile, in Fort Aspenwood Borderlands….

u forgot to capture the [EP] zerg to ur left

Ty SIC for the awesome GvG!

Video here:

And our 2nd GvG last night, ty RET for the great battle

Video here:

Fellow JQ, FA and TCers, today I, the holder of the Missionary Position in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, one again come to you simply with the solemn words and deeds of our Lord and Savior Jedsus Chris in the hopes that it too brings you to an enlightened state of sweat pants that so many of us in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints enjoy on almost a constant basis. Today’s tale comes to us once again from Chronicles of Calpurnia (chapter 17):

The battles have been fierce, and Jedsus was weary with fatigue and cottonmouth, he climbed slowly from the river, throwing a rock to distract a nearby Marsh Drake, and signaled to his Holy Knights to emerge as well. The Order of the Dax, a battalion once 15 strong, had been reduced to a meager 15 through its many sieges and battles, but what remained was more than a simple 15 Sister Fisters, as many had recently achieved a state of rampage that had previously thought unimaginable, redeeming them from a state of unsustainability. Jedsus climbed the banks to a row of trees and ordered one of his most trusted lieutenants to survey the area. The lieutenant, the wise yet often ignored Talon von TalonTalonTalonTalon in what was documented as his first of many miracles, blinked instantly to the top of the tallest tree, as surely all would have thought this would have been an impossible feat of wonky teleportation mechanics, and shouted with his gruff Charr glee, “LORD JEDSUS! UPON THE HORIZON, A CARAVAN OF MULTICOLORED, PACKAGE WIELDING DOLYAK!” Hearing such news the Holy Knights immediately took up arms in hungry anticipation as their last meal had been many days ago, consisting of the few pounds of quaggan bacon they had managed to obtain from a sketchy Choo Choo Train conductor. Jedsus looked out upon his disciples, sensing their anticipation being held in check only through the sheer strength of his presence, “NO! NO, my children! We shall not feast upon these brave Dolyak, for I have heard stories in my head of a great Dolyak caravan that brings cookies and erotic role playing to this land of the Tarnished Coast! Let us bring the word of the great ME to this herd and in their travels, they too shall spread the word of the Jedsus Chris!” The group rallied and trekked onward, despite the fact that many clearly thought their Lord had gone insane with hunger, as Dolyak cannot speak. Several hours later, or 15 seconds if out of character, the two groups met. As the caravan came to a halt, a Dolyak several times larger than the rest emerged and entered into a fierce stare-down with our Lord. Many long moments passed with not but a word from either party when the lead Dolyak let out a snort, turned and kneeled offering the packages on his back.

Jedsus let out a hearty bellow, “Bahahaha! Mah Dolyak! Men! Place upon thineselves the pelts contained within the cargo! We have discovered a new quest! This caravan is approaching the most treacherous leg of its long journey and its cargo of cookies and ERP dialogue must reach its destination!” The men adorned themselves with the pelts, belonging to many different sizes and colors of dolyak as well as a scattering of moose and bull and ventured forth into the great beyond.

The journey continued for many days before any resistance was found and upon the 5th day, on the horizon from which the caravan came, there appeared a mighty force, easily 100 strong. Lord Jedsus, still in disguise rallied his Holy Knights at the end of a bridge, preparing for the oncoming horde which seemed to crackle with anticipation at the potential feast of unguarded Dolyak before them. The horde surged forward, and Lord Jedsus said unto his disciples, “GEEEEEET SOOOMMEEEE” and the Holy Knights of the Order of the Dax threw off their disguises and bravely stood their ground cutting down many of the onrushing savages, but their numbers slowly dwindled under the enemy’s superior numbers. As the horde climbed over the dead of their fallen, as if they nothing more than silk scraps, a great, crazed laughter was heard in the distance. Bewildered, all but the great Lord Jedsus himself, who seemed to have taken a break to drink of his ambrosia, searched the area for the source, and the voice Kz the Molder of Clay, broke the silence, “UPON THY YONDER ROCK!” All eyes turned to the large rocky formation as the head of a dolyak appeared, but this was no ordinary dolyak, no, it mysteriously seemed to be shifting in color as it stood gazing out over the battle. The crazed laughter was heard yet again, seeming to come from everywhere at once, the dolyak took on a sinister grin and as soon as the laughter ended, with more heads cresting the tip of the rocky formation, but just the tip, the dolyak disappeared, shown to be nothing more than a disguise, revealing Wondo of the Bonks, who had set forth upon her own journey many months prior, clearly having brought the word of Jedsus Chris to many a lost soul. In her best imitation of Talon von TalonTalonTalonTalon she let forth a cry while still laughing maniacally, “RAAAAAAAAMPAAAAAAAAGE!” The reinforcements swelled out to the sides and pushed forward, streaming into the battle unleashing carnage of the magnitude that has not been seen since The Great Mythic Magestorm. It seemed that as quickly as the reinforcements had arrived, the battle had ended with many casualties, having reduced the Holy Knights from a force of 15 to a humble squad of 15.

Jedsus looked upon the carnage, clearly intoxicated from his ambrosia, realizing that none of the caravan of dolyaks had survived, and that they had likely perished to the forces of Wondo of the Bonks, he shrugged and once again, yelling the all too familiar phrase, “GEEEEET SOOOMMMMEEEE” the Holy Knights fell upon the corpses of the Dolyak they had risked their lives to protect, filling their bellies with the delicious meat and the cargo of cookies. It is even said that the ERP dialogue had disappeared, never to be seen, nor spoken of, again as no one would claim possession of it.

Clearly, this story, displaying Lord Jedsus Chris’s great love for succulent juicy meat, should be a lesson to everyone.

Don’t mess with Wondo.

(Also, sorry for the length, I wanted to try and capture all of the dolyak parade)