Guild Wars 2

RIP another Mag thread. o7 Mag thread.
http://youtu.be/VrZ4sMRYimw

deja vu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0IBD0eVhjw

Xirin.8593:

I think he’s saying:

1) got killed in a PvP zone

2) got jimmies rustled due to his murderer taunting him postmortem

3) contacted the person who murdered him in PvP zone and informed the murderer that he is having some tough IRL issues (my sincere condolences, but it has no bearing on PvP in a PvP zone)

4) has forgiven his murderer for killing him in a PvP zone

not quite

what really happened is:

1. killed while afk getting a krispy treat

2. came back and watched camper taunt different dead bodies (may or may not have jumped on mine, idk was afk)

3. camper messaged me to taunt me about killing me while afk

4. not surprised by behavior, considering the source

Toggles.1783:

4. not surprised by behavior, considering the source

CD taught us everything we know about emoting corpses way back when

saiyr.3071:

Toggles.1783:

4. not surprised by behavior, considering the source

CD taught us everything we know about emoting corpses way back when

That’s believable.

You guys can’t admit to anything without blaming others.

I don’t know what to say.

Xirin.8593:

I don’t know what to say.

You are my sunshine baby!

what are we supposed to be doing right now?

I can’t even get the stupid “kill 10 rats” Daily Achievement in WvW this week B/c there’s only one …. giant … I dunno what it is … it’s like a … mystical Floating Castle of constant heals and damage absorption? or Or a Mega Turtle made up of a 300 other Turtles that when combined moves amazingly fast, revives instantly, and is immune to everything you can throw at it?

…yet it can only be in 1 BL at a time and never stays longer than a few minutes, making it almost impossible for all of us in YB & CD to find it together and try to pull it apart from 2 sides at once.

You find a way to have fun in WvW or you wait for a less kittenty match-up.

It should be a lot easier to get 10 kills during evening prime time.

Halo.8976:

My new record, 74 HP!

Not on a golem, but im sure it’s still lucky as kitten.

Chris.3290:

I thought CD was ready to take on Maguuma, but guess I was wrong.

In theory, we should. However, we are constantly fighting yaks and mags at the same time so it becomes difficult

Toxic.4320:

Chris.3290:

I thought CD was ready to take on Maguuma, but guess I was wrong.

In theory, we should. However, we are constantly fighting yaks and mags at the same time so it becomes difficult

Yeah, all that rampant double teaming must be why we hit +500 yesterday evening o_O I don’t see what’s wrong with admitting that we have a ton more people than both of you when all of our fairweathers come out to play.

saiyr.3071:

I don’t see what’s wrong with admitting that we have a ton more people than both of you when all of our fairweathers come out to play.

I’ll admit that.

Holy kitten. I agree with Saiyr on something! The world truly is ending. Mark my words.

John Widdin.9618:

Not on a golem, but im sure it’s still lucky as kitten.

You can actually go down to 0 health and survive a fall. Has happened to me a couple of times.

Hurrrr hurrrrrrr karma hurrr hurrr…

Next week;
Get wiped 3 times, leave wvw til karma is promised or til match up is easy.

Rip Mag

Hi Duke~

StealthSnake.9134:

John Widdin.9618:

Not on a golem, but im sure it’s still lucky as kitten.

You can actually go down to 0 health and survive a fall. Has happened to me a couple of times.

You can hit 0 from anything, downed/broken/dead is <0hp

Toxic.4320:

Chris.3290:

I thought CD was ready to take on Maguuma, but guess I was wrong.

In theory, we should. However, we are constantly fighting yaks and mags at the same time so it becomes difficult

Like some sort of server vs server vs server… or world vs world vs world… there’s three… hire this man and let him develop a new game!

I love that Mag Swag.

Anyone notice the redundancy in today’s daily? Ambient Killer and Daily Mist Invasion Defender? Against this tier, they could just be combined into the same daily…

…..that was weak. Mags please give us your best trolls.

Wow, good fights at Vale!

EK steamrolled that DREP zerg over and over again. Gotta give props to DREP for keeping their chin up and trying some more.

EvilSardine.9635:

Wow, good fights at Vale!

EK steamrolled that DREP zerg over and over again. Gotta give props to DREP for keeping their chin up and trying some more.

We had 25 against what we were told by CD was 50, and CD sat in the camp behind carts and ballistas we had to keep killing.

If CD wants to know their weakness, it’s that they won’t move without a queue behind them during NA, while other servers are splitting into 20/30 mans. EK probably didn’t want a million pubbies nuthugging them at SW camp, but that’s definitely what happened.

Pinko.2076:

EvilSardine.9635:

Wow, good fights at Vale!

EK steamrolled that DREP zerg over and over again. Gotta give props to DREP for keeping their chin up and trying some more.

We had 25 against what we were told by CD was 50, and CD sat in the camp behind carts and ballistas we had to keep killing.

If CD wants to know their weakness, it’s that they won’t move without a queue behind them during NA, while other servers are splitting into 20/30 mans. EK probably didn’t want a million pubbies nuthugging them at SW camp, but that’s definitely what happened.

Nah. It was pretty even.

P.S. Thank you zerg that ran into our spawn. I just made 4G off the loot bags from that.

EvilSardine.9635:

Pinko.2076:

EvilSardine.9635:

Wow, good fights at Vale!

EK steamrolled that DREP zerg over and over again. Gotta give props to DREP for keeping their chin up and trying some more.

We had 25 against what we were told by CD was 50, and CD sat in the camp behind carts and ballistas we had to keep killing.

If CD wants to know their weakness, it’s that they won’t move without a queue behind them during NA, while other servers are splitting into 20/30 mans. EK probably didn’t want a million pubbies nuthugging them at SW camp, but that’s definitely what happened.

Nah. It was pretty even.

What guild are you in?

Pinko.2076:

EvilSardine.9635:

Wow, good fights at Vale!

EK steamrolled that DREP zerg over and over again. Gotta give props to DREP for keeping their chin up and trying some more.

We had 25 against what we were told by CD was 50, and CD sat in the camp behind carts and ballistas we had to keep killing.

If CD wants to know their weakness, it’s that they won’t move without a queue behind them during NA, while other servers are splitting into 20/30 mans. EK probably didn’t want a million pubbies nuthugging them at SW camp, but that’s definitely what happened.

Counting must not be maggies’ strong suit…

Pinko.2076:

We had 25 against what we were told by CD was 50

Kindergarten counting lessons →

Pinko.2076:

EvilSardine.9635:

Pinko.2076:

EvilSardine.9635:

Wow, good fights at Vale!

EK steamrolled that DREP zerg over and over again. Gotta give props to DREP for keeping their chin up and trying some more.

We had 25 against what we were told by CD was 50, and CD sat in the camp behind carts and ballistas we had to keep killing.

If CD wants to know their weakness, it’s that they won’t move without a queue behind them during NA, while other servers are splitting into 20/30 mans. EK probably didn’t want a million pubbies nuthugging them at SW camp, but that’s definitely what happened.

Nah. It was pretty even.

What guild are you in?

I think he’s in that one called DREP or something? I don’t know.

Pinko.2076:

We had 25 against what we were told by CD was 50, and CD sat in the camp behind carts and ballistas we had to keep killing.

If CD wants to know their weakness, it’s that they won’t move without a queue behind them during NA, while other servers are splitting into 20/30 mans. EK probably didn’t want a million pubbies nuthugging them at SW camp, but that’s definitely what happened.

Vashti.8179:

I think he’s in that one called DREP or something? I don’t know.

No, no, he’s in [PYRO].

It’s like the t2 days of CD where they win with numbers and siege and suddenly grow a spine.

Do you still not ever do duels or gvgs like your t2 days? By the way I heard some FTKV got mad after losing a 1v1 shortly after your babysitters left. Jakob please comment, was it you?

Our numbers came from an icon count so if anyone can’t count it’s you guys vOv

Pinko.2076:

By the way I heard some FTKV got mad after losing a 1v1 shortly after your babysitters left. Jakob please comment, was it you?

I have no idea who “FTKV” is, but guessing on your previous posts regarding numbers, I certainly believe you’re just making kitten up now.

The players from FTKV don’t have feelings. They are robotic gank bots sent on a mission to troll and destroy.

kRAVen.4195:

The players from FTKV don’t have feelings. They are robotic gank bots sent on a mission to troll and destroy.

Is this like the Ebay guilds that die a lot and call it a troll? That’s not a very effective method.

saiyr.3071:

Our numbers came from an icon count so if anyone can’t count it’s you guys vOv

Our pugs can be just as bad sometimes, so I’m assuming the people talking about numbers here were just hangers on and don’t know how to get counts with tags.

saiyr.3071:

Our numbers came from an icon count so if anyone can’t count it’s you guys vOv

How on earth do you guys have time to perform an “icon count” while simultaneously PvFing on the forums and wiping us bad CD’ers? Impressive indeed.

By the way DORP, I think you guys misplaced one of your asuras. Don’t hate on mah mad paint skillz.

JakobGW.5730:

Pinko.2076:

By the way I heard some FTKV got mad after losing a 1v1 shortly after your babysitters left. Jakob please comment, was it you?

I have no idea who “FTKV” is, but guessing on your previous posts regarding numbers, I certainly believe you’re just making kitten up now.

FTKV is my guild. We are dedicated to losing 1v1s in an effort to improve the self-esteem of nerds everywhere. You’re welcome nerds.

That’s the DORP spy that’s been claiming keeps with no buffs, wasting siege, and trolling his own server….. :\

Vashti.8179:

saiyr.3071:

Our numbers came from an icon count so if anyone can’t count it’s you guys vOv

How on earth do you guys have time to perform an “icon count” while simultaneously PvFing on the forums and wiping us bad CD’ers? Impressive indeed.

By the way DORP, I think you guys misplaced one of your asuras. Don’t hate on mah mad paint skillz.

People generally weren’t PvFing during that fight. Nobody said we wiped you hard, just that you had twice our numbers and siege. I’m really sorry it’s so hard for you to reason about this vOv

I’m confused. How did you Yaks lose to BP? With your current showing, you should have destroyed them.

Deathdom.8250:

I’m confused. How did you Yaks lose to BP? With your current showing, you should have destroyed them.

We had an off week. They had a good one. It happens.

I think it helped CDs scores a bit that BP is Maguuma’s replacement for Ehmry. That is they spend all of their time fighting for second.

ilr.9675:

what are we supposed to be doing right now?

I can’t even get the stupid “kill 10 rats” Daily Achievement in WvW this week B/c there’s only one …. giant … I dunno what it is … it’s like a … mystical Floating Castle of constant heals and damage absorption? or Or a Mega Turtle made up of a 300 other Turtles that when combined moves amazingly fast, revives instantly, and is immune to everything you can throw at it?

…yet it can only be in 1 BL at a time and never stays longer than a few minutes, making it almost impossible for all of us in YB & CD to find it together and try to pull it apart from 2 sides at once.

Welcome to Maguuma’s daily karma train. You can tell that it’s our karma train because:

1. Random assortment of tags
2. It’s running around during EU primetime

Please note that any and all kitten-talking pertaining to the k-train is null and void.

Hey, [FKVA]. You guys have a fan apparently.

Sinaya.4201:

Hey, [FKVA]. You guys have a fan apparently.

A Maguuma fanboi?

Our work here is done.

Sinaya.4201:

Hey, [FKVA]. You guys have a fan apparently.

That is awesome. FKVA fan club!

Sinaya.4201:

Hey, [FKVA]. You guys have a fan apparently.

!!!

I wonder if that FKVA copycat fan is the same maguuma player (same pic!) who joined our group a few days ago saying that he wanted to transfer to CD and was begging to join our guild. I guess after being turned down, he thought that he’d resort to petty imitation out of sheer rage?

EDIT: Wait..does his mag guild know that he wanted to ditch them for us? HA!

EvilSardine.9635:

Sinaya.4201:

Hey, [FKVA]. You guys have a fan apparently.

That is awesome. FKVA fan club!

The fans are pouring in now, this guy took off the tag as soon as he noticed I was watching him. Ironically, this guy ran from me every time I approached him and waved for a 1v1.

haha this is awesome!